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Title: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 02:08:09 AM
I've seen this kind of thread elsewhere, they seem popular.
Though looking at a thread for an example of witty riposte is proving harder than expected.

An example

Person 1: bans the person above for reading romance novels.

Next person bans for being a stodgy old coot.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 02:09:03 AM
Banned because I like bandicoots and elderly bandicoots should be respected.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Rizuidad on July 09, 2011, 03:06:19 AM
Banned because is older than the big bang, and therefore is god. And therefore clearly does not exist. :D

I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 03:23:36 AM
I like these threads, Magic Pudding. Where do you get them?

Banned for undermining my paltry attempt at HAF resuscitation with a link request.  :)

I did put a link on the Grant My Wish thread because I'd only seen it in one other place, but I don't get around all that much.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: original_gender on July 09, 2011, 03:44:14 AM
Banned for consorting with suspicious characters.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 09, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 04:08:56 AM
Banned for having an indistinguishable user icon.

Banned for using an electrical avatar distinguisher on a sardonic avatar.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 09, 2011, 06:56:38 AM
Banned for containing fruit!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on July 09, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on July 09, 2011, 02:30:45 PM
Banned.  >:( Because Asmodean demands it.  >:(

 :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 09, 2011, 02:34:36 PM
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 02:57:22 PM
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 09, 2011, 03:16:28 PM
Banned for being a grumpy blob of grey clay ;D

Banned for attacking the blob of clay I loyally support when not planning his his eternal torment spinning on a potter's wheel listening to that song from Ghost, without any fondling by a young Demi Moore.  This is the punctuation I didn't have time to insert earlier in the paragraph ,.,
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 03:27:26 PM
Banned for forming a clique with a of strange cartoon characters.

Banned for being in so much of a rush to ban me you've fallen under the thrall of the attack response, almost totally loosing the use of language.   (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2FFSMlaugh.gif&hash=883c2cb00626f643a7775c6ad6264aae7d1f4643)

The smiley face doesn't look all that friendly, I don't like the cheesy and the spaghetti monster seems to mock.
I'll have to learn the keyboard smilies.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Recusant on July 09, 2011, 07:10:02 PM
...almost totally loosing the use of language...

Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 08:57:25 PM
Banned for perpetuating the internet solecism of using "loose" in place of "lose." A minor annoyance perhaps, but one must draw a line in the sand at some point! Also, for exposing my occasional use of an image search (though it was TinEye, not Google) in the album cover thread, and thus bringing my fraud to a grinding halt. *shakes fist while twirling mustache*

OK but you still like me just a bit?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Recusant on July 09, 2011, 10:36:41 PM
OK but you still like me just a bit?

Of course: You have admirable taste in hats, and your aversion to multi-colored dancing bananas shows a keen aesthetic sense as well. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg843.imageshack.us%2Fimg843%2F7673%2Fbeerh.gif&hash=e6b6fe5f6a7892b2b55985e5d53162a8f22f7242)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 10, 2011, 12:43:54 PM
Banned for banana hate crime  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 10, 2011, 02:09:19 PM
You and your bananas are banned and canned respectively.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.hellotrade.com%2Fdata2%2FOX%2FLQ%2FHELLOTD-1890386%2Fcn_banana_20oz-100x100.jpg&hash=e94bb47fd933408e03d15ce7af880ebdd82064a6)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Rizuidad on July 10, 2011, 09:02:57 PM
Egads! I don't want to ban the magic pudding a second time!

BANNED FOR BEING BANNED!
Prohibidas para de ser prohibir.

Mira, No soy un hablaro de el español nativo, ¿ok?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 11, 2011, 12:25:05 AM
Banned for speaking in any language other than English.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Rizuidad on July 11, 2011, 03:22:56 AM
 :o :o

... :'(

Ahora hoy es más muy feo...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 12, 2011, 10:32:01 AM
Ahora hoy es más muy feo...

Google translate = Now today is very ugly

Babel Fish = Now today he is more very ugly

Banned for besmirching either xSilverPhinx or Monday.  (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi647.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu198%2FRamblingSyd%2FFSMlaugh.gif&hash=883c2cb00626f643a7775c6ad6264aae7d1f4643)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 23, 2011, 06:09:17 PM
Banned for a patronising defence of SilverPhinx or a totally inadequate defence of Mondays.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Willow on July 23, 2011, 11:29:05 PM
Magic Pudding is banned for creating a bloody silly thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: fester30 on July 23, 2011, 11:34:06 PM
Banned for bringing blood into this thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 24, 2011, 02:42:19 AM
Banned for making me look at a picture of Fester.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Gawen on July 24, 2011, 01:21:43 PM
Banned for the lack of intestinal fortitude of averting your eyes when looking at a picture of Fester.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 24, 2011, 01:27:45 PM
Banned because averting your eyes will do no good, he's everywhere.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FVE5S9.png&hash=b27fc6329e1883440be9a475097341b2a874e5c8) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIldsB.png&hash=d8d61df8846aa0cf0a7c631b108b7867b07758fe) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkqWtA.png&hash=1c05ad1b0860ce28900ad98bc0804c1526f37d9f) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fwjkti.png&hash=2830e19c30ff5f40da2d8bcdedc390282b224b0f)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 24, 2011, 01:41:27 PM
Banned for giving me future multi-colored fester nightmares.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Gawen on July 24, 2011, 01:49:46 PM
Banned because averting your eyes will do no good, he's everywhere.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FVE5S9.png&hash=b27fc6329e1883440be9a475097341b2a874e5c8) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIldsB.png&hash=d8d61df8846aa0cf0a7c631b108b7867b07758fe) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FkqWtA.png&hash=1c05ad1b0860ce28900ad98bc0804c1526f37d9f) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fwjkti.png&hash=2830e19c30ff5f40da2d8bcdedc390282b224b0f)
Well, that bans Cecile, not me...*laffin*. I happen to think Fester is a handsome sort of fellow....in a repugnant sort of way...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Abletony on July 25, 2011, 01:14:02 PM
Banned for no reason whatsoever.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2011, 01:15:56 PM
Banned for no reason whatsoever.
This could well become a rather ironic post  :D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Abletony on July 25, 2011, 01:16:23 PM
Huh?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2011, 01:20:21 PM
Facepalm.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Abletony on July 25, 2011, 01:21:08 PM
You've lost me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 25, 2011, 03:05:40 PM
You're in the ban thread being banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 25, 2011, 03:42:38 PM
Banned for looking pissed off all the time.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 25, 2011, 04:01:12 PM
Banned for coming in after not posting for several weeks and thinking you can just go around banning people.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2011, 04:29:43 PM
Banned for being smarter than me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 25, 2011, 07:08:47 PM
Banned for being smarter than me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2011, 07:09:52 PM
Banned for being younger than me with a whole life ahead of her  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 25, 2011, 07:17:07 PM
Banned for being British.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 25, 2011, 07:29:35 PM
Lol!

Banned for having been on the forum longer than me!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 25, 2011, 08:16:53 PM
Lol!

Banned for having been on the forum longer than me!
Banned for spreading lies (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=7744.msg120103#msg120103) about me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 26, 2011, 02:14:07 AM
Banned for confusing a poor pudding by linking to this page.
I'd almost managed to decrease the curvature of my frown and red of my eyes for Cecilie, I won't be trying that again.  
Try to please the world and what do you get?
Stomped on that's what!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: fester30 on July 26, 2011, 02:23:23 AM
Banned for getting stomped on.  My mom's pudding kinda looked like dog doo, and had the same consistency.  Imagine stepping on that.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 26, 2011, 10:06:50 AM
Banned for getting stomped on.  My mom's pudding kinda looked like dog doo, and had the same consistency.  Imagine stepping on that.
Worse still, imagine eating it!

Banned for mentioning dog poo in context of food!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 26, 2011, 05:10:19 PM
Banned for discussing pudding in such a manner.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Abletony on July 26, 2011, 05:58:34 PM
Banned for being snarky. I'm kidding. I think.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 26, 2011, 06:07:27 PM
Banned for using a word I don't know what means.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 26, 2011, 06:12:00 PM
Banned for being Norwegian  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 26, 2011, 06:13:03 PM
Banned for banning me for being a Norwegian.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 26, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
Banned for banning me for being a Norwegian.

Banned for banning a user who just banned you.  xD
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on July 26, 2011, 07:30:33 PM
^ Banned for excessively complicated banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 26, 2011, 10:30:13 PM
Banned for not believing in Mother Goose.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 26, 2011, 11:11:10 PM
^banned for wearing an orange shirt.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 26, 2011, 11:56:02 PM
Banned for having pink hair.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 27, 2011, 12:13:17 AM
Banned for seeming distracted in your avatar.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Cecilie on July 27, 2011, 12:22:07 AM
Banned for not noticing I'm looking at a parrot in my avatar.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sweetdeath on July 27, 2011, 12:42:09 AM
 :D

Banned for having an adorable parrot.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 27, 2011, 08:54:07 AM
:D

Banned for having an adorable parrot.
Banned for assuming it's her parrot!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 27, 2011, 09:07:25 AM
Banned for interpreting "having" as expressly signifying ownership.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 27, 2011, 09:12:16 AM
Banned for being pedantic.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 27, 2011, 09:23:49 AM
Banned for being against foot antics.
There's nothing wrong with them as long as you keep your socks on.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Abletony on July 27, 2011, 11:24:07 AM
Banned for being against foot antics.
There's nothing wrong with them as long as you keep your socks on.

Banned because I'm power hungry.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 27, 2011, 01:34:51 PM
Banned for being power-hungry.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: The Magic Pudding on July 27, 2011, 04:05:59 PM
Banned for being power-hungry.

No no no no no no.

Tit for tats are so fire trucking annoying.

I've lines from song in my head I'll lend you.
Doctor Freud has designs of real cruelty
those blankets can not be your security

Why couldn't you just say his power hunger reveals a deep, inescapable mother loving inspired inner emptiness that begs a banning?

It's so obvious, why don't people get this game?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on December 10, 2012, 11:53:45 PM
Bumped for noobs.

Also, Puddin', you're banned for abandoning your elaborate collection of fancy hats.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Amicale on December 10, 2012, 11:57:17 PM
Banned for making me cold every time I see your avatar. :D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 13, 2014, 10:53:35 PM
You can't ban someone for twitching; only blinking, fluttering, jerking, jiggling, shuddering, trembling, palpitating, shivering, plucking, lurching or nipping, but not twitching.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 15, 2014, 04:04:39 PM
Banned for introducing banning rules.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 15, 2014, 11:54:09 PM
Banned because who doesn't like rules?



...most of the time at least.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 16, 2014, 12:29:20 AM
Banned because I never like rules.  I follow lots of them, but I don't like it, not one bit.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 16, 2014, 07:47:42 PM
Banned because you must at least like the rules you set.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Pasta Chick on December 16, 2014, 08:09:50 PM
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in a while.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 16, 2014, 08:12:44 PM
Banned on behalf of MLA for being a woman.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 16, 2014, 08:13:39 PM
Banned for channeling MLA.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 16, 2014, 09:55:45 PM
Banned because this thread won't die!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2014, 12:22:41 AM
Banned for implying on some level that I'm a thread killer.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 17, 2014, 12:23:53 AM
Banned for taking things personally.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 17, 2014, 06:55:13 AM
Banned because my cats told me so.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2014, 10:45:09 AM
Banned for being a slave to your cats' will.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 17, 2014, 02:33:15 PM
Banned for thinking that there is a choice.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on December 17, 2014, 06:33:41 PM
Banned for deviating from the true line.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 17, 2014, 11:35:30 PM
Banned for drawing lines.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 18, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
I support the ban above, and stand in solidarity with xSP on this. Kats are becoming too powerful with their evil ways.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 18, 2014, 01:53:19 AM
Banned for projecting your own personal wickedness onto innocent little pussy cats. Shame on you!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 18, 2014, 02:41:40 AM
Banned for denying your own personal wickedness.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Eric V Arachnid on December 18, 2014, 10:26:29 AM
I object, um, I mean banned.
My client never done nuth'n of the sort.
He keeps and has always kept his personal wickedness in a biscuit tin hidden in his sock draw, it is a gross injustice to construe this as denial.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 18, 2014, 04:32:43 PM
Banned for disclosing the location of the "Hidden Personal Wickedness", and violating the trust of a client's confidential information.
This matter shall be taken up with your local board of regents with the purpose of having you stripped of your license and "Run out of Town on a Rail".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 18, 2014, 11:18:34 PM
Banned for being a Thread Necromancer.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 19, 2014, 02:18:51 PM
Banned for banning the arts... they are dark arts, but still arts.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 21, 2014, 03:03:41 PM
Banned for shedding light on dark arts.  They should be kept in the dark.  Otherwise, the cockroaches will be disturbed.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 21, 2014, 09:03:50 PM
Banned for bringing cockroaches into this. Something so disgusting should never be mentioned. Ever.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 22, 2014, 05:06:38 PM
Banned for REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED of it since the last time.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 22, 2014, 09:44:46 PM
Banned for secret banning rationale.  All executions on this forum should be public, with the reasons clearly posted in writing on the courthouse door and on the scaffold over by the large oak tree. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 23, 2014, 12:10:48 AM
Banned because I always wanted to ban a lawyer.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on December 23, 2014, 02:21:45 AM
Banned because all this Christmas nonsense is way too cheery for His Unconsolableness.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 23, 2014, 08:11:59 AM
Banned for ruining the Christmas Spirit
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 23, 2014, 11:14:10 AM
Banned for secretly re-arming with a horde of Christmas cats in contravention of the Treaty of Versailles.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Eric V Arachnid on December 23, 2014, 01:30:23 PM
Banned because it was actually the Tweaty bird of Versailles that deals with hordes of Christmas cats.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 23, 2014, 09:01:24 PM
Banned for coming too close to the border of Witzelsucht with your pun.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on December 23, 2014, 09:15:32 PM
Banned because The Asmo is still displeased with this whole Christmas thing.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 23, 2014, 10:57:05 PM
Banned, because a real God would not complain about something, but do something about it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 23, 2014, 11:44:54 PM
Banned because the Grey God is omnigrumpy, he must complain about something, otherwise he wouldn't be a grumpy lumpy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on December 24, 2014, 12:53:06 AM
Banned because the Grey God is omnigrumpy, he must complain about something, otherwise he wouldn't be a grumpy lumpy.
Yes, that. And how DARE he think The Asmo is not doing anything about it?  >:(

The Asmo hereby bans Tank because that is the opposite of not doing anything about it. That's doing something about it, in fact.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 24, 2014, 01:05:49 AM
Banned for banning outside the scope of the Ban Code, which decrees that one must ban the previous poster.  You should have banned SilverPhinx because she will release upon us millions of incompetent footballers who lose games to Teutonic-Types.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 24, 2014, 01:08:19 AM
 :o

Banned for not telling me exactly where I can get such an army.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 24, 2014, 04:05:34 PM
Banned for not realizing that I was just being totally silly and ridiculous.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 24, 2014, 06:07:14 PM
Banned for being totally silly and ridiculous, it's not allowed you know.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on December 24, 2014, 06:13:04 PM
All unbanned because it's Christmas.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 24, 2014, 06:16:08 PM
Banned because it's only Christmas Eve.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FYMfQOpz.gif&hash=fbc33e17c36c7b585733a53b32afe595d0ce1424)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 24, 2014, 06:54:52 PM
Banned for taking two bans in a row, albeit interrupted by an unban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 29, 2014, 12:38:56 AM
Banned for making my head hurt.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 29, 2014, 08:38:48 AM
Banned for teasing  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Eric V Arachnid on December 29, 2014, 09:28:37 AM
Banned for wasting electricity lightning yourself up in a vain attempt to make yourself look attractive.  You should be growing herbs on yourself.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 29, 2014, 07:54:39 PM
Banned for encouraging herbology.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 29, 2014, 08:24:37 PM
Banned because everything is better with herbs.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 30, 2014, 03:20:03 AM
Banned because ice cream is not better with herbs.  But it is better with spice. Like cinnamon.  You must distinguish between herbs and spices.  Banned again for not doing that.  And triple banned for not thinking about that. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 30, 2014, 07:52:08 AM
Banned for going over the top.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 04, 2015, 01:09:05 AM
Banned for frowning since May 26.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Lee on June 04, 2015, 01:55:39 AM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Banned for frownism!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 10, 2015, 01:55:04 PM
Lee's gone, no sense in banning her... so I ban the whole bunch of you silly atheists (And you few believers as well) here at HAF.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: DeterminedJuliet on October 10, 2015, 05:50:03 PM
Banned for not following the "Ban The Poster Above You" rules!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean Prime on October 10, 2015, 06:11:55 PM
The OmniAsmoest of all Asmos BANETH!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Firebird on October 11, 2015, 03:02:53 AM
Banned because... Wait, we still need you! Not fair!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on October 11, 2015, 05:45:13 AM
Banned for not banning him. Those are the rules!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Firebird on October 11, 2015, 06:22:18 AM
You're right,  of course. So you're now banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on October 11, 2015, 06:54:31 AM
Banned for banning me because I was right.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 11, 2015, 09:52:08 AM
Banned for political deviation and attacking the régime.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on October 11, 2015, 11:53:34 AM
Banned because sometimes you have to attack the regime.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on October 11, 2015, 01:22:04 PM
Banned for talking about it and not doing it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 12, 2015, 10:01:47 AM
Banned for doing it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on October 12, 2015, 10:17:34 AM
Banned for obvious double entendre.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 12, 2015, 02:33:25 PM
Banned for an obvious dirty mind.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 12, 2015, 03:38:08 PM
Banned for "dour prudery".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 12, 2015, 11:00:33 PM
Banned for life.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 13, 2015, 02:01:59 AM
Banned for spelling your name backwards.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on October 13, 2015, 06:55:19 AM
Banned for not appreciating the artistry of a backwards name.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on October 13, 2015, 10:38:18 AM
Banned for being artsy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on October 13, 2015, 12:36:15 PM
Banned for losing your job.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 13, 2015, 01:36:26 PM
Banned for a lack of empathy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 22, 2015, 01:42:14 PM
Banned for stealing Magdalena's hat.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 22, 2015, 02:18:52 PM
Hey! That’s my broom.  >:(
Banned for stealing Magdalena's only mode of transportation.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 22, 2015, 07:10:43 PM
Banned for not thinking of traveling on a flying vacuum cleaner.  They are all the rage these days.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 22, 2015, 10:11:20 PM
Banned for hanging out with (young) witches long enough to know that a flying vacuum cleaner is in vogue. I'm an Orthodox Witch...Mmmmm kay?  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 23, 2015, 01:55:11 AM
Banned for not appreciating the charms and talents of maiden witches.  The things they can do with those vacuum cleaners ....
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 23, 2015, 02:26:39 AM
Banned for not knowing, at your age, that charms and talents of Orthodox Witches don't require any home & kitchen electric domestic appliances.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 24, 2015, 01:54:28 AM
Banned for salacious and suggestive posts, which in 18th Century Salem, Massachusetts would have warranted a hanging or a burning or at least a damn good dunking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 24, 2015, 03:15:13 AM
Banned.
Ain't no need to remember things that happened at the party you had when your were a toddler.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on October 24, 2015, 12:00:00 PM
Banned for trying to encourage the harmful suppression of traumatic memories.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 25, 2015, 09:29:27 AM
Banned for psychiatrickery.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 25, 2015, 10:30:22 PM
Banned for coining a fifteen letter neologism.  The limit under Article IV, Section 3.25 is 14 letters. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 26, 2015, 02:32:00 AM
Banned for not allowing the rules to be bent.

Just a little bit.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on October 26, 2015, 05:40:32 AM
Banned for legal flexibility.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on October 27, 2015, 06:50:21 PM
Banned because legal flexibility is a good thing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 28, 2015, 09:23:28 AM
Banned for persistently living in Hertfordshire.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 29, 2015, 08:23:01 PM
Banned for evil eyebrows.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on October 30, 2015, 11:03:49 PM
Banned for being Herfordshirist as well.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 31, 2015, 01:00:12 AM
Banned because I'm not, but could be for the right price.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 31, 2015, 01:09:29 AM
Banned for creating the newest profession in the world.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on November 02, 2015, 04:53:06 PM
Banned for denigrating the creation of jobs.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 03, 2015, 09:42:30 AM
banned for not mentioning the Screeves of Our Lady St Postula
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 05, 2015, 10:27:02 PM
Mentioning unmentionables ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 06, 2015, 12:21:28 AM
Banned because dark matter is out there, lurking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 06, 2015, 01:40:36 AM
Fancy pantsy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 06, 2015, 01:50:29 AM
Banned. You look familiar, but I can't remember where I've seen you.  :thinking:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 06, 2015, 04:46:31 AM
Banned for Alzheimer's.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 06, 2015, 04:56:08 AM
Congratulations contestant #169, you have won a weeks long trip to Banville. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 06, 2015, 05:02:11 AM
Just back from Banville after a wonderful 7 days.  While there I learned this trick: Banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 06, 2015, 05:08:23 AM
Loose lips ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 06, 2015, 05:41:39 AM
Banned. No one uses words that were popular during World War II.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 06, 2015, 06:25:37 AM
Puntastic ban!




