Ban The Poster Above You

[Davin]

Banned for making money off of your sexual proclivity.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because why shouldn't we all use what we have to improve our economic condition?

[Magdalena]

Banned because if some of us used what we have, to improve our economic condition, some of us would starve to death.   

[No one]

Survival of the fittest ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned because:

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because Darwin didn't want you to tell that to anyone - can't you see his finger over his lips? Shhhhh!

[Magdalena]

Banned because "The monkey's out of the bottle, man!" 

[Guardian85]

Banned for bottling monkeys.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for not capitalizing the word Monkey, guardian85.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for not capitalizing the word Guardian85.  It's a proper noun, you know.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned for apparently not realizing I deliberately didn't capitalize the word guardian85 as part of my Monkey ban. That's what made my ban so darn funny.

Gosh!

[Guardian85]

Banned for implying you actually have a sense of humor. 

[No one]

ban

[Buddy]

At least without protection ban.

[No one]

Misconstrued ban.