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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Biggus Dickus

#3630
January 27, 2016, 03:45:53 AM
^^ And you said my jokes are bad?

"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#3631
January 27, 2016, 12:56:01 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3632
January 30, 2016, 06:38:31 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#3633
January 30, 2016, 11:38:18 AM

Tank

#3634
January 30, 2016, 12:02:37 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tom62

#3635
January 31, 2016, 05:03:23 PM
Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about? Terrorist :- We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.. Waiter :- Why a donkey? Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Biggus Dickus

#3636
February 04, 2016, 02:08:16 PM
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Guardian85

#3637
February 04, 2016, 02:52:42 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Biggus Dickus

#3638
February 04, 2016, 03:20:29 PM
Scene: Extremely sad kat sitting in a bar.

Barteder: What'll ya have?
Kat: Shot of bourbon
Bartender [Pours it]
Kat[Slowly pushes shot glass off the bar]
Kat: Hit me again.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Biggus Dickus

#3639
February 04, 2016, 06:36:07 PM
JJ: Hey Sir Bruno, what's your favorite position while making love in bed?
Me: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#3640
February 17, 2016, 06:47:27 AM
One for Icarus

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3641
February 17, 2016, 08:31:22 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#3642
February 20, 2016, 07:12:48 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#3643
February 20, 2016, 06:25:36 PM
^^^
:lol:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Guardian85

#3644
February 20, 2016, 08:30:49 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-
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