(Some might say it is a hypocritical ban, since the words World War II, were popular during World War II) (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.stardock.net%2Fimages%2Fsmiles%2Fthemes%2Fdigicons%2FGagged.png&hash=9b545d9c6babbe58bf3eb16c42e338f7edf55876)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 06, 2015, 08:52:17 PM
Banned. No one asked for a history lesson!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on November 06, 2015, 10:46:00 PM
Banned for advocating ignorance of history.
Surely you are doomed to repeat it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 06, 2015, 11:13:38 PM
Banned because repeating history isn't necessarily a bad thing. I'm all for more golden ages.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 07, 2015, 01:51:24 AM
Ag for Au ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 07, 2015, 03:55:55 AM
No one knows No one here.
No one here knows No one.
I ban you for that.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on November 07, 2015, 09:04:57 AM
Banned for using circular logic
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 07, 2015, 09:24:52 AM
Banned for linear banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 07, 2015, 03:47:55 PM
Shape of things to come ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 07, 2015, 09:07:07 PM
Banned for using the title of a Yardbirds song in your ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on November 07, 2015, 10:07:03 PM
Banned for banning the Yardbirds' song.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 08, 2015, 01:13:09 AM
Banned because, as their rich attorney, I was only banning the unauthorized use of their song's name, thus protecting their intellectual property. I was not banning their song, which is legally unbannable, due to the fine (dare I say exceptional) legal representation afforded by yours truly.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 08, 2015, 01:24:34 AM
Banned for (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smiley-lol.com%2Fsmiley%2Fexpressifs%2Fcommuniquer%2Fblah1.gif&hash=dea620aa1317917390c16ef8f2915454606c71dd)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 08, 2015, 03:42:57 AM
Yakety yak, ban for talking back.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on November 08, 2015, 04:55:58 AM
Banned for banning in bad rhyme.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 08, 2015, 10:48:51 AM
Banned for mistreatment of vegetables.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 08, 2015, 01:00:31 PM
Banned because pumpkins are fruit, not veggies. :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 11, 2015, 10:57:14 PM
Squashing assumptions ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: PsychoBane on November 14, 2015, 10:55:45 PM
Banned for stealing Kurt Cobain's hairstyle.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 15, 2015, 01:36:59 AM
Banned for escaping the asylum.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 16, 2015, 01:13:21 AM
Banned for being envious of PsychoBane's achievements.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 16, 2015, 11:54:20 AM
The butterfly of fate flits o'er the land -
A sudden gust, and Magdalena's banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on November 16, 2015, 02:09:16 PM
The banning of the butterfly caused all sorts of little changes that eventually resulted in banning you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on November 16, 2015, 03:25:15 PM
Banned for making me think of chaos theory and Jeff Goldblum.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 16, 2015, 06:30:47 PM
Banned because...Jeff Goldblum?  :???:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on November 16, 2015, 07:43:36 PM
Banned for not catching such an obvious pop culture reference.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 16, 2015, 07:50:01 PM
Assuming pop has any culture ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on November 16, 2015, 08:16:24 PM
Banned for lack of punctuation and confusing me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 16, 2015, 08:36:05 PM
Banned because even if you're confused, it's something you should never tell others!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 16, 2015, 09:27:41 PM
All of you are banned! Except Davin, he was right. Banning a butterfly eventually resulted in all sorts of little changes like lack of punctuation and confusion.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 17, 2015, 12:02:20 AM
Banned for bringing chaos into this thread!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on November 17, 2015, 02:30:21 AM
Banned because it was always chaotic.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on November 17, 2015, 11:43:20 AM
I hereby restore peace and good kharma to this thread and all who don't like it are banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on November 17, 2015, 05:08:35 PM
Banned for banning people who like chaos.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 17, 2015, 07:41:07 PM
Dark Chaos now puts forth her hideous hand:
All is but mist and night - and Velma's banned. ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 18, 2015, 01:00:55 AM
 :golfclap:

Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on November 18, 2015, 04:33:55 AM
Banned, because the friendly soccer match between Germany and the Netherlands was cancelled last night, due to a terrorist threat.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 18, 2015, 08:23:47 AM
Banned because I can't sleep tonite and must lash out at someone in my rage.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 18, 2015, 09:46:20 AM
Bruce being by insomnia unmanned
No longer can resist, and shall be banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 18, 2015, 02:04:29 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.californiaexploration.com%2Fimages%2Fbanning1.jpg&hash=cd217bf40a45e258bdc1b3d27e0acf82331a8abf)

Townspeople called, they want their mayor back.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 19, 2015, 09:22:36 PM
No One wants the mayor back,
as he is too suntanned,
so No One is mistaken
and No One is now banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 19, 2015, 10:01:42 PM
And for you professor fancy pants,
a ban, for your poetic rants.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 20, 2015, 12:02:37 AM
As for you, No one
Your time has come
So says the sand timer
You're now a banned rhymer!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 20, 2015, 01:08:48 AM
To you SilverPhin,
I say with a grin,
Not here, nor there
or anywhere.
Not with a fox
or on a box.
Not in  a house
or with a mouse.
Just like Fran, or Dan,  or even Stan
I am not a fan, of your rhyming plan.
So I will, and I can,
leave you with this ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 20, 2015, 01:19:47 AM
Oh, No one, you're no fun.  :(
Who gets banned today?
I have a suggestion, if I may
No one! And he has no say!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 20, 2015, 01:29:25 AM
Ban it Damn it. (The SilverPhin theme song)

Take a pill and chill.
I'll say what I will.
Suggest what you may,
each and everyday.
Now please go, and stay away.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 20, 2015, 01:48:44 AM
Forsooth, indeed,
Thou Satan's seed,
shalt die in the pits
of my Ban width.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 20, 2015, 09:43:35 AM
Et tu, Bruce?   Interdictus es.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 20, 2015, 09:53:08 AM
Annedbay orfay oinggay erewhay Iway an'tcay ollowfay.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 20, 2015, 10:05:02 AM
Banned for Pig Latin.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on November 20, 2015, 10:56:05 AM
Fact beyond belief ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on November 21, 2015, 09:51:55 AM
O lente, lente currite noctis equi!
The stars move still, time runs, the clock will strike,   
The Devil will come, and No one must be bann’d.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 21, 2015, 03:19:25 PM
Come to think of it, I think I'll ban OldGit.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on November 21, 2015, 05:13:19 PM
Banning without a clear reason for banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on November 23, 2015, 02:57:51 PM
Banned for reasons.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 23, 2015, 05:04:23 PM
Banned for creepy masks after Halloween.  You should use a turkey theme.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 23, 2015, 05:37:29 PM
You are so banned! That’s not a creepy Halloween mask, that’s Rejuvenique, the ultimate facial toning system. I gotta get me one. :chin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 24, 2015, 10:14:46 PM
Banned for wanting a creepy Halloween mask.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on November 25, 2015, 03:18:17 AM
Banned for not listening.

 :fingertap:  Again, that’s Rejuvenique, the ultimate facial toning system. It is not not a creepy Halloween mask.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2015, 03:44:33 AM
Banned for repeating yourself.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on November 25, 2015, 03:53:41 PM
Banned for political reasons.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on November 25, 2015, 04:22:30 PM
Banned for whatever reason.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on November 25, 2015, 04:42:23 PM
Banned until Thanksgiving Day at 5:00 pm, CST.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on November 28, 2015, 10:09:48 PM
Banned because it sounds as if you're grounding Tom.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 02, 2015, 11:39:25 PM
Banned because it sounds as if you're grounding Tom.
Banned for grounding fault.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 03, 2015, 12:27:06 AM
Banned for dangerous electricity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on December 03, 2015, 05:11:49 PM
Banned for not reporting the dangerous electricity to forum maintenance. You're going to get us all electrocuted!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 03, 2015, 08:25:10 PM
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 03, 2015, 09:04:46 PM
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.

Ohm my God!  Absolutely revolting!  Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 03, 2015, 09:27:16 PM
Watt? I'm shocked!
Banned.
Your lightning is unsupervised usage of electricity.

Ohm my God!  Absolutely revolting!  Banned.
I shall resist this current trend in puns and simply ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 03, 2015, 09:36:56 PM
Banned.
All this friction is likely to cause a spark and start a fire.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 03, 2015, 11:48:21 PM
You've all worn down my resistance. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 04, 2015, 08:26:35 AM
Banned for being abrasive.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 05, 2015, 04:36:40 AM
Banned for criticizing Essie Mae for being abrasive when one's name represents rolling death (but in a good way, of course).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 05, 2015, 04:50:22 AM
Banned for being too kind to a war machine.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 07, 2015, 01:08:33 AM
Banned.
That's not a war machine, that's 70 tons of pure democracy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on December 08, 2015, 08:55:06 AM
Banned because not everyone want 70 tons of pure democracy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 08, 2015, 04:43:13 PM
Banned because what everyone wants is irrelevant in democracy - it's what the majority wants, and the majority wants MORE. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 08, 2015, 07:26:20 PM
Needs of the many outweighs the needs of the few ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 09, 2015, 10:42:06 AM
Nerd ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 09, 2015, 02:38:11 PM
Three word ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on December 10, 2015, 01:40:29 AM
A four word ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 10, 2015, 08:07:49 AM
Banned in just five words.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 10, 2015, 02:05:14 PM
You are banned in six words.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 10, 2015, 09:07:12 PM
Seven is the magic number when banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 10, 2015, 11:06:47 PM
Indigestion ban.  Stomach does not agree with what you ate
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 11, 2015, 01:28:20 AM
Banned for lacking intestinal fortitude.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 11, 2015, 11:02:51 AM
Banned for exposing the inadequacies of HAF intestines.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 11, 2015, 12:51:28 PM
Banned for being the third person to fail to notice the ban length trend.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 11, 2015, 03:00:08 PM
Banned because no one could come up with a ban of eight.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 11, 2015, 03:22:08 PM
Banned in nine, because that is how it is.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 11, 2015, 03:24:14 PM
For thinking an eight word ban impossible: banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 11, 2015, 03:27:56 PM
You are now banned again, 'cause of the number ten.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 11, 2015, 04:56:17 PM
Spinal Tap ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 12, 2015, 10:43:03 PM
Banned forever to banning heaven, all because of the number eleven.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 14, 2015, 02:11:15 AM


To find a ban I dig and delve and insert a twelve.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Firebird on December 14, 2015, 03:40:54 AM
Today I am feeling quite crabby and mean.
Congratulations, you are bannee thirteen.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 23, 2015, 02:12:01 AM
Hop on the bus, Gus -
There must be fourteen ways to ban a poster.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 23, 2015, 03:13:21 PM
Quinceanera ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 23, 2015, 06:07:15 PM
Sweet sixteen ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 23, 2015, 07:55:53 PM
Banned because "she was just seventeen, you know what I mean". 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 23, 2015, 08:14:24 PM
Here's an eighteen wheeler ban:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.strangefarmer.com%2Fimages%2Fcontent%2F187213.gif&hash=a605448c1fb72edba359659f63c56a600101c906)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 23, 2015, 11:02:43 PM
On the nineteenth page of the thread comes the nineteenth ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 24, 2015, 09:53:52 PM
For you,  and only you,  a 20th century ban. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on December 26, 2015, 04:44:16 AM
Here, you may have a nice, modern 21st century ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on December 26, 2015, 05:22:28 AM
Banned because I can't think of anything for 22.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 26, 2015, 07:41:43 PM
Ex,  ex,  Eye, eye, eye ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 27, 2015, 02:27:03 AM
Four and twenty years ago I came into this life (Stephen Stills)

And the first thing I did was ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 27, 2015, 08:15:18 PM
I'll just have to ban you for a quarter of a century.  :-\
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 31, 2015, 06:28:16 PM
I'm issuing an End of Year Ban, breaking from the numerical bans that have been in vogue recently.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on December 31, 2015, 06:38:05 PM
At last!  But I'm banning you anyway, just to be mean.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 31, 2015, 06:50:12 PM
Here's the 1st ban since the last ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 01, 2016, 12:45:55 AM
I second that motion.  8)
 
Banned!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on January 01, 2016, 11:36:43 AM
You are banned, because three's a crowd
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 01, 2016, 05:23:08 PM
Banned four starting this numbers thing again.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 01, 2016, 06:39:16 PM
Banned four starting this numbers thing again.

Banned for the use of idioms on a forum where such practice is clearly not tolerated; you're also lucky as such use of puns in China could land you in hot water.

China officials say casual alteration of idioms risks nothing less than ‘cultural and linguistic chaos’, despite their common usage (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/28/china-media-watchdog-bans-wordplay-puns)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 01, 2016, 06:56:30 PM
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 01, 2016, 08:10:00 PM
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.

You are hereby banned my Dear Bud (Happy New Year by the way) because I’m not confident in the correctness or accuracy of your short passage above. Truth be told I'm also struggling to try and connect your passage (which makes me think I may be way off base) to rhetoric and techne as proposed by Aristotle.

Does rhetoric function as an art? Or is rhetoric’s purpose or “duty” to help the maker deliberate through the process of making art, to made art, to persuading his audience that he has made art? (Not sure where I'm going here, sorry....)

You are saying if I follow correctly that I was gone for a long time, so I should therefore be banned?

Basically, "Hello Bruno, we've missed you, now fuck off,..."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 01, 2016, 08:23:55 PM
Banned for being gone for so long and leaving us worried.

You are hereby banned my Dear Bud (Happy New Year by the way) because I’m not confident in the correctness or accuracy of your short passage above. Truth be told I'm also struggling to try and connect your passage (which makes me think I may be way off base) to rhetoric and techne as proposed by Aristotle.

Does rhetoric function as an art? Or is rhetoric’s purpose or “duty” to help the maker deliberate through the process of making art, to made art, to persuading his audience that he has made art? (Not sure where I'm going here, sorry....)

You are saying if I follow correctly that I was gone for a long time, so I should therefore be banned?

Basically, "Hello Bruno, we've missed you, now fuck off,..."
Banned for planning your response. Which is why I didn't ban you earlier,
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 02, 2016, 12:10:35 AM
Banned for not understanding the ape dialect. Please allow me to translate: "I've missed everyone here, especially you, Budhorse4. I'm glad I decided to come back, all this sarcasm inside of me was killing me, it was about to explode."
Basically, "I love you."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 02, 2016, 11:19:05 PM
Banned for barely concealed jealousy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 03, 2016, 08:23:31 AM
I'm not jealous of Budhorse4, I love her, she loves me, and if Bruno loves her, even though she doesn't know how to make tamales either, that's fine with me. I think you're jealous, so I'll ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 03, 2016, 12:10:07 PM
B is for buh-bye,  won't see you around.
A is for always and forever
N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the happy atheist assembly.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 03, 2016, 05:16:50 PM
Banned for violating the Rule Against Perpetuities.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on January 04, 2016, 10:57:11 AM
Banned for excessive twozzlement.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 04, 2016, 12:36:24 PM
Banned for making up words.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 04, 2016, 12:47:18 PM
Banned for discouraging creativity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 04, 2016, 12:48:38 PM
Banned for encouraging nonconformism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 04, 2016, 01:03:55 PM
banned because nonconformity is the source of creativity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 04, 2016, 11:20:25 PM
Banned because it is from God that we receive the gift of creativity, as it is written:

Exodus 31:1-6 -Then the LORD said to Moses, “See, I have chosen Bezalel son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah, and I have filled him with the Spirit of God, with skill, ability and knowledge in all kinds of crafts — to make artistic designs for work in gold, silver and bronze, to cut and set stones, to work in wood, and to engage in all kinds of craftsmanship. Moreover, I have appointed Oholiab son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan, to help him. Also I have given skill to all the craftsmen to make everything I have commanded you.”
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 04, 2016, 11:47:10 PM
Banned for use of the G word
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 05, 2016, 03:00:21 AM
Banned for anti-alphabetism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 05, 2016, 07:16:13 AM
Banned. Anti-alphabetism is allowed here, I think most of us are anti:(Αα)&(Ωω).

Bruno, you are also banned.  >:( The Alpha & Omega didn't help me come up with that. My creativity comes from nonconformity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 05, 2016, 12:52:22 PM
The above person is hereby banned from the premises for the following list of reasons and must vacate the area immediately! (Unless you are white and armed, in which case please feel free to do as you please, no one will bother you)

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 05, 2016, 01:10:36 PM
Banned for attempting to enforce blasphemy laws.

Are you sure you know what we are doing here?  :???:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 05, 2016, 02:26:25 PM
Banned for asking questions.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 05, 2016, 03:16:21 PM
Banned for banning my bff.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 05, 2016, 04:29:33 PM
Banned for jealousy because I don't have one.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 05, 2016, 07:36:24 PM
Banned.
:cryandrun:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 05, 2016, 10:00:06 PM
Banned for pulling faves when banning
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 05, 2016, 10:20:55 PM
You are banned this much:
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KaGc_yH7TxA/U5seXQlkHzI/AAAAAAAACVU/_ZUQinUZGHY/w550-h309-no/Flash-Sinister-Spell.gif)
I don't need a reason.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 05, 2016, 11:54:52 PM
Banned for getting above yourself and for green.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 06, 2016, 12:59:28 AM
Banned on behalf of all things green.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 06, 2016, 06:42:07 AM
Banned for backwards spelling
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2016, 06:56:50 AM
gnilleps sdarwkcab rof dennaB
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 06, 2016, 07:47:22 AM
OAMLFOR



Banned for talking the mick
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 06, 2016, 12:03:57 PM
Susan Sto Helit called,  said to come by and pick up your ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2016, 02:22:54 PM
Adora Belle Dearheart sends you your ban by clacks.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on January 06, 2016, 07:08:04 PM
Banned for banning while sick. You should be resting.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 06, 2016, 08:02:42 PM
Banned for mollycoddling a tank.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 06, 2016, 08:07:52 PM
Banned for ganging up on me with my own mom on Facebook.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 06, 2016, 09:53:29 PM
Banned for being a sensitive delicate little flower
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2016, 09:58:14 PM
Banned for being Australian.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 06, 2016, 10:08:35 PM
Banned for banning the aussie. Never met an aussie who wasn't cool.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2016, 10:10:09 PM
Banned for thinking Aussies are cool, they're mostly hot and sweaty.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 07, 2016, 01:29:05 AM
Banned for Northern Hemispherism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 07, 2016, 06:44:37 AM
Banned for thinking that Hemispherism is a real 'ism'.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 07, 2016, 07:39:40 AM
Banned for not being an Aussie
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 07, 2016, 12:37:13 PM
Banned for being an Aussie.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 07, 2016, 12:43:29 PM
Banned for being a limey.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 07, 2016, 12:53:39 PM
Banned for not getting the innate superiority of Limeys (with a few notable exceptions but no nationality is perfect).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 07, 2016, 03:19:28 PM
Everyone's equal in the end ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on January 07, 2016, 03:36:20 PM
Banned for egalitarian thinking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 08, 2016, 12:01:14 AM
Banned for blob fishiness.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 08, 2016, 05:57:14 AM
Banned for anti blob-fishiness
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 10, 2016, 01:47:26 AM
Banned for not mentioning that tungsten means 'heavy rock'.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 10, 2016, 02:05:34 AM
Banned for monkeying around.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 11, 2016, 01:15:42 PM
Banned because we're too busy singing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 11, 2016, 01:59:01 PM
Banned for "just tryin' to be friendly".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 11, 2016, 02:16:35 PM
Banned because you're no longer the "young generation."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 11, 2016, 04:54:05 PM
Youth is wasted on the young ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 11, 2016, 07:06:39 PM
Banned for not singing along to the song. :( (The Monkees)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 11, 2016, 09:50:02 PM
Banned because you don't want to hear me singing!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 11, 2016, 10:03:40 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke.  ;)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 11, 2016, 10:19:52 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke.  ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 12, 2016, 12:21:11 AM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke.  ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.

Banned because the karaoke was your idea and my ears still haven't recovered. :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 12, 2016, 03:25:58 PM
Banned, that's not true.
Some of us are still waiting to see the video where you did an Eric Clapton karaoke.  ;)
For the sake of humankind that will never see the light of day.

Banned because the karaoke was your idea and my ears still haven't recovered. :P

This user is permanently banned for not providing access to the rest of the members here at HAF of the aforementioned video of G85 performing karaoke.

