Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Tank

#4950
May 12, 2024, 10:21:48 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#4951
May 12, 2024, 09:32:09 PM
^   :this:

I admire athletes for what do so well, not what they think. American football players have brain concussions anyway. So do professional boxers.

Dark Lightning

#4952
May 12, 2024, 10:30:41 PM
This would include most actors, imo.

The Magic Pudding..

#4953
May 15, 2024, 02:45:53 PM
Why do "celibate" priests think I should care about what they think about fucking?
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

The Magic Pudding..

#4954
May 24, 2024, 11:18:34 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4955
May 24, 2024, 01:28:44 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#4956
June 03, 2024, 06:21:39 PM
Q: What's the shortest book in the world?
A: Amish war heros.

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dark Lightning

#4957
June 03, 2024, 06:41:27 PM
I spotted an intruder in the house.
I aimed a red laser at his chest.
The cat took care of the rest.

Tank

#4958
June 04, 2024, 10:12:15 AM
LoL!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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