Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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Tank

#4980
September 14, 2024, 07:21:46 AM
The Spike Milligan joke is probably a re-work of an older one as mobile's weren't so ubiquitous when he was most active I would think.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#4981
September 25, 2024, 11:02:49 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#4982
October 15, 2024, 09:29:41 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#4983
October 17, 2024, 10:22:02 AM
:smilenod:

The Asmo approves of that highly unexpected plot twist.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding..

#4984
October 21, 2024, 09:36:01 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Recusant

#4985
October 22, 2024, 05:50:19 AM
:mb lol:

:spock:  :klingon:


I just realized the choice of representation in the smiley zoo may exhibit a bias.   ;)
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Asmodean

#4986
October 22, 2024, 08:03:37 AM
Nah. I'd be more worried if they raised Dominion or Borg colours. Perhaps even Breen.

Klingons are OK. :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Icarus

#4987
October 26, 2024, 02:02:56 AM
Electricity  has magical powers...........

https://imgur.com/gallery/its-gotta-be-magnets-7a8HSCC

Dark Lightning

#4988
October 26, 2024, 03:22:05 AM
:rofl: Dayamn!

Tank

#4989
October 26, 2024, 07:50:59 AM
:rofl: I didn't see where that was going.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Anne D.

#4990
October 27, 2024, 02:20:20 AM
Me neither. LOL.

Icarus

#4991
October 30, 2024, 06:18:20 AM
Here is an important explanation about male and female behavior.  I suspect that Anne D might approve.

The Magic Pudding..

#4992
November 03, 2024, 07:52:55 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tom62

#4993
November 03, 2024, 08:56:09 AM
 :puppysnicker:
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

Icarus

#4994
November 04, 2024, 03:39:40 AM
Wife asks slovenly husband: do you know the difference between toilet paper and lace curtains. He: No why do you ask? She: I knew it was you.
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