However, should such video suddenly become available, possibly posted in the YouTube Video's That Don't Suck Threat, then not only will the permanent banned be lifted, but Favorite Member Status will be heaped upon the member often referred to as Bud, aka BudHorse4.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 12, 2016, 03:37:00 PM
Bruno is also banned in protest until the aforementioned video is posted.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 12, 2016, 04:48:12 PM
Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 12, 2016, 05:54:11 PM
No such video has ever existed and with luck never will. Banned for teasing other HAF members.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 12, 2016, 06:12:17 PM
No such video has ever existed and with luck never will. Banned for teasing other HAF members.

Banned for fostering the creation of a conspiracy because we know the infamous "G85 Eric Clapton Karaoke" exists...and we know one of you folks has it.


Why would Bud make such a comment if said video was not real, hhmmmmmm? (We are skeptics afterall)
Banned because said video is not in my possession

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 12, 2016, 06:29:08 PM
Banned for making false quotes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 12, 2016, 06:51:18 PM
Banned for making false quotes.
Banned for shite disturbing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 12, 2016, 07:38:13 PM
Banned for being part of the conspiracy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on January 12, 2016, 08:18:28 PM
Baned for being suspicious.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 12, 2016, 08:59:26 PM
Banned for being credulous
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 12, 2016, 09:09:25 PM
Banned because screw all of you!  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 12, 2016, 10:09:55 PM
Banned because you wish.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 13, 2016, 03:29:32 AM
*Ahem*
I would like to ban myself for asking Guardian85 to show us his karaoke talents. Maybe there is no Guardian85/Clapton/karaoke video/Part 1.
Tank and Budhorse4 are probably talking about The Guardian85/Clapton/karaoke video/Part 2. I don’t know anything about that one.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 13, 2016, 03:38:03 AM
Re-banned for not banning the poster above you.

And just to tidy things up, budhorse is banned as well on general principles.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 13, 2016, 03:39:55 AM
Re-banned for not banning the poster above you.

And just to tidy things up, budhorse is banned, as well, on general principles.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 13, 2016, 06:47:08 AM
Banned for quoting yourself.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 13, 2016, 03:55:18 PM
Someone's going blind ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 13, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
Banned because that is just a myth.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 13, 2016, 08:00:33 PM
Banned for not sharing your talent for crooning with the rest of us here at HAF.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 14, 2016, 04:45:32 AM
Banned because saying that Guardian85 is a good crooner is probably a myth also.
--Just like the Eric Clapton karaoke video. That's a myth too.  :secrets1:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 14, 2016, 11:17:31 AM
Banned for telling it like it is.  8)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 14, 2016, 12:03:10 PM
Hippie-Viking coalition ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 16, 2016, 07:06:25 AM
Banned. There's nothing wrong with a Hippie-Viking coalition.
Look at how the son of a Big friendly Viking and a Happy Hippie atheist turned out:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F2FazgCbz9n54Cq94k%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=ecec01b55877ca3c90b83d3a3cbc54325e858c6e)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean Prime on January 16, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Bannes because although the vikings were awesome, hippies were/are not.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on January 16, 2016, 12:59:27 PM
Banned for working too hard lately.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Insoluble on January 16, 2016, 01:19:55 PM
Banned for your crazy socialist whimsy.
Hard is never hard enough.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 17, 2016, 05:16:05 PM
Speak for yourself - banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 18, 2016, 02:50:13 PM
Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 18, 2016, 04:45:22 PM
Banned for having a nice day out with and planned by your daughter.


Banned for banning Essie Mae for having a nice day out with her daughter, and shame on you for doing so.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 18, 2016, 07:33:00 PM
Banned for shaming.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 21, 2016, 12:53:37 PM
Broadcasting the degree in which you spy, makes not for a good spy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 21, 2016, 04:29:58 PM
Banned because I'm sure at some point in your life you didn't replace the toilet paper roll after using the last square. Bastard.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 21, 2016, 07:58:49 PM
Banned because you probably did it, too.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 21, 2016, 09:25:20 PM
Banned for playing the blame game and the "you too" game.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 21, 2016, 10:20:57 PM
Chateaubriand and cabernet sauvignon ban.













(That's a fancy ban. To go along with those pants of yours,  professor.)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 22, 2016, 04:02:50 AM
Here’s a fancy ban:

I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And
[I’ll ban you, my friend,] cause I got it going on. ~Snoop Dogg.


Oops! Sorry, I forgot you don’t like rap music. Now I have to double ban you. :-[
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 22, 2016, 12:36:17 PM
It's gotta be rock and roll music if you wanna dance with me ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 22, 2016, 09:51:24 PM
They see me [banning]
They hatin'
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me [bannin'] dirty.
~Chamillionaire



*There! Guardian85, are you happy now?  >:(
 ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 22, 2016, 10:18:47 PM
Banned for flagrant plagiarism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 22, 2016, 10:44:51 PM
Banned for pelagic flagrantism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 23, 2016, 03:43:53 AM
Banned.
Just because I want you to ban me, or whoever is above you, so that you say something funny.
You always make me laugh.

I think that was a ban and a compliment.  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 23, 2016, 04:00:56 AM
Usted está prohibido.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 23, 2016, 04:10:51 AM
Pero no como vos, condenado.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 23, 2016, 04:24:08 AM
USER IS BANNED FOR HERETICAL LANGUAGE.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 23, 2016, 04:32:02 AM
CONDENAO, CONDENAO, CONDENAO--CHINGAO!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 23, 2016, 07:04:12 PM
Banned for use of large, scrolling font.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 23, 2016, 08:22:10 PM
Banned for using plain, boring text.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 24, 2016, 04:20:13 PM
Banned for Pink, and on her behalf, as pink is like red but not quite .... and for other good reasons which shall not be mentioned.  Because I said so.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 24, 2016, 06:31:16 PM
Banned for not mentioning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on January 25, 2016, 03:29:03 AM
Banned for being one away from your 4,000 posts party!!
Please ban me, right now.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 25, 2016, 04:50:16 AM
Ok, per your request you are hereby banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 31, 2016, 03:01:23 AM
Monkey see,  monkey do ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 31, 2016, 04:30:27 AM
Banned for monkeying around.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 31, 2016, 06:49:18 AM
Banned for using monkeys perjoratively.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 02, 2016, 06:02:25 PM
We're too busy singing to put anybody down,  ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on February 02, 2016, 06:07:29 PM
Banned for singing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 02, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Just for that,  you get no soup and a plain and simple ban. (Just for the inconvenience)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on February 02, 2016, 10:58:53 PM
Banned because a lady such as her deserves a better grade of ban.  8)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 03, 2016, 12:17:03 AM
Equal opportunity ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 07, 2016, 06:00:21 AM
Banned for being no one, and therefore not existing.  Banned for not existing. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 07, 2016, 08:12:51 AM
Imaginary friend ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny on February 13, 2016, 01:03:08 PM
A class of modern philosophers posit that supporting local blind people, training the dogs and stuff, isn't the best way to spend the caring dollar.
So much more could be accomplished with a dollar in the benighted lands.
You don't appear to have eyes so I conclude you are blind.
I ban you for diverting dollars better spent elsewhere and your parents for not exposing you to the elements at birth.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on February 13, 2016, 01:11:09 PM
Banned for being overly harsh.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 13, 2016, 08:33:46 PM
Banned because there are no degrees of harshness; you are either harsh in your tone or manner or not harsh in your tone or manner.

It's like coincidences. There are no big coincidences and small coincidences, just coincidences.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 14, 2016, 01:52:34 AM
Banned for your illegitimate pregnancy.  Don't deny it - it's truly disgraceful.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 17, 2016, 03:38:03 AM
Banned just to lure you here.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 17, 2016, 04:49:21 AM
Alluring ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 17, 2016, 05:04:27 AM
Banned.
I want Ecurb Noselrub to find my ban alluring, not you.  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on February 17, 2016, 08:01:01 AM
Banned, just to annoy you :)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on February 17, 2016, 08:46:40 AM
Banned for banning just to annoy Magdalena.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on February 17, 2016, 09:56:33 AM
Banned, coz there's nowt wrong with that.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on February 17, 2016, 02:04:25 PM
Banned! And if you don't want everyone to know why, then wrap up a BLT sandwich and a factory sealed bottle of orange juice to the park at 11:36am and leave it on the bench next to the fourth light post. Also: no police.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 17, 2016, 03:56:53 PM
Banned and than some.

Just so you know Davin, we the secret few here at HAF know exactly what you are up to, so although you may think you're being all secretive and clandestine, we're watching; oh yes, we are definitely watching you. In fact we've have had our eyes on you for a long, long time....BLT my ass!

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on February 17, 2016, 05:32:52 PM
Banned for suggesting such a lewd thing with bacon, lettuce and tomato.  8)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 17, 2016, 10:44:20 PM
Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 18, 2016, 03:08:46 AM
Banned because I want to be lured by Magdalena some more, the saucy little wench!
Right now I want to ban you, but not symbolically... :cauldron:  literally! :palpatine:
But I can't do that until I get a "yes" or "no" answer from you:
Spoiler: ShowHide

Ecurb Noselrub, do you think I'm a witch?

Quote from: Magdalena
"I'm not saying another word.  :(
I'm still waiting to hear what Ecurb Noselrub has to say.
He's a Christian, he's a lawyer, he hangs out with atheists, probably still has family living in Salem City, Massachusetts. His opinion matters to me." :smilenod:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Ftsmile%2Fsecret%2Ft9009.gif&hash=8ff9630b31a0264f04d7e6f110bfa7336210bef5) Take my advice...think about your answer carefully.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 18, 2016, 05:51:24 PM
Banned for scaring me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 18, 2016, 07:55:36 PM
Banned!
What happened to all that...
"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me."
Hmm!?  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 18, 2016, 08:41:37 PM
My God, it's true! Maggie IS a witch!!  She turned me into a newt!!  Burn her, bur..... uh, ban her, ban her!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 18, 2016, 08:59:28 PM
Banned for making it official.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 20, 2016, 02:51:41 PM
Bona fide ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 21, 2016, 03:06:47 AM
Mala fide ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 21, 2016, 05:01:27 AM
Bona o Mala, Bella o Brutta, it doesn’t matta', you’re banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 21, 2016, 10:50:45 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Witches are banned
So that means YOU!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 21, 2016, 11:08:50 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christians are banned
So that means YOU!
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on February 22, 2016, 02:40:09 AM
Banned for banning in verse.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on February 22, 2016, 07:02:45 AM
Banned for being grumpy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on February 22, 2016, 04:55:55 PM
Banned for not showing concern and asking why Guardian85 is grumpy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on February 22, 2016, 05:09:15 PM
Banned for assuming I don't know why G85 is grumpy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on February 22, 2016, 07:28:09 PM
Banned for assuming.

Although you are probably right.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Claireliontamer on February 22, 2016, 09:01:17 PM
Banned because I haven't banned anyone for ages and I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on February 23, 2016, 01:34:50 PM
Hello, Claireliontamer. You're probably wondering why we've all invited you here. Well, you have a problem, and it's not just hurting yourself. Your addiction to banning people is hurting those around you. You need to stop. We're here to help, but for now you are banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on February 23, 2016, 05:59:15 PM
Hi, Davin
Hi, Claire
My name is Magdalena
I'm a compulsive banner and I compulsively post gifs.
I've been clean for one night.
My hands are trembling right now.
That's all I can handle, so you are banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on February 23, 2016, 09:49:18 PM
banned for falling of  the ban wagon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 24, 2016, 02:36:00 PM
Banned for having a lack of empathy for those dealing with compulsion disorders. Bad Ninja.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on February 24, 2016, 06:49:46 PM
Banned, because I'm politically incorrect most of the time.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 24, 2016, 10:43:13 PM
62% ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on February 25, 2016, 08:47:12 AM
Banned for giving out only a partial ban. It's supposed to be a 100% ban or no ban at all!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on February 25, 2016, 06:17:31 PM
Yes, you are right. My remaining 38% is still enough to ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Claireliontamer on February 25, 2016, 06:48:43 PM
Banned because 38 is such an ugly number it seems so unbalanced.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Firebird on February 25, 2016, 10:38:55 PM
Banned because 38 is such an ugly number it seems so unbalanced.

Whoops, while tripping due to my lack of balance, I banned you
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 25, 2016, 11:13:34 PM
Pontiac lays claim to that name ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 10, 2016, 06:40:35 AM
I can tell by the look on your face that you want to be banned.
Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 10, 2016, 02:09:11 PM
Banned for the self-ban you imposed on yourself. Don't you know how harmful self-banning is?

Here are some of the harmful effects of self-banning to be considered, kindly read and stop doing self-banning once again. (I've hi-lighted some in red that I thought you should be more mindful of, and crossed off a couple I thought were probably not very practical)


1.       Self-banning makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2.       Self-banning creates nervousness and neurological problems

3.       Self-banning is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction. (Not sure about this one)

4.       Self-banning addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5.       Self-banning creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6.       Self-banning causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7.       Self-banning also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8.       Getting red hot while self-banning will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9.       Self-banning cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a banning practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10.   Self-banning creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11.   Self-banning leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12.   Self-banning is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife/husband/partner.

13.   Over self-banning reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not self-ban.

14.   SThe seminal fluid that gets released on self-banning contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15.   Ethically self-banning is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16.   Self-banning wastes your time and makes you useless.

17.   The pleasure of Self-banning never lasts for a long time.

18.   Self-banning creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19.   Self-banning is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20.   It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21.   Guys who Self-banning will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 10, 2016, 04:34:50 PM
Banned for hairy palms.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 10, 2016, 05:17:19 PM
Banned because that is a myth.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 10, 2016, 05:31:45 PM
It's still fun to make unfounded accusations.  Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 10, 2016, 06:45:29 PM
Banned.
You must be an attorney.  ::)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 10, 2016, 07:31:55 PM
Banned for picking on attorneys without providing a good attorney joke to justify it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 10, 2016, 09:09:25 PM
I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:

The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."

True story.  :(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on March 11, 2016, 03:15:22 AM
Truth is stranger than fiction ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on March 11, 2016, 09:37:39 AM
Banned for violation of Rule 39, section xxiv (a).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on March 11, 2016, 12:55:16 PM
Banned for changing your avatar. Again!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 11, 2016, 01:22:24 PM
Speaking of avatars, you are hereby banned for having one that unfortunately reminds me of the Tea Party here in the US...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 11, 2016, 03:22:27 PM
Banned because of the brand new and exceedingly shiny avatar
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 11, 2016, 10:50:52 PM
Banned for discrimination against ADHD people, who love shiny things. There goes another one!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 12, 2016, 12:29:22 PM
Banned for using the fish fork on the red meat course.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 12, 2016, 12:35:11 PM
Banned for cutting fish with a steak knife.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 12, 2016, 01:19:49 PM
Banned for promoting feline dinnerware etiquette
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 12, 2016, 02:29:15 PM
Banned for being so bloody proper.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 12, 2016, 02:30:40 PM
Banned for saying "bloody", which is such a disturbing word.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on March 12, 2016, 02:36:35 PM
Banned, because in the US of A the word "bloody" is less disturbing than "nipple".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 12, 2016, 02:37:47 PM
Banned for saying the word nipple, without also including words like, whips, chains, melted wax, etc...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 12, 2016, 09:59:10 PM
I'm gonna have to ban you for being correct. I shouldn't pick on attorneys, it's just that I had a bad experience with one, let me tell you about it:

The judge is explaining things.
My attorney turns to me and asks: "Do you understand everything the judge is saying?"
Me: "Yes."
My attorney: "Good, because I don't."

True story.  :(

This attorney is banned for not realizing that sort of joke isn't funny to laypeople.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 12, 2016, 10:13:21 PM
You are banned for banning Mag's trial lawyer who isn't even a member of this forum. You simply can't do that Books, but if we can I hereby ban Donald Trump.

..and Ted Cruz along with the other GOP idiots, plus those Oregon militia people, in fact all militia type people,and racists, and the evil woman who lives across the street from me.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 12, 2016, 10:16:52 PM
Banned for suggesting I can't do something.  Banned also for failing to call Trump Drumpf, and for not including the drunks who have loud fights beneath my window at 3 a.m.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 13, 2016, 05:46:30 AM
Banned because a triple ban is allowed. That would be a violation of Rule 46, section XVIII (a)7428(3) and (a)7428(4). Possibly (a)7428(5) as well.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on March 13, 2016, 06:46:49 AM
Banned. Because you asked for it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 13, 2016, 04:27:23 PM
Banned for giving them what they want. make them work for it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 13, 2016, 06:05:56 PM
Banned for making me feel bad.  :(
You're right, I shouldn’t have asked to be banned, I should’ve said something horrible to someone so that I could’ve been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.) :secrets1:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 13, 2016, 07:10:55 PM
Banned for making me feel bad.  :(
You're right, I shouldn’t have asked to be banned, I should’ve said something horrible to someone so that I could’ve been genuinely banned. (...But it's so hard to be mean when everyone is so nice around here.) :secrets1:

Banned for wearing ugly shoes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 13, 2016, 08:38:03 PM
Banned. You don't want to see me angry:
(https://itsclaudied.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/when-you-get-so-angry-that.jpg)
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2016, 01:55:01 PM
Banned because I'm in Santa Monica having fun, and you are not.  All I wanna do is have some fun.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 14, 2016, 02:19:30 PM
Banned for a poor imitation of Cyndi Lauper, and "Girls Just Want to Have Fun".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 14, 2016, 02:24:49 PM
Banned for giving me an ear worm.

But thanks for giving me an excuse to put on some Sabaton and crank it up to eleven.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 14, 2016, 06:34:42 PM
Banned because now I'm on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, and I feel so out of place.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 14, 2016, 09:13:31 PM
Banned for feeling that way.
Are they treating you the way they treated Julia Roberts in the the movie, Pretty Woman?  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 14, 2016, 11:29:18 PM
Banned for giving me no reason to ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 14, 2016, 11:32:13 PM
Banned because it must be subliminal. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 15, 2016, 10:15:54 AM
Banned for advocating messing with the heads of our members.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 15, 2016, 10:19:29 AM
Banned for infantilizing the members above you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 15, 2016, 09:11:00 PM
Banned for using "infantalizing".  I think it means "pouring orange soda on the head of".  Yep, I'm pretty sure that's it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 15, 2016, 09:30:39 PM
Banned for using "infantalizing".  I think it means "pouring orange soda on the head of".  Yep, I'm pretty sure that's it.

Banned for thinking.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 16, 2016, 10:18:51 AM
Banned for advocating reactionary politics.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 16, 2016, 02:08:24 PM
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".

;)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2016, 04:03:16 AM

Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".

;)

-Nam
Ban Nam.
Jean-Claude Van--Nam--Damme Ban
Việt--Nam Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2016, 04:14:34 AM

Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".

;)

-Nam
Ban Nam.
Jean-Claude Van--Nam--Damme Ban
Việt--Nam Ban
Banned for being a meanie...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2016, 04:20:27 AM
 :fingerwag: Banned because it was not a mean ban, it was a...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F61t7raTM6aL._SY300_.jpg&hash=3a039dbd443cf16733f41849edb8b45224caeef2)
...Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2016, 04:25:43 AM
Banned for, "Oh, I'm not a meanie, 'BUT'....."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2016, 04:51:21 AM
Banned for forgetting a "T".
You have an extra comma and ellipsis.  :P





...I know Bruno... ",but"  ::)
,but this time, you're wrong.  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on March 21, 2016, 06:59:32 AM
Banned for using big words like "politics" and "for".

;)

-Nam
Banned for not realising there is an implied ' ;) ' in all replies in this thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 21, 2016, 07:56:34 AM
Banned for not knowing I knew and just didn't care.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 21, 2016, 10:59:05 AM
Banned for . . . oh what the heck, just banned.   :snooty:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 21, 2016, 04:00:07 PM
Banned for not giving a heck.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2016, 04:10:00 PM
Hanned for not giving a beck.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 21, 2016, 07:30:40 PM
Banned because now I'm thirsty.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on March 21, 2016, 08:26:10 PM
Banned for considering Beck to be drinkable.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 21, 2016, 08:59:50 PM
Not banning you Tom, as that would have been my response as well, in fact my hats off to you Sir...(surely there is a beer more palatable than Beck's to drink in Norway?)

