Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

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The Magic Pudding..

#5010
January 23, 2025, 02:59:22 AM
I made a thing.

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Recusant

#5011
January 24, 2025, 03:12:52 AM
:rimshot:  :clapping:
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Dark Lightning

#5012
January 24, 2025, 03:56:54 AM
The chump is completely out of control, and people watch him in his insane rants without complaint. #sad

Icarus

#5013
January 24, 2025, 06:09:13 AM

The Magic Pudding..

#5014
February 02, 2025, 06:25:26 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Icarus

#5015
February 19, 2025, 02:26:54 AM
We can ask Pudding if this video is truthful.

https://imgur.com/gallery/16th-favorite-0QHCbjr

Recusant

#5016
February 19, 2025, 05:50:28 AM
Good for a groan, but I like the friendly universe it depicts.  ;D
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

Asmodean

#5017
February 19, 2025, 07:02:29 AM
That was certainly a roundabout way of getting to the punch line.

But then, it's kind-of an stoner joke, so I suppose one should appreciate it even getting to the punch line to begin with. :smilenod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding..

#5018
February 19, 2025, 09:56:46 AM
Quote from: Recusant on February 19, 2025, 05:50:28 AMGood for a groan, but I like the friendly universe it depicts.  ;D

Quote from: Icarus on February 19, 2025, 02:26:54 AMWe can ask Pudding if this video is truthful.

It is true as far as it goes though obviously the Crocodile eats the koala, and the koala's now homeless  population of disgruntled paralysis ticks do for the crocodile. It was like Tarantino doing a circle of life thing but he hated circles.

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Asmodean

#5019
February 19, 2025, 02:55:52 PM
...And/or life. :sadnod:
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding..

#5020
March 12, 2025, 10:52:31 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

The Magic Pudding..

#5021
April 13, 2025, 09:06:18 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#5022
April 13, 2025, 09:43:07 AM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

The Magic Pudding..

#5023
April 14, 2025, 10:21:22 AM
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Dark Lightning

#5024
April 14, 2025, 04:04:40 PM
:rofl: Quick, buy it, before the price goes up again!
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