So I ban the next person to come along for being late to the party.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 21, 2016, 09:12:49 PM
 :foottap:
Banned.
You can't ban the person below you, only the person above you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 21, 2016, 10:30:11 PM
Banned for not coloring outside the lines.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 22, 2016, 01:46:17 AM
Banned for not being sterner when you banned Mags, you should have said, "BANNED FOR TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO"!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 22, 2016, 02:28:03 AM
 :cryandrun:
Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 24, 2016, 07:13:32 PM
Banned for writing this in another thread: "Can I substitute an item...like...a pussy for something else?", as it made me conjure up impure thoughts. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 24, 2016, 07:56:11 PM
I'm banning you because I'm not sure why you banned Mags for simply wanting to replace her old current pussy for either a new one or something completely different?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 24, 2016, 08:11:17 PM
Banned because we're not talking about, Mags.  >:(
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm?  >:(
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!?  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 24, 2016, 08:15:02 PM
Banned because we're not talking about, Mags.  >:(
We were talking about Islam Afterlife Poontang. WTF am I gonna do with 72 female virgins? Hmm?  >:(
WTF would you do with 72 male virgins? Hmm!?  >:(

Banned for doubling down.

Here is Bruce's post:

"Can I substitute an item...like...my pussy for something else?"



Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 24, 2016, 08:32:42 PM
Banned because it said, "a" not "my." Also, you never said what you would do with 72 male virgins.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 24, 2016, 09:43:45 PM
Banned for not knowing your Quran, for it is written:

In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.[2][3] Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".[4]

I repeat: and they "will be satisfied with him"

Praise Asmo!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 24, 2016, 09:48:58 PM
Quote
Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him"
Banned because that sounds like an order, not a fact.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 25, 2016, 12:58:04 AM
You're both banned because this is a banning fest, not a religious discussion.  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 25, 2016, 02:32:58 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.meme.am%2Finstances%2F500x%2F54584699.jpg&hash=273903696f860cb42d56c55ca8ee8e867d937dc7)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 25, 2016, 03:41:35 AM
Banned for multiple violations, to include:
-Not banning the poster above you.
-Posting in Spanglish
-Inserting a GIF onto a non-gif thread.
-Referring to El Bruno as a Nino.
-Using Jack Black in aforementioned GIF.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 25, 2016, 03:59:17 AM
Banned for being anal.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 25, 2016, 04:17:29 AM
Banned.
First, boobs, then Poontang, complimentary dessert vouchers, now anal. It's been an interesting week.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 25, 2016, 09:29:29 AM
Banned for trying to make next week less interesting.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 25, 2016, 11:03:02 AM
Banned for being 3 chimps yet not capable of evolving to a higher species.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 25, 2016, 01:59:54 PM
Banned because there are no "higher species", just different species.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 25, 2016, 08:17:41 PM
Banned for always being so damn right. Geesh.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 26, 2016, 01:27:51 AM
Banned for obsequiousness and a servile attitude. You should have excoriated her unmercifully. Blehhh!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 26, 2016, 02:27:24 AM
Banned because this is an atheist forum, we only excoriate gods unmercifully, not wonderful humans.


...But not Him, The Asmo.  :nu-uh: He's different.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 26, 2016, 05:33:47 AM
This an atheist forum? Damn! I didn't get no memo. Banned for not sending me a memo.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 26, 2016, 05:43:42 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fyoursmiles.org%2Ftsmile%2Fsecret%2Ft9009.gif&hash=8ff9630b31a0264f04d7e6f110bfa7336210bef5) Banned because our dear, Ecurb Noselrub is a Christian, and he needs to be reminded sometimes that things are backwards, here. 
I know you know where you are.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: chimp3 on March 26, 2016, 07:00:37 AM
Banned for probing. It is obvious that banning before you have moral certainty is worthy of banning. Alien anal probes are hereby submitted to the jury for peer review.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 26, 2016, 11:22:03 AM
Banned for using me as an alien anal probe (not going to walk straight for a week).

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 26, 2016, 04:06:53 PM
Banned for allowing yourself to be used in such an ignominious fashion.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 26, 2016, 04:08:40 PM
Banned for victim blaming.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 26, 2016, 10:15:43 PM
Banned for not victim blaming.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 27, 2016, 12:51:09 AM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 28, 2016, 02:12:01 AM
All y'all are banned for over anal-yzing things.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 28, 2016, 10:00:42 AM
Banned.

Yeah. That's it! What? That's what I thought.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 28, 2016, 10:01:36 AM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.

Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on March 28, 2016, 12:06:55 PM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.

Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.

-Nam
Banned for not realising I know how you think.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 28, 2016, 08:34:46 PM
Banned for thought policing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 28, 2016, 10:48:45 PM
Banned for adding a "not" and thinking that you had done something original and insightful.

Special Ban: for thinking I think like that.

-Nam
Banned for not realising I know how you think.

Banned for thinking you know that I know how I think.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on March 28, 2016, 10:55:06 PM
Banned for jumping the banning queue.

A quite predictable occurrence  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 28, 2016, 11:48:05 PM
Banned because...irony!  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 28, 2016, 11:55:49 PM
This is totally an ironic ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 29, 2016, 02:55:00 AM
Banned for channeling Alanis Morissette.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 29, 2016, 06:56:31 AM
Banned for thinking her song "ironic" was actually ironic.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 29, 2016, 11:25:33 AM
That's ironic, because I don't.  Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 29, 2016, 10:49:44 PM
You referenced it so banned. Double banned. Tripled banned!!!!

(I just exploded. Ha ha can't ban me. I'm dead)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 29, 2016, 11:54:34 PM
Banned for being a suicide banner.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 30, 2016, 02:36:16 AM
Banned because you can't ban a suicide banner, or as some call them: divine wind, or kamikaze.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on March 30, 2016, 02:38:08 AM
Banned for the mental image caused by the words divine wind.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on March 30, 2016, 02:42:51 AM
Banned for making me laugh.  :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on March 30, 2016, 03:27:01 AM
Banned for making me fart.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on March 30, 2016, 05:55:51 AM
Banned from the grave.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on March 30, 2016, 11:44:58 AM
Hey look!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.toyshopuk.co.uk%2Fassets%2Fgfx%2Fofficial-ghostbusters-logo.jpg&hash=e52ba07b1209280eeb506385f7c5172dfe6e4d5d)


I'm banning a ghost.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 02, 2016, 03:46:08 AM
Banned for being a Friendly Viking.

Vikings were badass, not friendly,...man up!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 02, 2016, 03:55:56 AM
Banned for reminding Vikings who they are - that could mean the end of civilization.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 02, 2016, 04:43:19 AM
Banned for not wanting the world to end.

In addition, I ban myself for saying such a thing.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 03, 2016, 02:15:17 AM
Berserker ban!  :cartoonviking:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 03, 2016, 09:42:12 AM
Bored ban.

+1
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 03, 2016, 10:18:42 AM
I'm more bored than you ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 03, 2016, 11:48:09 AM
I'm tired and hangry ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 03, 2016, 01:49:16 PM
Banned for using the portmanteau and neologism "hangry" and thus further corrupting the King's English.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 03, 2016, 02:59:56 PM
I'm tired and hangry ban.

Banned for misspelling "hungry". It's HUNGARY!



Or Turkey...I forget.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 04, 2016, 09:25:56 PM
Banned for not knowing Turkey is what you can have if you are Hungary. (OK,OK, I'm tired).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 05, 2016, 04:53:56 AM
Banned for being lame.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 05, 2016, 06:44:03 AM
Banned for being lame.

-Nam
Banned, just because...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on April 05, 2016, 09:01:09 AM
Banned for not having a specific reason to ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 05, 2016, 12:11:08 PM
Banned for banning someone but unbanned because he was lame, too but then banned again because it be the rules.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 05, 2016, 05:59:32 PM
Banned, for nitpicking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 05, 2016, 06:08:48 PM
Banned for having lice.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 05, 2016, 07:55:46 PM
Banned for banning too much.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 05, 2016, 08:15:35 PM
Banned for banning a guy who's just trying to help the staff in banning people who need or I believe they need to be banned. I mean, dude, why you picking on me? What did I ever do to you? Did I call you baldy in a past life? I mean, man, why do you have to be so mean? I've been nothing but nice and cordial since being here and this is the thanks I get?

You're such a big meanie!!!!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs690.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fvv265%2Fmercyjohnsoon%2Fcrying.gif%7Ec200&hash=f59ae32fa64eac788223abc2da7b6d2be883db9d)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 05, 2016, 09:08:12 PM
Banned for crocodile tears.  :smileshake:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 05, 2016, 09:12:32 PM
See you later alligator ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 05, 2016, 09:23:20 PM
No one's back!  :)
...and now I have to ban you again.  :(
Sorry, goodbye.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 05, 2016, 10:20:38 PM
I ban myself.

Ha ha

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 05, 2016, 11:10:31 PM
You'll go blind doing that ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 06, 2016, 03:42:51 AM
Banned because you look like someone who would know about that sort of thing...you have no eyeballs!  :o
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 06, 2016, 07:42:57 PM
Banned for being completely unsympathetic to those persons who cannot see.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 06, 2016, 07:49:14 PM
Banned because I haven't banned anyone in awhile, and you're available.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 06, 2016, 07:51:23 PM
Banned for making me feel like unwanted, chopped liver. "I was available"


Whatever!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 06, 2016, 07:59:01 PM
Banned for saying "Whatever" like a teenage girl. Unless you are a teenage girl then I retract but still ban you because you said "whatever" like a teenage girl.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 06, 2016, 11:08:09 PM
Banned for not realising that Bruno is a 50 year old man with the body of a 16 year old girl.

A girl that can pass for an old man.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 07, 2016, 07:36:53 AM
Banned for the imagery.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 07, 2016, 09:28:36 AM
Banned for mentioning the imagery and making me go look.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 07, 2016, 12:43:36 PM
Banned for blaming someone else for what you did.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 07, 2016, 03:37:43 PM
Banned

Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 07, 2016, 03:49:28 PM
Banned

Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.

Banned for setting up another damn account. Tank should just rename you the magic pudding every time you do it and fix your avatar to the original.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 07, 2016, 04:08:49 PM
Banned

Blaming someone else for what you did is advocated by the code.

Banned for setting up another damn account. Tank should just rename you the magic pudding every time you do it and fix your avatar to the original.

Agreed, but nevertheless banned for making me agree with you when I am in an otherwise disagreeable mood.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 07, 2016, 04:27:57 PM
Banned for agreeing with wrongness.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 07, 2016, 04:34:37 PM
Banned for not being rich enough to be a nickel.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 07, 2016, 09:53:44 PM
Banned for be the only bannable person when I look at this thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 10:23:15 PM
Banned because if you can't ban the one you want to ban, ban the one you're with--and that will be Nam--always.  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 07, 2016, 10:31:19 PM
I get one super-ban because I was never banned after post #565 above, which entitles me to extra ban-width. I've decided to use it all on you.  BANNED!!!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 10:48:51 PM
To be super-banned by a genuine witch hunter...
It's an honor.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6a/53/1e/6a531e61e390a09390e1c7ac79911ca0.jpg)
Thank you.
You've made me feel special.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 07, 2016, 11:34:36 PM
Banned because if you can't ban the one you want to ban, ban the one you're with--and that will be Nam--always.  :grin:


Aww that's sweet.






Oh, I ban me not banning you.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 07, 2016, 11:37:56 PM
Banned for being cloyingly affectionate.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 11:43:15 PM

Oh, I ban me not banning you.

-Nam

As if that's even possible.  :snicker:

Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 07, 2016, 11:44:27 PM
Now I'm confused. Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 11:45:29 PM
Banned for being cloyingly affectionate.
Sorry, didn't meant to skip you.
You are banned because there's no such thing as being "cloyingly affectionate!"  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 11:47:22 PM
Now I'm confused. Banned.
I think we're all banning too much and too fast. :o
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 07, 2016, 11:48:26 PM
Banned for not acknowledging the horror that is "cloying".  And y'all banned for not practicing the Golden Mean when banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 07, 2016, 11:49:58 PM

Oh, I ban me not banning you.

-Nam

As if that's even possible.  :snicker:

Banned.
Now I'm confused. Banned.

Nam has banned himself soooooo many times, but he's still here.
He is not going anywhere.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 08, 2016, 01:08:37 AM
I don't like to be the one who brings them in, but this a case for the HAF SAS. Nam IS banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 08, 2016, 01:56:04 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN

I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)

So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 08, 2016, 03:03:53 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN

I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)

So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F09%2Fref-scard-flinches-at-ball-2.gif&hash=56a1f455a88fba55d008b12b14bc3dd22f9aee15)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 08, 2016, 06:52:19 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN

I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)

So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!

Or you'll turn the thread around and take us home?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 08, 2016, 07:19:18 AM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN

I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)

So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!

Banned for being overly dramatic.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 08, 2016, 07:22:57 AM
Banned for not respecting the cheap trucker-hat.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 08, 2016, 09:52:35 AM
Banned for being into trucker hats.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 08, 2016, 12:59:12 PM
Banned for upsetting Bruno - once he has been woken from his ususal somnolent state, be very afraid ........
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 08, 2016, 01:03:15 PM
THIS THREAD IS LOCKED DOWN TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER BANNING, REPEAT THIS THREAD IS IN LOCKDOWN

I put my mod hat on and am banning the whole lot of you for banicide, this shit has got to stop. (A mod-hat for those of you who are curious is nothing more than one of those cheap trucker-hats you can buy at the gas/petrol station)

So that's it, no more banning on this thread I'm warning all of you, and don't make me come back!

Or you'll turn the thread around and take us home?

Yes that is correct everyone buckle back up because I'm turning the old Wagoner around, we're heading home...and you Book's are grounded.

The rest of ye' are banned once again. (Except Essie, cuz' she's nice)

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 08, 2016, 01:31:43 PM
Banned for leaving me out of it - I don't like being on my own.  Maybe I could do some good amongst the recidivists.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 08, 2016, 02:24:46 PM
Banned for being afraid of loneliness. It's fun. Except the sex.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 09, 2016, 04:10:02 AM
Oh! My Asmo!
Nobody has banned you yet?
I didn't have time to ban you this morning, I thought, "By the time I come here again, he's gonna be banned."
But no, here you are still waiting to be banned, again.
We've banned you many times this week. I banned you many times this week...I am tired.
But I will band you just one more time, and that's it.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 09, 2016, 02:01:30 PM
Banned for misspelling banned on purpose.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 09, 2016, 02:57:15 PM
Ban that AutoCorrect!  :grrr:
 ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 09, 2016, 04:04:39 PM
Banned for teh many things you do that are wrong, so many in fact that it nay impossible to list them all, butt I shall try.

The way you walk in flip flops.
For standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.
Your explanations that begin with the word "Again".
How you leave your dirty dishes in the sink (Or on the counter directly above the dishwasher). 
When I'm eating candy and you ask if you can have the red one.
When you use Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE equipped with smoke detectors, so DO refrain...")
How you like to take up 2 parking spaces when you park your Buick.
Your snoring.
How you won't silence that annoying sound your phone makes when typing. (Sounds like: Blllck, Blckk, Bllck)
You don't put the coffee cream away, ever.
Don't close the door to the bathroom.
How you can't make tamales.
How you curse at me in Spanish, (Idiota, stupido, etc...)
You eat my secret food stash.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 09, 2016, 06:40:29 PM
Oh, Bruno, stop!  :smileshake:
You don't mean all that.
Is this about me Namming Ban? I mean, me banning Nam so much?
I know I said I didn't like him when he came here, but he's not so bad. He enjoys banning more than you do, so I take advantage of the opportunity, besides, you don't bring me flowers anymore.  :cryandrun:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 09, 2016, 07:08:51 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I made this ban,
Especially for you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 09, 2016, 07:10:27 PM
I'd ban you but I quite liked that so you get a free pass.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 09, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
Gandalf is disappointed in you ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 10, 2016, 03:10:02 AM
Banned because this...this...."Gandalf" can be as disappointed as he/she wants...But nothing, No one, will change the amount of admiration I feel for Tank--Nothing--No One--Oh, wait, that's you.  :(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 10, 2016, 03:19:25 AM
Banned because I wanted to get in on this. Someone had to be first.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 10, 2016, 03:27:00 AM
You've never been banned!
I get to be the first to ban you!
I am so happy!
This is a virgin ban!
 :frolic:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 10, 2016, 03:29:10 PM
Banned for popping cherries.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 10, 2016, 05:12:44 PM
Banned for not using syrup.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 10, 2016, 07:37:59 PM
Banned because syrup was, in fact, used - I was there.  It was a very sticky situation.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 10, 2016, 09:52:57 PM
Banned for not inviting me. I know I'm nude...new...but dude...ever heard of sharing?

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 11, 2016, 02:27:14 AM
Since you feel left out,  this ban is all yours.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 02:41:49 AM
Accepts ban in birthday suit. Happy belated birthday. I give you a gift of a ban.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 03:17:59 AM
Banned for a grammatical faux pas, as it is not "Happy Belated Birthday"!!!!!  It's "Belated Happy Birthday"!!!!  Dammit.  The birthday is not belated.  It's the same day it always is.  What is belated is the greeting!!!   Say it over and over:  Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday, etc. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 04:14:44 AM
Banned! Man!  >:(  This is not about whether the birthday or the greeting is belated, this is about 'the visualisation' of Nam accepting and giving a ban in his 'birthday suit'.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 11, 2016, 04:18:18 AM
That image...Oh god get it out...BAN BAN BAN
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 04:22:20 AM
Banned for making me laugh out loud.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 11, 2016, 06:28:59 AM
Banned because everyone needs to laugh now and then.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 12:40:15 PM
Banned for a grammatical faux pas, as it is not "Happy Belated Birthday"!!!!!  It's "Belated Happy Birthday"!!!!  Dammit.  The birthday is not belated.  It's the same day it always is.  What is belated is the greeting!!!   Say it over and over:  Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday; Belated Happy Birthday, etc. 

Happy belated birthday to you, too.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 12:43:43 PM
Banned! Man!  >:(  This is not about whether the birthday or the greeting is belated, this is about 'the visualisation' of Nam accepting and giving a ban in his 'birthday suit'.  ;D


Banned for not wanting to picture me naked:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FJsLJrTu.jpg&hash=3bd0abee32f4aecc3ce6dcfb463b4607f275ffe8)

;)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 11, 2016, 12:47:33 PM
Banned for wearing invisible sun glasses.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 12:52:12 PM
Banned for wearing invisible sun glasses.

Banned for making me fake cry.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frs690.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fvv265%2Fmercyjohnsoon%2Fcrying.gif%7Ec200&hash=f59ae32fa64eac788223abc2da7b6d2be883db9d)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 11, 2016, 02:28:31 PM
banned for crocodile tears.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 02:53:41 PM
Banned! Those are round head dude tears!

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 11, 2016, 05:26:43 PM
Banned for humble bragging
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 06:45:29 PM
Humble? Banned for using incorrect word in description of my sentiment.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 11, 2016, 09:36:44 PM
Banned because my excuse is text tones make it impossible to tell anyways
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 11, 2016, 10:23:32 PM
I am banning the person below me for having the audacity to ban the person above them....WHO IS ME!!!!

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 11, 2016, 10:32:25 PM
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 10:33:07 PM
Wait a minute, Nam! You can't do that.  >:( >:(
If you ban someone before they ban you...that's like time travel, or something, and that's not allowed here. That's cheating! You can't use your Super Nam Powers, here!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 11, 2016, 10:33:55 PM
Banned for blinding me with science.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 10:36:28 PM
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
I ban you for taking your, Guardian of Reason Title, waaaaayyyyy too serious.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 11, 2016, 10:41:27 PM
Banned for blinding me with science.
Do you see what Nam did? Now I'm behind schedule.  :o
You guys are posting faster than I can ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 11, 2016, 11:40:04 PM
Double whammy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 12, 2016, 12:40:43 AM
Wait a minute, Nam! You can't do that.  >:( >:(
If you ban someone before they ban you...that's like time travel, or something, and that's not allowed here. That's cheating! You can't use your Super Nam Powers, here!

Show me that rule.







Oh...I bend you o....um....ban you....my bad.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 02:25:26 AM
Show me that rule.







Oh...I bend you o....um....ban you....my bad.

-Nam












Double whammy ban.
Your wish is my command.  :grin:



Aqui va....



Show me that rule.
Violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).

....my bad.
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/a6823cf71d29e77094ea066fd500a531/tumblr_mglr09t6NY1qbydpto5_250.gif)


...Eww.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 12, 2016, 03:17:51 AM
Much like a brook, you're babbling, therefore you receive a ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 03:27:50 AM
Calm down....
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwp10667067.server-he.de%2Fwcf%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fmeditation.gif&hash=4575f933c6d432e40cb67cc2dca468b49ba25a53)
You're right.

I mean,
You're banned
for being right.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 12, 2016, 03:59:39 AM
Your wish is my command.  :grin:



Aqui va....



Show me that rule.
Violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).
Banned for pre-banning and failing to ban the person above you, in violation of Section 3.165 (a)(ii).

No, that I can't use my "Super Nam powers". Where's that rule?

;)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 04:22:44 AM
My bad.

Did I say, "Super Nam Powers?" I meant to say, "Super Man Powers." You can't use your Super Man Powers, here.

Go ahead, you can use your Super Nam Powers.
Only The Asmo can use His Super Man Powers, here--and pretty much anywhere he wants to. 

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 12, 2016, 05:07:29 AM
Nam = Man backwards

You are banned for that
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 05:48:09 AM
My dear, Apathy.
You are banned because I just imagined you laughing right after you banned me:
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kinja-img.com%2Fgawker-media%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Ft_original%2Fvjbp5wsvkni5q3cxw9mk.png&hash=25deb4415db74b9e58d6ed1a80b221c31d25d35e)
Haha hra wrrah aha        Heh heeha rrreh arahha
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 12, 2016, 01:04:21 PM
Nam = Man backwards

You are banned for that

Wow! You can spell.

So can I....BANNED!

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 12, 2016, 01:16:40 PM
Banned for post skipping
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 12, 2016, 03:18:04 PM
I don't know what you're talking about....oh, yer banned.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 12, 2016, 07:40:24 PM
It's much easier not know things sometimes ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 12, 2016, 07:49:11 PM
Banned for "apathy"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 12, 2016, 07:50:41 PM
Name calling ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 12, 2016, 08:01:39 PM
I'm banning you because for the first time in a long time, the last person to post when I got here was not Nam.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 12, 2016, 08:24:20 PM
Preferential treatment ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 08:51:18 PM
I enjoy banning No one.
No one is here to be banned.
No one is banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 12, 2016, 10:04:55 PM
Banned for making my head hurt with that post.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 12, 2016, 10:16:16 PM
Ha!
Banned for showing me how much your head hurts.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=106;type=avatar)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 13, 2016, 12:32:19 AM
Sadistic ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 13, 2016, 03:35:38 AM
Psychological projection ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 13, 2016, 01:50:49 PM
Baby Brother Harassment Ban. X2

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 13, 2016, 04:56:58 PM
Tattling ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 13, 2016, 05:25:18 PM
Titling ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 13, 2016, 07:12:52 PM
Titty ban. Woohoo!



-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 13, 2016, 08:04:53 PM
Banning titty ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 13, 2016, 08:11:26 PM
Banned for caring a little bit.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 13, 2016, 10:30:58 PM
I can't think of a reason to ban you. :tellmemore:
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 13, 2016, 11:41:41 PM
Reasonless ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 14, 2016, 04:44:38 AM
Asmo commands that I ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 14, 2016, 04:59:17 AM
:fingerwag:
Banned because He is THE Asmo, not Asmo. 
If I were you, I would call Him, "Asmodean, The Omni-Merciful Gray God"   --Like, right now!  :run!:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 14, 2016, 05:48:41 AM
Baal eats any Asmo for breakfast ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on April 14, 2016, 09:05:17 AM
Banned for insulting our Grey Lord The Asmo.
BTW where is he these days?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 14, 2016, 11:35:40 AM
Banned for scaring the hell out of us. 

Glad you're back.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 14, 2016, 02:34:52 PM
Banned for banning Git.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 14, 2016, 02:49:23 PM
Banned because banning someone is the best way to keep them around.  No one who was under a ban has ever died yet.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 02:56:36 PM
(cough, cough) I'm dying. I'm dying. Banned for not caring about the dying.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 14, 2016, 03:08:05 PM
Banned for spreading your disease
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 03:18:08 PM
Banned for not helping me cure it.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 14, 2016, 05:51:53 PM
Banned because you were God's Anointed But Took a Shower, and that's why you have the sniffles.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 14, 2016, 06:00:45 PM
Banned for blaming the shower
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 06:12:40 PM
I ban the shower. Too much fuckin' lime!

(I live in the boonies, lime is put in the well water for those who couldn't connect a to b)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 14, 2016, 07:18:36 PM
You are banned because I can't connect a to b, but I can connect c to d. If you have a problem with lime, why don't you ask them to put lemons instead?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 07:19:26 PM
Banned for bad humor! NO SOUP FOR YOU!

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 14, 2016, 07:22:19 PM
...But...but...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 07:41:25 PM
Banned! Misspelled butt twice.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 14, 2016, 07:44:36 PM
Banned for spelling "Butt" wrong.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 14, 2016, 07:49:01 PM
Both of you are banned.
Sigmund Freud would've found both of you fascinating specimens.
I would've suggested he sprays both of you with Axe products, that would take care of everything.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 08:00:30 PM
Banned. I already use Axe products.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 14, 2016, 09:07:38 PM
Hallmark moment ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 14, 2016, 09:17:15 PM
Banned! Hallmark sucks. They bleep out words from classic shows like Cheers.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 15, 2016, 12:34:24 AM
Banned for being outside the "NORM!".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 15, 2016, 03:22:26 AM
Banned because it's a dog eat dog world Ecurb, and your wearing Milk Bone underwear.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 15, 2016, 03:41:16 AM
banned for not telling us how you know what type of underwear Ecurb wears.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 15, 2016, 04:54:08 AM
Banned for once again with the thought, the image, the horror.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 15, 2016, 02:57:48 PM
Banned because it's Friday!!!  :frolic: ...and on Fridays it's forbidden to imagine or talk about what type of underwear Ecurb wears.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 15, 2016, 03:02:22 PM
Banned for mentioning my underwear on Friday.

For the curious:  boxers, Fruit of the Loom, elastic waist band, various colors and patterns, no Milk Bones.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 15, 2016, 03:07:55 PM
Banned for mentioning my underwear on Friday.

For the curious:  boxers, Fruit of the Loom, elastic waist band, various colors and patterns, no Milk Bones.

Banned because I know for a fact you rarely wear underwear, yet when you do it's something rather unusual. Which is why chicks dig you so much.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 15, 2016, 03:10:31 PM
Banned for underwear envy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 15, 2016, 03:22:45 PM
Banned.
Enough with the underwear and the naked middle-aged man image. 
:la la la la:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 15, 2016, 03:28:40 PM
Banned because we know secretly that's an image you rather like, and think about often. Ha!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 15, 2016, 03:32:45 PM
Banned for projecting.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 15, 2016, 03:42:41 PM
Banned for projecting.  ;D
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.easyfreesmileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Ffree-happy-smileys-296.gif&hash=8bf081845872c05fd686d8c7d326a2b74d5cd4b4)
 ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 15, 2016, 04:38:50 PM
Banned. Because I have a cold and my mind is clouded with cold blah...

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 15, 2016, 05:20:02 PM
Banned for medicine
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 15, 2016, 06:07:37 PM
Banned for spurious reasons.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 15, 2016, 06:29:02 PM
Banned for reasoning spuriously.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 15, 2016, 10:08:31 PM
Wham bam nam ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 15, 2016, 10:43:40 PM
Banned for sounding like that brat on the Flintstones.

(https://pattisoriginals.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/bambam.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 15, 2016, 10:57:54 PM
Yabba dabba doo ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 16, 2016, 12:40:41 AM
Wham bam nam ban.

Dude.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 16, 2016, 12:55:28 AM
Gnarly ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 16, 2016, 12:58:20 AM
Go back to the 80s ban.

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 16, 2016, 01:04:45 AM
Eat my shorts ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 16, 2016, 01:05:45 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FWOjy315.gif&hash=4cfcdb89d15b411953659ed0473703bb44f9520b)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 16, 2016, 01:14:26 AM
Just for that,  you are thoroughly banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 16, 2016, 01:15:33 AM
(https://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv295%2FLiquidGlass%2F901225.gif&key=nK8bfED4-nscANyOuaxw9Q)

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 16, 2016, 01:07:08 PM
Nam and No One are both banned to the nearest hotel room.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Nam on April 16, 2016, 04:00:39 PM
If you're not paying then BANNED!

-Nam
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 16, 2016, 05:29:19 PM
Banned.
For 7 days.
For calling another member an asshole.
And meaning it.
In a bad way.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 16, 2016, 08:52:07 PM
Banned.
For 7 days.
For calling another member an asshole.
And meaning it.
In a bad way.

I'd ban you but I'm a little scared.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 16, 2016, 11:17:23 PM
Banned, you scaredycat.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 16, 2016, 11:46:55 PM
Banned because the word you're looking for is "cautious."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 17, 2016, 12:02:59 AM
Banned for putting words in my mouth. Gotta be my girlfriend before you get to do that.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 17, 2016, 01:56:57 AM
Banned for clipping our banning wings.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 17, 2016, 04:33:36 AM
Banned because my Apache relatives would take your feathers anyway.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 17, 2016, 05:29:00 AM
Banned because now I'm susceptible to drafts.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 17, 2016, 06:02:00 AM
Banned for susceptibility.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 17, 2016, 06:09:57 AM
Banned for draft evasion
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 17, 2016, 06:49:10 AM
Oooohhhh, double ban!  Because reasons!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 17, 2016, 01:48:36 PM
Banned for not saying hello the other day in the market, you simply walked by and pretended you didn't know me, now I haz sads. :'(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 17, 2016, 03:13:40 PM
Banned because she ignored you for fear that you would lock her in your garage with your invisible dragon.  Your dragon is invisible, you know.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 17, 2016, 07:02:39 PM
Nothing to fear,  but fear itself ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 17, 2016, 11:56:08 PM
Banned for not fearing the dark when you should.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 18, 2016, 02:25:43 AM
Better to light a candle than curse the darkness ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 18, 2016, 03:54:31 AM
Banned because I am the Night! *Jumps off building into glide mode*
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 18, 2016, 03:42:35 PM
Banned because, ah, well, ah, you're banned.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FzAKMLzE.gif%3Fnoredirect&hash=0f6cf4c6d63da7f6a88646f91f42b4f985473508)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 18, 2016, 05:23:02 PM

Banned because now there is running and screaming.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 18, 2016, 08:19:10 PM
Inciting pandemonium ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 18, 2016, 10:11:06 PM
Banned for not knowing Apathy is a huge fan of pandemonium--chaos.

Apathy, I got you something...
I hope you like it.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FG4e8Kty.jpg&hash=f399d007b49cbe3837a00d78f435e4f40f179de6)
 :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 18, 2016, 10:57:03 PM
Banned for not letting go of the "Middle Age" guy fetish apparently, and being a "Woman of Fire"!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 04:18:00 AM
...Whatever that means...ban...
...Peace, my brother...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicsalliance.com%2Ffiles%2F2010%2F05%2Ftony-stark-at-senate.jpg&hash=73e6e41643426bbed76cce3b854f4d70d3b37b78)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 19, 2016, 06:07:24 PM
...Whatever that means...ban...
...Peace, my brother...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomicsalliance.com%2Ffiles%2F2010%2F05%2Ftony-stark-at-senate.jpg&hash=73e6e41643426bbed76cce3b854f4d70d3b37b78)

Now, get this! We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. And we ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down....ban!


If you can correctly guess what movie that is from I will lift the ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 06:33:18 PM
Banned for thinking I'm as old as you are, that's probably from a black and white movie.  ::)
Brotherly love to you too.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 19, 2016, 08:37:32 PM
Yes that's it, peace and love, no longer shall I ban others. "May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace as you trust in him, so you may overflow with hope by the power of the Holy Spirit"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 09:19:33 PM
Banned.
I'm NOT a nun.
Snap out of it, Bruno!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 19, 2016, 10:10:42 PM
Banned for not being able to guess the name of the film when asked even though the name of the image was "tony-stark-at-senate.jpg" and making a light joke to divert attention from not knowing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 10:27:12 PM
Banned. What's your point?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 19, 2016, 10:28:49 PM
Banned. What's your point?

Banned for insinuating a point needed to be made.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 10:41:37 PM
Banned.
I'm NOT Davin.
Snap out of it, Crow!  >:(
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 19, 2016, 10:47:21 PM
Banned for banning me for thinking you're Davin. And have an extra ban just for not wanting to be Davin.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 10:59:18 PM
Banned because I didn't say, "I don't want to be Davin." I said, "You're confusing me with Davin."
I want to be like him, but he's so smart, and cool, funny, and awesome...There's no way I can be all that.  :sad sigh:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 19, 2016, 11:01:10 PM
Banned because I didn't say, "I don't want to be Davin." I said, "You're confusing me with Davin."
I want to be like him, but he's so smart, and cool, funny, and awesome...There's no way I can be all that.  :sad sigh:

Banned because you could be like Davin, you just need a big tattoo of me on your chest.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 19, 2016, 11:02:45 PM
 :rofl:
Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 20, 2016, 12:20:34 AM
Hilarity ensues ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 20, 2016, 04:16:58 AM
Banned because I had a bad day and you are my victims that I will take out my aggression on until further notice.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 20, 2016, 06:41:07 AM
Banned to make your bad day worse.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 20, 2016, 12:12:32 PM
Murphy's law ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 01:18:45 PM
Murphy was an American imposter, "Sods Law" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 06:36:56 PM
*Ahem*
I think I should ban you so that Davin can ban me--I deserve it.  :(
But it was Crow's fault and I'm gonna go talk about it on another forum.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 20, 2016, 07:21:41 PM
Banned for getting in the way of me banning Mags.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 07:24:23 PM
Banning Davin, so Mags can ban me, so Apathy can ban Mags, so Davin can ban Apathy, so,...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 07:26:30 PM
"Gosh Darn It, Apathy!"  >:(
Thank you, Bruno de la Pole.... :)
Go ahead, Davin, ban me.  :tellmemore:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 07:33:08 PM
Banned because you know you secretly want me to ban you....anyway, I got the banning order mine up. I think it's Davin's turn?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 07:35:44 PM
Yes, Bruno, I want you to ban me as much as I want a tattoo of Crow on my chest.  :fingertap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 07:37:22 PM
Banned because "THAT'S A LOT" of banning!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 07:44:20 PM
 Banned.
:slapfight:
Hurry up, Davin, I can't do this all day.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 07:45:40 PM
Banned.
:slapfight:
Hurry up, Davin, I can't do this all day.

Banned because like I said, "THAT'S A LOT" of banning!! ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 07:50:47 PM
Banned.
Davin is gone.  :sad sigh:

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 07:58:02 PM
Banned for scaring Poor Wittle Davin away. :poke:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 20, 2016, 08:09:05 PM
Banned because now Davin is banning Mags and blaming Mags for getting in the way of banning Mags.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 20, 2016, 08:12:28 PM
Banned again, for not letting me take a break for a few minutes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 20, 2016, 08:20:55 PM
Idle hands are the devil's workshop ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 09:09:11 PM
Ooooh! Speak of the devil... :smilenod:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 20, 2016, 09:11:05 PM
Banned for speaking of devils. And for trying to avoid my bans.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 09:28:03 PM
Banned because you're not that bad, I mean, the devil is not that bad.  :smileshake:
And I'm not avoiding your bans, I'm actually looking forward to them...but these guys get in the way.  :grrr:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 20, 2016, 09:33:55 PM
Thread crossover ban:

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fharrypotter%2Fimages%2F4%2F4d%2FBan.gif%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20141220202513%26amp%3Bpath-prefix%3Dpl&hash=f72b36077e684aebc6b366568ad7842f39b977c3)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 09:36:35 PM
The "Forum Cross Over", don't mess with Tank ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 20, 2016, 09:44:35 PM
Banned!  >:(
Davin can do whatever he wants here. He has seniority over you...but not Tank.  :shifty:
Tank has a hammer.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 09:47:27 PM
That's what she said ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 20, 2016, 09:55:49 PM
Banned for all this monkey business.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 20, 2016, 10:17:23 PM
Last train to Clarksville ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 20, 2016, 10:29:00 PM
I'm a Believer Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 21, 2016, 02:08:24 AM
Disappointment haunts your dreams ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 21, 2016, 03:05:32 AM
Banned for making me laugh. That's right, I hate laughing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 21, 2016, 03:29:43 AM
Don't look in the mirror then ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 03:33:49 AM
Ha-ha, good one...ban.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 21, 2016, 04:30:25 AM
Jealous of my Jeff Goldblum resemblance ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 05:35:57 AM
I ban you because that is true. There's something about the way you he looks... :)
 :secrets1: I don't know, must be that "middle-age man" thing, Bruno says I got going on--right now. ::)
...But I just remembered...Bruno is 50-something...Maybe he has that "middle-age man" thing, going on.  :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 21, 2016, 06:49:10 AM
Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 21, 2016, 01:43:25 PM
Banned for simply "Banning" that poster above you, when you should have came down hard and really "BANNED her for disclosing personal information about another member on this site....Bruno is 50-something...Maybe he has that "middle-age man" thing, going on.

I'm 50, and I can kick, stretch, ...and kick again.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 21, 2016, 05:27:06 PM
Banning myself for being so fucking banal about banning especially in such an serious thread...because banning is bad bad bad.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 21, 2016, 05:30:28 PM
Banned for not even giffing it in, and instead youtubing it in. Even if it was only one post out of 807. :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:05:15 PM
Banned because I Googled, "blessing her holy hooves," and there's a picture of you!
I'm not kidding!
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 21, 2016, 06:07:21 PM
Banned for internet stalking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:12:54 PM
Banned because there's a picture of you too!  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:14:20 PM
*You see, Tank? What did I tell you?  :sad sigh:

--Please continue...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 21, 2016, 06:16:18 PM
Banned for paranoia
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:18:26 PM
." Said, the man who carries a hammer in his hand, always.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 21, 2016, 06:26:46 PM
Banned for yet again, not banning the poster above you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 06:42:14 PM
Banned because Tank can't be banned. It is forbidden.  :nu-uh:
And I don't want to ban him anyways.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 21, 2016, 06:47:31 PM
Banned for not rising above our tyrannical overlord.



(JkpleasedontbanmeTank)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Crow on April 21, 2016, 08:36:40 PM
Banned because I Googled, "blessing her holy hooves," and there's a picture of you!
I'm not kidding!
 :lol:

Banned for not also mentioning it also includes an actual picture of Budhorse, DJ's old avatar, and Joeactor dressed in bling.

Oh and TMP
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQvSrkbzo89mmm8RlTg7wz0yCRe0xgXkHdRArcPaNVh310o6gN9Iw)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 21, 2016, 09:10:26 PM
Banned because I did not see TMP, but I did see one of Guardian85. I guess only those who truly bless her holy hooves are there. (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboards.buffalobills.com%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Fnotworthy.gif&hash=13382c977802a95683b13a10aa5f9fe72b4be80c)

Oh, and thank you. I almost believed that I was a stalker and a paranoid person.  :shifty:
 :whew:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 21, 2016, 11:03:17 PM
Almost felt sorry for banning you ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 22, 2016, 01:29:15 PM
Banned for having "Feelings" yes you were..."caught red-handed showing feelings...
Showing feelings of an almost human nature..."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 22, 2016, 04:02:48 PM
Just another brick in th wall ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 22, 2016, 05:37:51 PM
Floydian ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 22, 2016, 08:11:43 PM
Hey! Gaurdian! Leave the kids alone! Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 22, 2016, 11:34:38 PM
Banned because everyone knows that Money is be best Pink Floyd song
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 23, 2016, 01:12:16 AM
Banned from the dark side of the moon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 23, 2016, 02:17:42 AM
Banned and "Shine on You Crazy Diamond".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 23, 2016, 02:49:27 AM
Banned because "which one's pink?"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 23, 2016, 03:22:05 AM
Banned because now I can't get this out of my head: 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 23, 2016, 05:44:50 AM
4/20 is over

ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:02:27 AM
Hi, Apathy,
Listen, we're having a party, both Tom and Davin had birthdays this week. I was wondering if you would like to come to the party. Crow and Bruno said to bring cake and ice cream...I don't know what that's about, but if you could bring a cake and some ice cream, that would be great!
If you don't come to our party, I'll just have to ban you, it's up to you.
Also, please tell, No one to come.
I don't mean, no one, I mean, No one. 
:???:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 23, 2016, 06:10:19 AM
Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?

I have wonderful ice cream. I think you guys just want me for my ice cream. And don't say there wasn't enough time to look at the post in the other thread with my AWESOME ice cream, have a conversation, and decide I should bring some. Because 18 seconds is plenty of seconds. I have wonderful ice cream though.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:15:50 AM
Banned.
1. You didn't answer the question.
2. I don't know what a time lord is.
3. It's only 10:00 PM here.
4-5-6-7-8-9 and 10. Those are questions you ask a woman at the party, not here.
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 23, 2016, 06:19:16 AM
That just proves to me you want my ice cream.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:25:58 AM
Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmemesvault.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FLaughing-Then-Crying-Gif-Tumblr-04.gif&hash=13880561093576c3b651c21474e3c6c635afe181)
I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ban you again...
I just imagined you asking me those exact questions, in that order, at a party.



"Wait are you serious? And what are you doing up at 1 am? Where do you live? What do you do? Are you...are you a time lord?"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Hq4DYXhDkEvHW/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:30:21 AM
18 seconds
OK, I just saw that, that's weird.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 23, 2016, 06:35:21 AM
That's what I do at parties. I get real drunk and everything gets fun. Shameless self indulgence. But it's clear you won't have ice cream as good as deez since you BANNED me

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/0l6MUmZe4j8UfGYfS5uOYF203hL1054mTr8azYBoZW7Yr_q36s6vv9DVyrdhVOvwHPRKhUJfpIC8IRPEFldg4HBIxXiqHdtUmHxrNR7zV4tIqbQ40XJ16ENnif2IMGBK9H3wzZegm_hpWtZPk73H77HY1T9oWIpOug7k_GJECr8GLzjglo5XJPXwl4hDhJGIBqopVORcc9FGNlSYnccej0z5WNqwA9uJloqliYiL_xqSXX3RpinXzFwY_iuvwKyLnh5qS-Im5X6dxx4j0cI-QMEdr6YO22RHo11BV2OaowxhLVFlFnUgREt59nSBebMqdaNbnZLXZqoclnaK4TbCGs28oRYTmd8AghDfnsqTwH8d0wcEC_5wGgr5c9TQ3hGxC-CaaEz4bONnzod4c_2M7W13SPmRt6EYjhV595iiv05wU8RTJNOBiIykHOhH9-In1tJnwJjGJiw7v9UBlisUo1w71s8AyvAO5GEKDv3EKpEEmCbP79n7GOoHNcUDsrQo1A8rgkE39BnhcKapMw3jLGjY1EyFmavu0h1GoLm4CilbmG7HtcK-h3ktB7yXx1HGglAu=w525-h933-no)

I'm sorry but if we can't be honest with each other about your level of seriousness then we can't be friends and I might have to ban you too. I desire LOVELY GLORIOUS HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 23, 2016, 01:52:05 PM
 :lol: Banned because this is getting weird.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 23, 2016, 03:43:49 PM
Banned because I like being weird
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 23, 2016, 04:03:21 PM
Baned with one n because I find your weird dul
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:01:42 PM
Banned because you're like a bad penny, or something.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 23, 2016, 06:49:13 PM
See a penny pick it up,
and all day long
you're banned, buttercup.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 06:52:02 PM
No one is banned for not coming to the Davin and Tom birthday party last night.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 23, 2016, 06:59:12 PM
No one is banned for not coming to the Davin and Tom birthday party last night.

Mags is banned for being such an incredibly nice person and one of my bestest friends on the internetz....peace my sista, peace!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 23, 2016, 07:03:46 PM
Awwwww...That's so sweet!  :hug:
I feel the same way about you and Crow, and Davin, and Apathy, and No one, and Mr. Fancy Pants, and all the weirdos here!
Oh! I ban you because it looks as if you really enjoyed me breaking a ruler on your head. You want me to do it again?  :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 23, 2016, 08:22:11 PM
This is no place for pleasantries ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 24, 2016, 02:06:20 AM
Apathetic ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Sandra Craft on April 24, 2016, 02:13:03 AM
On point ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 24, 2016, 02:16:43 AM
Banned for being pointy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 24, 2016, 02:49:44 AM
Banned for "pointing" that out.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 24, 2016, 04:34:03 AM
Banned because that's a good point.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 24, 2016, 04:36:44 AM
Banned because this is becoming "pointless"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 24, 2016, 04:41:19 AM
Banned because I don't know what you're pointing at.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 24, 2016, 06:10:24 AM
Banned to make a point.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 24, 2016, 03:24:34 PM
Big pointy stick ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on April 24, 2016, 06:08:15 PM
Banned for not pointing out the safety hazards of big pointy sticks.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 24, 2016, 06:13:59 PM
Well rounded bans ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 24, 2016, 07:53:53 PM
Toddler toy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 25, 2016, 06:16:14 AM
Always look at the bright side ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 25, 2016, 02:15:18 PM
Monty Python ban - none shall pass.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 25, 2016, 03:24:25 PM
Long overdue ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 25, 2016, 06:01:15 PM
Monday morning ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 25, 2016, 06:09:30 PM
Full of snot ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 25, 2016, 06:35:10 PM
Personal problem ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2016, 03:43:46 AM
Banned because I wish I knew a little bit more about you so that I could ban you on a more personal level.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on April 26, 2016, 09:13:51 AM
Banned for being nosey.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2016, 02:14:58 PM
Banned because No one has been banning me for months, and I think it's time we got to know each other a little bit better.
...Oh, by the way, it's an honor to ban you--again.  :hug:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 26, 2016, 03:55:13 PM
Ban before No One does it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 26, 2016, 04:29:32 PM
Banned because someone has to.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 26, 2016, 05:23:21 PM
Chidori ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 26, 2016, 06:04:54 PM
Pop corn ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 26, 2016, 06:47:15 PM
Limey ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 26, 2016, 11:06:40 PM
Hominidae ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 27, 2016, 12:20:23 AM
He-Man Women Haters Club Ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 02:34:51 AM
Banned because the first rule of The He-Man Women Haters Club is:
You do not talk about The He-Man Women Haters Club.
Ecurb Noselrub, and/or OldGit can give you the specific rule number.  :reading:
~I'm busy right now.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 27, 2016, 02:38:58 AM
Banned because the first rule of The He-Man Women Haters Club is:
You do not talk about The He-Man Women Haters Club.
Ecurb Noselrub, and/or OldGit can give you the specific rule number.  :reading:
~I'm busy right now.

Is it the first rule?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 02:54:41 AM
Banned for not banning me.
Yes. My bad. Rule One: Violation of Section 3.166 (c)(iii).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 27, 2016, 02:58:54 AM
Out of order women must stay in the kitchen ban. And Trump wins five states ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 03:01:43 AM
I'm not even gonna go there, or there, ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 27, 2016, 03:03:33 AM
Not going anywhere ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 03:21:51 AM
"Nowhere Man" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 27, 2016, 05:38:36 AM
"Yesterday" ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 27, 2016, 06:12:01 AM
'Norwegian Wood' ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 06:17:16 AM
"Here,  There,  and Everywhere"  ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 06:24:10 AM
"For No One" ban.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 27, 2016, 01:58:29 PM
Movie quote ban, "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt..of elderberries"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 02:24:20 PM
"Strawberry Fields Forever" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 02:31:31 PM
Sorry,  the correct answer was "I fart in your general direction!" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 27, 2016, 02:44:49 PM
A wafer thin ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 27, 2016, 04:41:10 PM
Communion host ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 05:22:03 PM
Banned just for the heck of it.   
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 27, 2016, 07:58:23 PM
Banned just for the heck of it.

Banned,not by me, but by Etsy...

Sorry Witches, You Won’t Be Able to Buy Spells on Etsy Anymore (http://time.com/3929919/etsy-ban-spells/)

Etsy, the leading hub for online sellers of handmade twee goods, has banned the sale of metaphysical items — including spells, hexes and potions.

Per Etsy’s new policy, which was implemented earlier this month, they are cracking down on the sale of items that make dubious promises. Their new policy reads: “Any metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a physical change (e.g., weight loss) or other outcome (e.g., love, revenge) is not allowed, even if it delivers a tangible item.”

Looks like you'll have to get your stuff somewhere else Mags.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 09:12:51 PM
Banned because the HAF can neither confirm nor deny I'm a witch...yet.

Also... 
Bruno please, “Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit!”  :smileshake:
-Dracula, Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 27, 2016, 09:40:19 PM
Mind games ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 09:46:49 PM
Mags...
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FaijOLnw.gif&hash=77e0f17e2ec13735fddebc1db93907d093a68a7b)

Apathy, you are banned because this is a trial, not "mind games."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 09:58:52 PM
Pig circus ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 27, 2016, 10:05:31 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slate.com%2Fcontent%2Fdam%2Fslate%2Fblogs%2Fmoneybox%2F2016%2F02%2F03%2Fshkreli%2520nodding2.gif.CROP.original-original.gif&hash=0af476652c839bf5b798814a0334d00b0146e9c6)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 10:18:30 PM
You know that's right nod ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 27, 2016, 10:28:48 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frlv.zcache.co.uk%2Ffunny_pagan_witch_saying_card-r16171f2ab6e34c55a2eb04d4be6214b1_xvuak_8byvr_324.jpg&hash=edd36fb0b741ab1454bde628d35bc1dba94025a3)

I see what you're doing ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 10:33:18 PM
Clairvoyant ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 27, 2016, 10:35:40 PM
Taking my ban, ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 10:39:15 PM
Early bird ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 27, 2016, 10:45:16 PM
Late night ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 27, 2016, 11:25:09 PM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'ssssssss Johnny ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 28, 2016, 05:27:12 AM
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere'ssssssss Johnny ban.

The Shining Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 28, 2016, 05:56:28 AM
Banned because Apathy, Has Received Bacon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 28, 2016, 09:48:08 AM
Not kosher ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on April 28, 2016, 11:04:58 AM
Banned for limiting food to Kosher only/
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 28, 2016, 03:00:46 PM
A highly political ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on April 28, 2016, 03:33:32 PM
Banned for bringing politics in the Laid Back Lounge
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 28, 2016, 05:28:12 PM
Banned because we are political animals, politics is pervasive, politics is everywhere! :twitch: 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 28, 2016, 06:24:35 PM
Banned because we are political animals, politics is pervasive, politics is everywhere! :twitch:

Banned for being right.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 28, 2016, 06:40:38 PM
Banned for releasing the Kraken, whether you did or not.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 28, 2016, 06:43:04 PM
Schrodinger ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 28, 2016, 07:22:37 PM
Barium + Nitrogen.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 28, 2016, 07:57:26 PM
Elemental ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on April 28, 2016, 09:22:15 PM
Elemental augments ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 29, 2016, 05:43:23 PM
Although today is Friday, the day itself is acting like a Monday, a very bad Monday actually...so I banneth thee for no other reason than you were in my line of fire.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 29, 2016, 06:07:22 PM
Banned.
Let me brighten your day.
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FQDTFiLd.jpg&hash=2a2dd8a547b85abb24364f92d1337e19b2cc6244)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 07:26:28 PM
Banned for not being willing to discuss old men's underwear, but being willing to discuss "the scent of a woman". 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 29, 2016, 08:00:16 PM
Banned because maybe a long time ago they called it, "The Old Men's Underwear Scent--Topic." Now it's called, "The Scent of a Penis--Topic."
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 29, 2016, 08:04:50 PM
Banned for starting new lines of cologne without paying my royalties.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 02:25:48 AM
Banned because I planned to pay you.  ;)
Over a 16-year period, at the average royalty rate of 7.0% it comes down to the amount of $2.10.
Would you like a check or cash?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 30, 2016, 02:49:51 PM
Banned for mismanaging the business.  I trusted you to make me rich.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on April 30, 2016, 05:32:12 PM
Banned for blaming me for your bad product.  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 30, 2016, 10:12:57 PM
Finger pointing ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on April 30, 2016, 11:42:50 PM
Banned for fingering.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 30, 2016, 11:45:00 PM
Banned for going back to the vagina monologues again.  Sheesh!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 01, 2016, 12:00:18 AM
Banned because my worst enemy's name is Finger (such an unfortunate name) and jokes revolving around that word are hilarious.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 01, 2016, 08:22:59 AM
Fake ban because you're a :airquotes: Global Moderator :airquotes:, ergo, I :airquotes: can't :airquotes: ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on May 01, 2016, 09:08:23 AM
But I can, so you are banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 01, 2016, 09:14:20 AM
Banned  :computerwave:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 01, 2016, 05:38:03 PM
Ha!

"From now on, you are banished from these pages, to be seen no more by gentle atheist, however. You should be able to endure this because the world is broad and wide.

"Fare thee well sir, fare thee well".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 01, 2016, 06:53:21 PM
Banned for reasons of pie. No other reasons need be spelled out.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 01, 2016, 08:04:41 PM
Banned because now I want pie.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 01, 2016, 08:12:56 PM
Squared ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 01, 2016, 10:30:17 PM
A square ban is so boring, how about a tesseract ban?  :smilenod:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 01, 2016, 11:04:52 PM
Uncertain ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 01, 2016, 11:10:42 PM
Banned for making me look up the meaning of tesseract so late at night, (though it was a pretty diagram but still banned).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 01, 2016, 11:33:37 PM
Banned for changing, and getting over the word "Fart".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 01, 2016, 11:35:38 PM
Banned for confusing the issue by mentioning another thread
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 01, 2016, 11:43:47 PM
All's fair in love and war ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 02, 2016, 12:11:24 AM
Please, the "All's Fair in Love and War" ban went out with dial-up internet and "Young Country" music stations, so banned for whatever that statement implies.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 02, 2016, 03:19:55 AM
Banned because I don't believe you.
Did you know that 2.1 million people still use dial-up? And the latest survey showed that, 49% of respondents said they have a generally positive opinion of country music. Just 21% said they don’t like country music. And 31% are neutral about it.

Remember Willie Nelson?
"Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such..."

Country music is not so bad... :tellmemore:


"But don't tell my heart
My achy breaky heart
I just don't think he'd understand..."


OK, sorry, I'll stop now.  ::)

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 02, 2016, 03:47:56 AM
Because the fact that some Amish folk still use dial up (2 million people out of how many hundreds of million?) is irrelevant, and I believe I distinctly banned "No One" with a reference to "Young Country Music Stations",... you know the "It's not your Grandpa's Country Music", it's Young Country Music!

So don't go quoting Willie Nelson lyrics to me Missy, I've seen the man in concert, I've CD's of not only his music, butt some of the best country western artist out there, and used to have Johnny Cash as my ringtone.

You are banned because Achy Breaky Heart, by Billy Ray Cyrus sucks.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 02, 2016, 03:58:08 AM
Such rant. Much country. No ban this time. Awesome.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 02, 2016, 04:15:38 AM
You are sooooo banned because you just interrupted the fight that was about to start between someone who used to work for the government, and a hippie :grrr:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 02, 2016, 06:33:24 AM
Stick it to the man ban.  Groovy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 02, 2016, 10:49:47 AM
No groove. No Feel. No flow.

Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 02, 2016, 11:27:32 AM
Banned because Nordics lack Vitamin D.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 02, 2016, 01:15:46 PM
Banned because viking blood needs not such silly things.  :cartoonviking:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 02, 2016, 06:09:57 PM
The Ministry of all Things Silly shall be the judge of that ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 03, 2016, 03:01:35 AM
Ministry of silly walks ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 03, 2016, 03:11:03 AM
And now for something completely different ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 03, 2016, 03:15:55 AM
What?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 03, 2016, 03:33:17 AM
Meaning of Life ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 03, 2016, 08:20:45 AM
Machine that goes ping ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 03, 2016, 10:11:11 AM
Banned because the machine goes bing.
Chapman and Cleese go ping, machine goes bing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 03, 2016, 10:54:54 AM
None shall pass ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 03, 2016, 11:50:28 AM
Off with your arm ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 03, 2016, 11:51:38 AM
Off with your other arm ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 03, 2016, 12:14:46 PM
I'll have your leg ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 03, 2016, 02:17:19 PM
We'll call it a draw ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 03, 2016, 04:35:22 PM
"Ah, running away, eh? Come back you yellow bastard." ban. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on May 03, 2016, 06:36:50 PM
We are the Knights who say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing.You are banned, unless you manage to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest—with a herring!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 03, 2016, 09:59:23 PM
Baned for ignoring the dead parrot.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 03, 2016, 10:03:20 PM
There,  he moved ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 04, 2016, 07:07:55 AM
I would like to have an argument ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 04, 2016, 10:34:02 AM
Argumentative ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 04, 2016, 02:36:57 PM
Agreement ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 04, 2016, 04:30:40 PM
Contradiction ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 04, 2016, 06:17:29 PM
Subtly irritating ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 04, 2016, 07:42:13 PM
Non-subtle ban of irritation and annoyance.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 04, 2016, 09:06:04 PM
Button pushing ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 06, 2016, 06:58:49 PM
Hammer-throwing ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 06, 2016, 10:50:29 PM
Pole vault ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 06, 2016, 10:54:19 PM
Banned because what does that mean? A Pole vault ban?  :eyebrow:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 06, 2016, 11:39:30 PM
Olympic sport ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 06, 2016, 11:47:51 PM
Banned because that doesn't make any sense either.

*Can we go back to regular banning? You know, with reasons for banning. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 07, 2016, 03:15:46 AM
Back in the day ban because you say "back in my day" as if you were of a sagely old age and wisdom.

Magdalena was on the phone with her friend Mildred and said, "Oh back in my day we banned people for a reason, now days these youngsters just banning people for any old reason. An olympic sport ban, what the fuck is that Mildred?"

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 03:29:28 AM
Banned because you just made me feel nervous.
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 07, 2016, 09:37:07 PM
Banned for lack of creativity, which is a capital crime.  Essie said "hammer-throwing" in one context, and I creatively switched the context to "pole vault" which, like hammer-throwing, is an Olympic sport. Just as you can be banned by a hammer hitting you in the head, so you can be banned by a pole vaulter falling on top of you from 18 feet up.  Clever, huh!  But you didn't pick up on it, even though No One clued you into the fact that the theme was Olympic Sports.  Just use your imagination on how particular bans work, and go with the flow.  Aren't you a hippy?  You are supposed to be creative and loosey-goosey.  Banned for life.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 07, 2016, 10:36:34 PM
Long winded ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 07, 2016, 10:37:05 PM
I guess May 7 is ban a hippie for life day-- for lack of creativity and for posting too many gifs!
Go ahead guys, knock yourselves out!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 07, 2016, 11:12:17 PM
Self harm encouragement ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 08, 2016, 12:26:59 AM
Practicing psychology without a license ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 08, 2016, 12:37:26 AM
How do you get to Carnegie Hall ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 08, 2016, 03:02:43 AM
Fuck Carnegie Hall ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 08, 2016, 03:30:18 AM
Don't fuck historic buildings ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 09, 2016, 02:48:30 AM
Banned because my sexual proclivity is my business Jack!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 09, 2016, 03:00:51 PM
Banned for making money off of your sexual proclivity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 09, 2016, 06:47:01 PM
Banned because why shouldn't we all use what we have to improve our economic condition?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 09, 2016, 10:55:42 PM
Banned because if some of us used what we have, to improve our economic condition, some of us would starve to death.  :( 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 09, 2016, 11:00:21 PM
Survival of the fittest ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 10, 2016, 03:30:04 AM
Banned because:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/37/84/99/3784995b0c8dd1c7075bbcbfd21163ed.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 10, 2016, 04:50:17 AM
Banned because Darwin didn't want you to tell that to anyone - can't you see his finger over his lips? Shhhhh!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 10, 2016, 04:59:59 AM
Banned because "The monkey's out of the bottle, man!"  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 10, 2016, 05:04:41 AM
Banned for bottling monkeys.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 10, 2016, 05:57:56 PM
Banned for not capitalizing the word Monkey, guardian85.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 10, 2016, 07:57:51 PM
Banned for not capitalizing the word Guardian85.  It's a proper noun, you know.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 10, 2016, 09:35:45 PM
Banned for apparently not realizing I deliberately didn't capitalize the word guardian85 as part of my Monkey ban. That's what made my ban so darn funny.

Gosh!

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 10, 2016, 09:57:57 PM
Banned for implying you actually have a sense of humor.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 10, 2016, 11:07:42 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F11UTuL-1uTL._AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_.jpg&hash=361fb311d189d9dd1c11b471c9bbf46e9fab2d60) ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on May 11, 2016, 12:54:23 AM
At least without protection ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 11, 2016, 12:55:32 AM
Misconstrued ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 11, 2016, 01:02:21 AM
Banned because that's what this "Banning without a reason type of ban" does, it confuses people, and now you're adding images! :rant1:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 11, 2016, 01:06:24 AM
Angry little animated image ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 11, 2016, 02:39:07 PM
Banned for animated image discrimination.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 11, 2016, 06:30:38 PM
Your kind is not welcome here ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 12, 2016, 02:31:35 AM
Come back ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 12, 2016, 02:54:21 AM
They way things were ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 12, 2016, 03:01:46 AM
The way they shall be ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 12, 2016, 03:04:11 AM
Make it so ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 12, 2016, 03:14:09 AM
It is done ban

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F25.media.tumblr.com%2F7ae4776b55c0630eedb3818048a6db82%2Ftumblr_mm3xmbnE821r5xzspo1_500.gif%23im%2520fucking%2520done%2520gif%2520500x220&hash=c9fc41e4d3e9694c01c776b0088b178830ee27d9)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 12, 2016, 12:15:31 PM
You ain't done until WE say you are done ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 12, 2016, 01:44:08 PM
There is no we, an agglomeration ban for you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 12, 2016, 09:42:43 PM
This little piggy cried "we, we, we" all the way home, and then he banned you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 12, 2016, 10:24:23 PM
Nursery rhyme ban, because it's, "Wee, wee, wee,...all the way home".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 13, 2016, 02:42:41 AM
Not in MY nursery rhyme - banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 13, 2016, 02:55:29 AM
Branding ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 13, 2016, 02:31:38 PM
Brandon ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 13, 2016, 06:19:55 PM
Bardon ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 13, 2016, 08:22:49 PM
Name game ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 13, 2016, 08:46:49 PM
Banana-bana-bobana-ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 13, 2016, 09:09:01 PM
Sdrawkcab nab
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 14, 2016, 01:21:15 AM
BOLD BAN
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 15, 2016, 02:02:47 PM
I ban you because you are perpetuating the myth that bold is beautiful.  Discreet is beautiful, not to be confused with discrete, which is something else altogether.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 15, 2016, 05:28:03 PM
Banned for extreme pedantry.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 15, 2016, 05:43:06 PM
Banned because that is the only recognizable form of pedantry, after all "Who led the pedant's revolt"?








A: Which Tyler.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 16, 2016, 03:48:46 AM
Banned because I am the God Damned Batman.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 16, 2016, 06:24:05 AM
Banned because you are not the God damned Batman.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 16, 2016, 11:40:22 AM
Banned for not revealing who is.  I think you know.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 16, 2016, 03:42:46 PM
Banished forever, because there is no god damned Batman, and for someone who's name is Bruce I'm sure you have been called "Bruce Wayne' more times than you want to remember, so why perpetuate the myth anyway?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 16, 2016, 05:14:26 PM
Banned because perpetuating myths is what people do.  Every word we say is a myth.  Every single day, every game you play, every night you stay, myths are watching you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 16, 2016, 08:11:00 PM
Listen here buster, I must say,  mmmmmmmmmm Kari Byron ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 16, 2016, 09:51:20 PM
Banned because no one, I mean no one puts Baby in the corner.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on May 17, 2016, 01:32:06 AM
Banned for saddle sores.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 17, 2016, 01:54:08 AM
"Ban the bra" ban from the 60's.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 17, 2016, 02:16:33 AM
Far out man, ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 17, 2016, 03:28:45 AM
 Turn on, tune in, drop out ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 17, 2016, 04:09:51 AM
Make ban, not war.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 17, 2016, 04:11:02 AM
Dude.... That's Totally Gnarly, so I'm gonna have to Ban You With A Spoon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on May 17, 2016, 04:40:10 AM
Banned for Valley Girl speak.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 17, 2016, 05:31:44 PM
What's your damage? Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 17, 2016, 11:08:32 PM
Banned because in civil tort law, you have to deal with liability before you even get to the damages question.  So you are banned for failing to defend your client against claims of civil liability.  Banned and disbarred. And held in contempt of court.  And fined $500.00 and sentenced to 3 days in jail.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Firebird on May 18, 2016, 03:07:27 AM
Banned because it's my court!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 18, 2016, 07:14:12 AM
Get out of jail free ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 18, 2016, 08:12:28 AM
Do not pass go ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 18, 2016, 09:13:38 AM
Monopolizing ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 18, 2016, 12:35:51 PM
Board game ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 18, 2016, 02:37:09 PM
Bored game ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 18, 2016, 03:04:42 PM
Word game ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 18, 2016, 05:58:09 PM
All y'all are banned because this is not the 3 WORD STORY--Thread.  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 18, 2016, 06:48:16 PM
It is ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 18, 2016, 08:30:31 PM
Futball monkey ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 18, 2016, 09:13:04 PM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 18, 2016, 10:59:20 PM
Bread and circus ban. Not much bread, too much circus.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 18, 2016, 11:35:46 PM
Send in the clowns ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 19, 2016, 12:47:19 AM
Tiny car riding up to a stop with 600 clowns getting out, one by one ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 19, 2016, 02:05:54 AM
Banned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 19, 2016, 02:32:29 AM
Because I don't have a clue as to what you are referring to I'm enacting a rare "What The Fuck Ban".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 19, 2016, 02:40:13 AM
Not quite as rare as you might think ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 19, 2016, 03:08:46 AM
I see what you did there ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 19, 2016, 03:37:44 AM
Quote
Banned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
You don't have a clue as to what I'm referring to? Really? No one does! And I don't mean...
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 19, 2016, 03:39:20 AM
Quote
Banned because no one is a clown, here. And I don't mean.......(nevermind, you know what I mean.) :eyeroll:
Banned.
You don't have a clue as to what I'm referring to? Really? No one does! And I don't mean...
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 19, 2016, 05:54:22 AM
Clueless ban.  Mean it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 19, 2016, 06:45:05 AM
Wait. Are you saying that you're clueless, or that I'm clueless?
I'm gonna have to ban you for the confusion.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 19, 2016, 08:21:12 AM
Banned for intolerance of confusion.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 19, 2016, 02:24:09 PM
Banned for banning for intolerance of confusion.
We confused never wanted banning on our account.
Oh ye there was Dazed Dave, he was sort of for it.
Why am doing this? I probably shouldn't have replied.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 19, 2016, 04:09:45 PM
Totally out of control ban.  You started this. It's your child.  Only you can get it under control.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 19, 2016, 04:33:33 PM
Banned  I don't want it under control.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 19, 2016, 08:56:36 PM
Chaotic ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 20, 2016, 03:17:19 AM
Wrong answer ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 20, 2016, 03:40:43 AM
The answer is always right ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 20, 2016, 04:42:08 AM
Banned because your banning stamina is very impressive.   
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 20, 2016, 06:29:49 AM
Porn stache ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 20, 2016, 06:46:40 AM
Banned for making me Google, "Porn stache"...Ew!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 20, 2016, 06:52:51 AM
Banned for being dumber than I thought you were!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 20, 2016, 07:05:45 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fm104.ie%2Fgetmedia%2F99a3c21d-1e60-4cfa-b7fb-de0b861c6819%2Fdrunk-cindeella.gif&hash=b52a1b1cdcd951811550c36a74b5d4d61574b7e7)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 20, 2016, 07:29:20 AM
Cinderella in technicolor? Well that's definitely a ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 20, 2016, 06:53:21 PM
I've come to the conclusion that bans do not exist.  I mean, they have no effect on anything.  Banned people continue with their despicable behaviors.  It's even less efficacious than capital punishment or criticizing Donald Trump.  It just doesn't work!  So I'm banning the practice.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 20, 2016, 07:35:58 PM
You cannot ban what I have banned you from doing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 20, 2016, 08:00:22 PM
A ban of bans ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 20, 2016, 10:13:16 PM
Banana band bandana ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 20, 2016, 10:26:14 PM
Alliteration ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 21, 2016, 01:33:28 AM
Helplessly hoping her harlequin hovers ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 21, 2016, 06:51:49 AM
Alliteration ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 21, 2016, 07:41:04 PM
What,  is there an echo in here? Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on May 21, 2016, 10:54:28 PM
Banned! Banned! Banned!Banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 22, 2016, 03:58:48 AM
Echo and the Bunnymen, "Lips Like Sugar" ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 23, 2016, 08:09:08 AM
Silence is golden ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 23, 2016, 02:03:39 PM
Hey you ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 23, 2016, 03:29:27 PM
You talk'n to me? ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 23, 2016, 04:19:29 PM
Travis Bickle ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 26, 2016, 02:07:54 PM
Banned  for sacrilegious stalling of the most holy Ban Thread with your obscure Travis Bickle reference, and forcing me resort to unholy Google.

Quote
Travis Bickle is a fictional character and the protagonist of the 1976 film Taxi Driver, portrayed by Robert De Niro, who received an Oscar nomination for his portrayal of the character.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on June 01, 2016, 06:13:18 PM
Banned for not mentioning Christopher Lloyd as a Taxi driver.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 02, 2016, 03:05:44 PM
Banned for putting one of those black rectangles with the triangle in the middle in the ban thread.

May god have mercy on your soul.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on June 02, 2016, 03:16:56 PM
Wrongness embraced ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on June 03, 2016, 05:16:19 PM
Banned for not being sure about that kool-aid
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 03, 2016, 11:16:44 PM
Banned for smiling, as though there were anything to smile about.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 21, 2016, 03:23:54 PM
Banned
Of course there's things to smile about.
It's all about medicinal purposes
People who smile less die sooner.
Unless they have dogs.
But their dogs die sooner
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on June 21, 2016, 03:50:23 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FBxvQPxa.gif&hash=6f7bffb7be1e0e0ef66d9e6d2783d4e378d96a57)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 21, 2016, 04:06:40 PM
Banned, I can't see it,
it's a gif isn't it?
i.imgur.com/BxvQPxa.gif
I bet it's brilliant.
Describe it to me.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ali on June 21, 2016, 04:35:36 PM
Banned because I am anxious to see what your next HAF incarnation will be.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 21, 2016, 04:53:15 PM
Banned for making even less sense than a Davin .gif post.
As if my transformation would be presomthingorothered by an expression of anxiety.
I'll most likely be Bad Penny III, I've left myself a lot of room for expansion.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FCWx0T4j.png&hash=223377c7066270fb9aa0b6d67b89c3e836300c77)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 21, 2016, 05:41:42 PM
Banned for not factoring inflation into the equation.  At some point, you would become Bad Nickel, or whatever you have down under.  By going to Bad Penny III you are simply artificially supporting a declining economic system.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on June 21, 2016, 05:44:15 PM
Financial advisory ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ali on June 21, 2016, 07:12:06 PM
Banned for not following the established "banned for" format.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Recusant on June 21, 2016, 07:16:15 PM
Banned for not factoring inflation into the equation.  At some point, you would become Bad Nickel, or whatever you have down under.  By going to Bad Penny III you are simply artificially supporting a declining economic system.

Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article (http://www.smh.com.au/business/the-economy/why-do-we-still-have-5-cent-pieces-and-what-can-you-do-with-them-20151109-gkua1w.html) may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?

Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.coincommunity.com%2Fforum%2Fuploaded%2Fchuckster%2520125%2F2010223_2007Australian5centpic2.JPG&hash=ed1a6ca0a153167fd04e1a7d044716684088716a)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 21, 2016, 09:49:55 PM
Given the complex foregoing circumstances, a double ban is proper.  Ali is banned for not spelling out the "banned for" format to my subjective satisfaction.  Recusant is banned because the part of the echidna's nose that is below the top bar of the "5" is really creepy looking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on June 21, 2016, 09:51:57 PM
Easily creeped out ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on July 07, 2016, 04:36:20 AM
Epic Revival Comeback Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 07, 2016, 03:54:09 PM
Zombie thread ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 07, 2016, 04:22:03 PM
A zombie will not be denied ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on July 07, 2016, 04:38:22 PM
Headshot says it will.  :zombie:                                                                                                 (https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileysnetwork.com%2Farmes%2Farmes66.gif&hash=e0ff35a5ce897e8062ccd0ecf48b8b00ebcc780d)

Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on July 10, 2016, 05:37:05 AM
I'm not sure what to ban you for, but I'm sure there is something you did that is worthy of ban.  :grrr:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 10, 2016, 06:26:32 AM
Banned to up my post count.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on July 10, 2016, 08:32:08 AM
Banned for being cynical and selfish
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Velma on July 11, 2016, 02:07:35 AM
Banned for not seeing the beauty of occasionally being cynical and selfish.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 11, 2016, 05:05:21 AM
Banned for lightening continuously striking in the same place.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 16, 2016, 04:52:06 PM
Banned for your cynical attitude towards the benevolent ruler of Turkey who'd rather be retired writing poems and collecting shells and stones to please his granddaughter.
He is sacrificing himself for his nations need.
You should be banned and impaled, you and your ilk.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on July 16, 2016, 05:01:59 PM
Banned for talking cod's wallop about a demonstrable proto-despot.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 16, 2016, 05:26:58 PM
Banned for using the word "demonstrable" without actually demonstrating anything.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 16, 2016, 11:07:37 PM
Banned for not taking him to task for "cod's wallop" as we Texans don't know what the hell that means.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on July 17, 2016, 07:00:01 AM
Banned for not knowing that "cod's wallop" is a genteel English way of saying "bull shit".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on July 17, 2016, 09:17:51 AM
Banned for being gentle.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on July 17, 2016, 10:54:19 AM
Banned for not  checking the subtle difference between "genteel" and "gentle"!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 17, 2016, 08:49:09 PM
Banned for being a genteel, gentle Gentile.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on July 17, 2016, 09:03:08 PM
Banned for making assumptions (even if some are true!)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 21, 2016, 10:55:36 AM
Banned, making assumptions has been necessary since god cut the human lifespan from 1000ish.


Quote
= Recusant)
Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?

Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.
 

Just shrapnel, not silver shrapnel, nor clunky monotreme or shrapnelian.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on July 30, 2016, 05:51:03 AM
Banned, making assumptions has been necessary since god cut the human lifespan from 1000ish.


Quote
= Recusant)
Yeah, I'll get banned for this, but your post made me curious about what the splendid inhabitants of Oz call their five cent coins. This article may answer that question, but I wonder whether it's just the author indulging her euphemistic tendencies. Do Australians actually call them "silver shrapnel," "clunky silver echidnas," and "clunky shrapnel"?

Whatever, I think the echidna makes for a rather handsome reverse side.
 

Just shrapnel, not silver shrapnel, nor clunky monotreme or shrapnelian.
OK
I don't know what y'all talking about.


But I will ban you just so that I can lure No one, here, right now. I'll be a "sitting duck."

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi281.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fkk218%2FArchammer_ds%2FCome-At-Me-Bro-khal-drogo-23525547-500-282.gif&hash=a65716d6f9d4a24551021b9b918628c84bcb5522)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 02, 2016, 07:34:47 PM
Inciting violence ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 02, 2016, 07:38:13 PM
Yes! Yes! Yes!
 :frolic:

Violence is the answer!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 02, 2016, 08:23:34 PM
Banned for sounding like Sally in the delicatessen scene.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 02, 2016, 08:46:37 PM
Banned for not informing us who this Sally is and where the deli scene hapened.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 02, 2016, 08:52:30 PM
Banned for not informing us who this Sally is and where the deli scene hapened.

Banned for forcing me to say 'fake orgasm' from the film 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 02, 2016, 11:10:35 PM
I'll have what she's having ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on August 02, 2016, 11:42:12 PM
Sorry we are out of that ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 04:42:06 AM
Running out of bans ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 03, 2016, 05:28:59 AM
You guys want to know how I convinced No one to come back?  :grin:
Spoiler: ShowHide
You're next, Crow, you're next.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 06:11:51 AM
Gratuitous gloating ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 06:23:31 AM
Pfft ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 06:26:21 AM
Raspberry ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 06:27:27 AM
Kiwi ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 06:35:15 AM
Orange you glad i gave you this ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 06:37:03 AM
Banananananananana ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 06:41:14 AM
Sorry to you and your significant other canteloupe ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on August 03, 2016, 06:58:02 AM
Watermelon doin ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 03, 2016, 07:50:18 AM
Nuts to all that ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 08:10:13 AM
You're crackers ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 03, 2016, 08:38:31 AM
Too cheesy ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 12:52:56 PM
Chutney ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on August 03, 2016, 12:57:15 PM
The Asmo baneth the opposition to His Divine Plan for de-ISISifying the planet.  >:(

And dare ye not ban Him for advocating war crimes! HE is not a presidential candidate!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 03, 2016, 12:58:44 PM
Overweening bullshit ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on August 03, 2016, 01:09:17 PM
Banethd for His own Godliness... Yeah. That works.  >:(

Banned for not working with His ever-so-dry-yet-witty remark about presidential candidates and the advocating of war crimes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 02:05:34 PM
Crimes of war and silver tongued well dressed snakes all lumped together ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Asmodean on August 03, 2016, 02:16:48 PM
Banned for lumping the unlumpable.  >:( The Asmo REFUSES to let well-dressed reptilians into His fold.  >:( Only the raggy ones. Not the well-dressed ones.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 03, 2016, 06:42:24 PM
Cold hearted snake ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 03, 2016, 06:48:50 PM
 Cold  bloodied ban ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 03, 2016, 07:25:59 PM
Warm friendly ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on August 03, 2016, 07:29:26 PM
Don't give a shit ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 03, 2016, 07:41:18 PM
Banned because I chuckled a little.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 03, 2016, 07:49:14 PM
Banned because knowing you chuckled a little made me chuckled a lot. It is good to see so much banning going on again.  ;D

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 03, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
Banned for resurrection the ban thread again.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 03, 2016, 08:43:13 PM
Banned for typing "resurrection" instead of "resurrecting"

Banning myself for being a bloody pedant! (Before anyone else gets the pleasure :yum:)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 04, 2016, 12:12:36 AM
Self pleasuring ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 04, 2016, 06:06:26 AM
Banned because No one is Out of the Religious Closet.  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 04, 2016, 04:14:10 PM
Banned for practicing you know what without a license.  I've reported you to the U.S. Department of Licensing Stuff and you will hear from them very soon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 04, 2016, 05:47:44 PM
Banned for still being upset about your "little newt problem."  :smileshake:
Tell me, do you use your tail to hit the spacebar when you post?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 04, 2016, 07:03:05 PM
Breaking confidentiality ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 04, 2016, 07:25:04 PM
Spoilsport ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 05, 2016, 12:27:56 AM
Welcome to the ban hotline. Press any number to speak to a ban specialist. Please enjoy this ban while we connect you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 05, 2016, 04:39:11 AM
Bloody-auto-answer-give-me-a-real-person-this-call-is-costing-me-money-and-the-muzak-is-crap-anyway ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 05, 2016, 05:36:44 AM
Did you say call mommy? Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 05, 2016, 02:43:48 PM
Frozen halibut ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 05, 2016, 03:10:14 PM
Something's fishy about that ban ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 05, 2016, 11:08:41 PM
Why the fish? Giraffes are much nicer. Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 06, 2016, 12:00:16 AM
What a pain in the neck ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 06, 2016, 02:11:21 AM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 06, 2016, 02:52:48 AM
Safairs I can say,  that's a puntastic ban,  ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on August 06, 2016, 06:04:02 PM
No one is banned for no reason. :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on August 06, 2016, 06:18:49 PM
Banned for schadenfreude; grinning at the thought of others being banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 06, 2016, 06:25:15 PM
What a foul thing to say!  Enjoy your precious tomorrow ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on August 07, 2016, 05:53:09 AM
Other people's problems make me feel so good by banning you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 07, 2016, 07:06:57 AM
Sadistic ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 07, 2016, 02:14:37 PM
On down dears. Kindly ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 08, 2016, 12:06:05 PM
Oh dear bambi.  This ban is a song that never ends.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on August 08, 2016, 06:26:15 PM
Who killed Bambi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHOA_XtENW8) ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 08, 2016, 10:47:25 PM
That's a filthy ban. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 09, 2016, 04:55:11 PM
Banned for killing your phone.




***Just fishing:  :hooked:   (Ecurb Noselrub)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 10, 2016, 12:31:29 PM
Banned for wearing white after Labor Day.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 10, 2016, 03:27:07 PM
Banned for being away for more than a month.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 10, 2016, 05:57:28 PM
Toms 1-61 called, said you've never been too original. Oh and you're banned. Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 11, 2016, 01:39:03 AM
Banned for wearing white after Labor Day.

 :frolic:

I knew he would come!
Ecurb Noselrub finds banning irresistible!
It's like this for him:  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 11, 2016, 08:51:21 PM
Out of order ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 11, 2016, 11:35:42 PM
Overruled!  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 12, 2016, 02:41:28 AM
Inadmissible ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on September 12, 2016, 04:57:10 AM
Banned for speaking Legalese.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 12, 2016, 11:04:36 PM
Press 1 for English ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on September 13, 2016, 05:05:00 PM
Drücken Sie vier für das deutsche Verbot.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 13, 2016, 07:24:28 PM
Banned for not speaking American.

 :secrets1: A customer reported me at work many years ago for saying, "Que paso?" to a co-worker.  :shifty:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 14, 2016, 01:50:05 AM
Banned for not knowing the answer to "Que paso?"  The answer is "El Paso."

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Night time would find me in Rosa's Cantina
The music would play and Felina would whirl
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 14, 2016, 09:27:29 PM
A Texas sized ban, for the Spanish you don't understand.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on September 14, 2016, 10:04:06 PM
An Alaska-sized ban because of the polarizing weather and Alaska is the biggest state. Double-Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 14, 2016, 10:08:52 PM
Just to let Juneau, double bans have been banned for years for over exceeding ban limits. You receive a flagrant foul ban. The league will decide on a monetary punishment.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 15, 2016, 09:34:42 PM
With reference to your previous ban of me for not understanding Spanish, banned for excessive literalism and failure to appreciate poetic license.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 15, 2016, 10:04:26 PM
That license has been suspended ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 16, 2016, 01:51:38 AM
Banned! Both of you!
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 16, 2016, 07:11:20 PM
Banned because "a lot of people are talking about some strange things going on with you - I sent investigators to look into it and they are completely shocked at what they are finding - they absolutely cannot believe it - I really question whether you have the stamina to continue" (the foregoing is hereby known as "the Trump ban"). 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 16, 2016, 07:27:49 PM
Banned.
You, your polyester-wearing-investigators, and El Trumpas are not shocked, you're all just jealous! Oh, and the call that you made to the Adult Protective Services accomplished nothing either.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 17, 2016, 12:56:14 PM
Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum, ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 17, 2016, 06:03:47 PM
Omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 17, 2016, 07:01:50 PM
Banned.
Don't be talking trash about The Latina.   >:(

 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 19, 2016, 12:12:56 AM
Banned for trying to make yourself inaccessible to the Trumpista Inquisadores.  They will discover the truth, so fast it will make you head spin, and Mexico will pay for it, and a stoned Doctor will find that their health is astonishingly excellent, and they will not release their tax returns.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on September 19, 2016, 07:21:40 AM
There was never a choice ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 19, 2016, 12:35:31 PM
Except when I choose ban you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 21, 2016, 12:18:16 AM
Banned for arbitrary capriciousness.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 21, 2016, 09:21:25 PM
Banned.
The arbitrary capriciousness syndrome... wouldn't you suffer from it as well if your banning hammer was as big as Tank's?  :eyebrow:

...I would.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 22, 2016, 03:58:56 AM
ACS awareness spokesperson you will never be ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on September 22, 2016, 06:28:00 AM
I have the biggest hammer ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 23, 2016, 02:29:23 AM
Banned.
That's debatable.












One time I said Tank probably had nice hidden assets. Asmo said Tank might have nice hidden assets, but he had the firmest. Now you claim to have the biggest hammer....prove it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 23, 2016, 04:31:31 AM
Talk like that will get you nailed ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 23, 2016, 04:46:10 AM
Banned.
Only in your realm.  :eyeroll:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 23, 2016, 01:09:39 PM
Enough of this "mine is bigger than yours" talk.  Mine is bigger, and you are banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on September 23, 2016, 02:54:28 PM
March of the ban hammers, ban.
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 23, 2016, 04:37:53 PM
Waiting for the worms ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 24, 2016, 08:59:13 PM
Early bird got 'em first ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 25, 2016, 03:07:12 AM
Banned.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fc/da/8a/fcda8a62305451b2ceeb53c31e3c3034.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 25, 2016, 08:43:56 PM
First you are a hippie, then you are a butterfly, then you are a witch, then you are a bird. What next? A flying wombat? Banned for having a perpetual identity crisis.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on September 25, 2016, 08:47:48 PM
Banned for disparaging another's right to be what they wanted to be when they want to be it!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 26, 2016, 01:43:44 AM
Banned for having the qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak.  :tellmemore:






:secrets1: If the butterfly just banned you, you're welcome to come to the realm where you'll find: A hippie, a witch, a bird, and a flying wombat.  ;)  :grin:



Ecurb Noselrub, you're not invited.  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 26, 2016, 04:48:20 AM
Banned because you DID invite me ... back.   I am your fault.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 26, 2016, 05:02:46 AM
Banned...sorry...we can't talk to you right now, we're all busy...the butterfly was banned, the hippie is dancing, the witch is working on a potion, the bird is eating a worm and the flying wombat is doing...whatever it is that a flying wombat does. Please leave a message and the atheist will get back to you as soon as she's done talking with the Christian.
Thank you.  :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on September 26, 2016, 07:19:39 AM
Banned for making me laugh whilst I am still in bed and trying to juggle a mug of coffee and a tablet!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 26, 2016, 05:54:44 PM
Banned because juggling in bed can lead to ball droppage.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on September 27, 2016, 05:26:09 AM
Banned for dropping balls
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on September 27, 2016, 03:04:52 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 27, 2016, 08:00:18 PM
Banned.
Davin...
(https://uccinternational.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/ol40nq8.gif)
...That's a mighty huge hammer you've got there!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on September 27, 2016, 09:37:41 PM
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Banned for hammer envy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on September 27, 2016, 10:25:39 PM
Um...No. Banned.
...I'm not really into carpentry that much.  :-\
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 07, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
I saw you were bored by the previous ban, one might even say it's an axe to grind ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 19, 2016, 12:29:37 AM
Banned for killing this thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 19, 2016, 12:46:17 AM
Second coming ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 19, 2016, 01:00:28 AM
Second ban coming.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 19, 2016, 01:02:11 AM
Coming second ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 19, 2016, 01:14:44 AM
Ban coming this second!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 20, 2016, 11:57:31 AM
Ban came a second ago.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 20, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
This ban's for you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 25, 2016, 02:30:36 AM
Banned for inappropriate Christmas Eve celebrations.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on December 25, 2016, 03:31:33 AM
Banned for inappropriate Christmas Eve celebrations.

Banned for drinking too much egg nog.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 25, 2016, 05:21:00 AM
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on December 25, 2016, 05:37:24 AM
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.

Banned for getting drunk on rompope.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 25, 2016, 05:55:47 AM
Banned because there are some nights when there just isn't enough egg nog in the world.

Banned for getting drunk on rompope.

Bruno!  :hug:
:frolic:

You know what!?
Right now, with rompope, or without rompope, I give you permission to ban me for as long as you think it's necessary.

 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 25, 2016, 05:58:11 AM
Masochistic ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on December 25, 2016, 06:07:07 AM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.playbuzz.com%2Fcdn%2Ff9f0c39e-b00e-4e07-ab45-2d5e1584a374%2F3d34e403-b4c9-45bd-8c93-91efec18a2a8.gif&hash=f9d3a5d11403b638c88fbbee2f3c99c4ca15d04c)
Merry Christmas to you too.

...Oh, and...

Banned because...

Like my future presidents says...."Wrong!"  >:(

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 25, 2016, 06:13:13 AM
Trumped ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on December 25, 2016, 06:35:17 AM
You activated my Trump card, it means you're banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 25, 2016, 06:58:41 AM
Transylvania 6-5000 ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 25, 2016, 02:51:38 PM
Banned! *maniacal laughter*  :badger:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 27, 2016, 07:38:38 PM
Banned for releasing the maniacle badger.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on December 28, 2016, 06:51:29 AM
Banned for the coming ground hog.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 04, 2017, 04:03:29 PM
Banned in the name of Bill Murray.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 04, 2017, 04:32:35 PM
Being the man who knew too little ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 04, 2017, 05:43:58 PM
Banned for using a good movie to ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 04, 2017, 07:03:17 PM
Siskel and Ebert ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 04, 2017, 07:29:30 PM
Banned for referencing things I know nothing about and can't be arsed to Google.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 04, 2017, 07:39:32 PM
Banned for using the word "Arsed" as well as using the word google as a verb. Triple ban actually, because if you are going to use the word google as a verb you don't need to capitalize it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 04, 2017, 08:18:26 PM
Golden Monkey Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 04, 2017, 10:01:40 PM
banning this monkey business.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on January 05, 2017, 04:49:28 AM
Not evolved from a monkey ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 05, 2017, 06:26:11 AM
Ban. Of course we evolved from monkeys.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 05, 2017, 10:45:41 AM
Speak for yourself ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 05, 2017, 12:54:53 PM
Apathy speaks for all of us, banned for insubordination.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 05, 2017, 01:06:48 PM
Banned 'cos we evolved alongside monkeys, from a common ancestor and not from the monkeys themselves!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 05, 2017, 01:10:41 PM
Banned, because how come they is still monkeys like me around, huh?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 05, 2017, 01:54:02 PM
Banned 'cos your existence does not refute my contention that you evolved alongside us humans.

[But glad to have you alongside, Bruno, you speak more sense than some humans I know!]
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on January 05, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Banned for brown-nosing the monkey.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 05, 2017, 10:23:23 PM
Banned obviously, since brown-nosing a monkey is obviously a smart thang' to do, especially this monkey.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 06, 2017, 03:28:33 AM
Too much information ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on January 06, 2017, 05:24:06 AM
Input, I need input ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 06, 2017, 01:24:28 PM
Johnny 5 ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 06, 2017, 02:32:48 PM
Short circuit ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on January 06, 2017, 05:46:43 PM
Fucking great explosion ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 06, 2017, 05:59:55 PM
Gratuitous expletive ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 09, 2017, 02:18:36 PM
Gracious expletive ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 09, 2017, 02:23:42 PM
Expletive-deleted ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 11, 2017, 01:17:11 AM

!nab sdrawkcab gnikcuF
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 11, 2017, 01:29:20 AM
Monkey see, monkey do ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 11, 2017, 06:38:29 AM
Year of the Monkey is ending, prepare for the Year of the Rooster.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 11, 2017, 01:26:06 PM
¡uɐq uʍop ǝpᴉsd∩
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 11, 2017, 01:28:47 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 11, 2017, 01:40:00 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 11, 2017, 02:04:16 PM
YouTube Ban.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 11, 2017, 04:20:52 PM
Bad bandana band banana ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 11, 2017, 04:44:39 PM
Banner ban.

(Get out of that one  :grin:)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 11, 2017, 05:56:11 PM
Banderilleros banishing bankrupted bandleaders ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 11, 2017, 08:29:02 PM
Banana bana fo fana fi fie fo fana ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 12, 2017, 01:45:36 AM
Banned because...what? :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 12, 2017, 02:20:39 AM
Confusion ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 12, 2017, 02:37:55 AM
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANNNNDDDD!!!!! ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 12, 2017, 02:24:43 PM
Super Saiyan ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 28, 2017, 12:01:01 AM
Fucking banned then.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 28, 2017, 06:03:29 PM
Banned to the other side of the wall.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 28, 2017, 07:14:50 PM
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 29, 2017, 12:12:04 AM
I have seen the writing on the wall ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 29, 2017, 02:47:34 AM
Putting up walls ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 29, 2017, 04:26:22 AM
Walls are raised against honest men ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 29, 2017, 08:52:36 AM
Also against dishonest men ban.

(Other genders and sexualities are available.)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on January 29, 2017, 10:15:53 PM
Banning the Trump Wall
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on January 29, 2017, 10:19:31 PM
Banning Trump, who must fall
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on January 30, 2017, 05:51:18 PM
Impeachment Ban damn't!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on January 30, 2017, 06:06:30 PM
Peach ban (thry give me tummy ache :( )
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on January 30, 2017, 07:27:27 PM
Impish mint ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on January 30, 2017, 09:07:56 PM
Bats in the Belfry ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 03, 2017, 01:02:06 PM
Meatloaf was overrated ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on February 03, 2017, 02:22:22 PM
Underrated ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on February 03, 2017, 06:11:49 PM
Appropriately rated ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 03, 2017, 06:20:01 PM
Misappropriation ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on February 03, 2017, 07:13:09 PM
R rated Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on February 03, 2017, 09:28:44 PM
X-Rated ban,...so drop yer' shorts sonny! :o
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on February 03, 2017, 10:13:25 PM
X-Rated ban,...so drop yer' shorts sonny! :o

Rated PG ban, this is a family show.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on February 04, 2017, 11:50:27 AM
Really! Kids! Ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on February 04, 2017, 02:10:55 PM
Saying the darndest thing ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 27, 2017, 03:34:26 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-5pc-z9GQ4ck%2FUEyuqjqB60I%2FAAAAAAAACxU%2Ff0dK5Tl8a5s%2Fs1600%2Fsamuel-l-jackson-banned.gif&hash=e62436e83a55fa2e74d77b4fa47f07c0f757c970)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 27, 2017, 05:56:42 PM
Banned for ruining that poor little girl's tea party.  She may never get over that, poor dear.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on April 28, 2017, 02:08:15 AM
Banned for ruining that poor little girl's tea party.  She may never get over that, poor dear.

Banned for not seeing it from Samuel L. Jackson point of view, as it is Honey Boo Boo we're talking about here.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 28, 2017, 06:43:30 PM
Banned, because Honey Boo Boo has feelings, too.  Honey Boo Boo lives matter.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 29, 2017, 12:17:59 AM
Banned because a dyslexic might read 'Boo Boo' as something else.

'Honey Boo Boo'. :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 30, 2017, 12:10:01 AM
Banned for saying inappropriately suggestive words in front of Honey Boo Boo, a mere little girl.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 30, 2017, 12:49:49 AM
Obsessed fan is obsessed ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 30, 2017, 11:07:58 AM
Banned for misinterpretation.  I'm not obsessed - I'm a warrior for the little Honey Boo Boos of the world.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on April 30, 2017, 05:08:14 PM
Banned for not sounding fancy enough in your documentart.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on April 30, 2017, 05:49:30 PM
Banned for a typo.

(OK, so I'm a friggin hipocrite! :) )
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 30, 2017, 06:05:44 PM
Type O negative ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 01, 2017, 06:53:32 AM
Banned for being A NEGATIVE person.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 01, 2017, 08:11:59 AM
Banned for being a positive charge
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on May 01, 2017, 08:36:04 AM
Banned for being a polaritist.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Arturo on May 01, 2017, 10:58:18 AM
Banned for melting the polar ice caps
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 02, 2017, 03:44:13 PM
Banned for not also banning the melting of polar ice hats, polar ice Fedoras, polar ice toboggans (what some Southerners call warm winter caps), and polar ice hoodies.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on May 02, 2017, 04:05:47 PM
Banned for believing the Global Head Ware Warming Hoax
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 03, 2017, 02:26:28 AM
Banned for spreading "Fake News".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 03, 2017, 02:47:29 AM
Banned because "fake news" is old news.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 03, 2017, 03:42:55 AM
Gary Gnu ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 08, 2017, 12:34:55 AM
Great Space Coaster ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 08, 2017, 01:24:23 AM
Banned until further notice.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 08, 2017, 04:01:44 PM
Banned until you finish writing your paper.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on May 08, 2017, 05:03:18 PM
Spoilsport ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on May 09, 2017, 03:44:40 PM
Sexy gif ban!

(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fi9i6av1.gif&hash=d37daed6a9e3d1b1bcf5cb1c13ad4bbd82218e94)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 07, 2017, 03:34:56 PM
Appalled by the notion ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on October 12, 2017, 03:25:00 PM
Lock it up ban
(https://media.giphy.com/media/RAlg7YUCFyTPa/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 12, 2017, 04:10:24 PM
Amnesty Ban...you're free now my friend!

(https://i.imgur.com/lxzi1re.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 04:22:32 PM
You are band this thread will not be ended with a fucking gif, or gifs.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 12, 2017, 04:37:52 PM
You are band this thread will not be ended with a fucking gif, or gifs.


(https://i.imgur.com/ec3v1k2.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 04:47:48 PM
Banned, I don't get it, this is a word thread.
Can you explain to me what you meant by that gif.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 05:03:45 PM
Banned, you should be sensing antipathy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 05:05:28 PM
Banned, but only because convention demands.
Thank you for that, I hadn't realised.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on October 12, 2017, 05:11:08 PM
Banned because I can't follow your train of thought!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2017, 05:36:56 PM
Banned for the purpose of elucidation, Bruno doesn't like me.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2017, 06:41:17 PM
Banned for being a bad penny.  :sad sigh:
Quote
Noun. bad penny (plural bad pennies) Used other than a figurative or idiomatic meaning: see bad,‎ penny: A counterfeit or damaged penny. (idiomatic) A person or thing which is unpleasant, disreputable, or otherwise unwanted, especially one which repeatedly appears at inopportune times.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 13, 2017, 05:45:08 PM
Banned, because it's Friday the 13th, and something bad HAS to happen.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on October 13, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
Banned for being superstitious.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on October 13, 2017, 07:10:47 PM
Banned for not liking this classic.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 13, 2017, 07:13:49 PM
Banned because that songs goes well with your avatar!  :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 13, 2017, 07:29:18 PM
Banning you for no other reason than it gave me a reason to post this ridiculous gif in this thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/UV9GvTY.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on October 13, 2017, 08:20:47 PM
Banning you for no other reason than it gave me a reason to post this ridiculous gif in this thread.

(https://i.imgur.com/UV9GvTY.gif)
[ That reminds of, "How do you keep Mick Jagger in one place? Tell him to pucker up his lips then stick him to a window,"]
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 13, 2017, 09:56:41 PM
That doesn't seem to be a ban, ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 15, 2017, 02:37:19 AM
Banned for doubting Dave’s power to ban by simply writing something.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: NoHandlebarsAttached on October 18, 2017, 08:25:43 AM
Banned for over-activity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: OldGit on October 18, 2017, 09:51:55 AM
Banned for all sorts of dark things.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 18, 2017, 03:49:12 PM
Banned for all sorts of light things.


(https://i.imgur.com/OLVt5z1.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 18, 2017, 04:34:01 PM
Stuck in the middle with you ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 18, 2017, 04:47:00 PM
Stealers Wheel Ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dave on October 18, 2017, 04:57:52 PM
Who ban?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on October 18, 2017, 05:08:02 PM
No, not "The Who", it's "Stealers Wheel"...wrong Rock Group Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 18, 2017, 06:00:54 PM
Banned for your pumpkin shish-kabob.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 18, 2017, 06:18:13 PM
Squash that ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on October 22, 2017, 08:41:30 PM
Squashing bans just isn’t cricket Old Thing. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 27, 2018, 12:27:29 PM
Cricket just isn't cricket, not  any more.
Banned for reminding me it once was.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 27, 2018, 01:04:05 PM
Banned for mentioning cricket!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on December 27, 2018, 05:43:55 PM
Banned for changing your name so many times and confusing me
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 27, 2018, 07:39:29 PM
Banned for being easily confused.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 27, 2018, 08:23:00 PM
Banned, because I can! :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on December 27, 2018, 09:29:26 PM
Banned for abusing mod powers  :palpatine:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 28, 2018, 01:08:23 AM
Banned for indiscriminate use of lightning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on December 28, 2018, 02:50:07 AM
Banned for siliness.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on December 28, 2018, 03:07:53 AM
Banned for excessive seriousness...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 28, 2018, 03:59:02 AM
Banned for being a bluenose.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on December 28, 2018, 05:06:55 AM
Banned for being a flash in the pan
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 28, 2018, 07:35:39 AM
Banned for a total inability to shut up.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on December 28, 2018, 10:57:07 AM
Banned for total inability to listen.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 28, 2018, 04:00:56 PM
Banned because uncle Bert is no longer your friend.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on December 28, 2018, 06:08:46 PM
Banned for bringing uncle Bert into this.  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 28, 2018, 06:09:54 PM
Continuing the trend ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 28, 2018, 06:21:28 PM
Continuing the trend ban.
Banning isn't trendy, it's necessary.
You're banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 28, 2018, 06:49:57 PM
Necessity ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 29, 2018, 01:18:56 AM
Unnecessarily banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on December 29, 2018, 10:54:39 AM
Flippantly banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 30, 2018, 02:14:40 AM
Capriciously banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2018, 05:06:57 AM
Capaciously banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 30, 2018, 06:40:35 AM
Fancy words ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 30, 2018, 11:58:59 AM
Fancy pants ban(for not putting them on and embracing the cultural milieu).

(https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vp48n9YH8KJjSspdq6ARgVXaW/2018-New-Party-Halloween-Costume-Hansel-Small-Leather-Oktoberfest-Germany-Bavarian-Beer-Costume-PS020.jpg_640x640.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on December 30, 2018, 04:34:51 PM
Cultural appropriation ban ;)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 30, 2018, 04:39:24 PM
Politically correct ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2018, 04:44:02 PM
Politics in the wrong thread ban. :haironfire:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on December 30, 2018, 04:46:21 PM
Missing ye point ban.  :P
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on December 30, 2018, 05:10:50 PM
Banned for excessive inaccuracy .
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 30, 2018, 06:49:19 PM
Banned for pointing out the obvious.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 30, 2018, 10:13:48 PM
Oblivious in Durango airport ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2018, 12:15:23 AM
Glad you're not the pilot ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on December 31, 2018, 01:02:23 AM
Banned for thinking airline pilots aren't as lit as a runway at night whenever they take off.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2018, 02:43:23 PM
 :lol: Banned for making me flush my nose with coffee.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on December 31, 2018, 04:24:11 PM
Banned for getting nose coffee everywhere
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2018, 06:35:42 PM
Banned for mocking my wet nose hairs.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on December 31, 2018, 08:35:33 PM
Banned for not trimming you nose hairs often enough.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 31, 2018, 09:05:34 PM
:lol: Banned for looking up my nose for hairs.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on January 01, 2019, 01:16:43 AM
Banned for thinking that I can see well enough to make out hairs of any sort. It's really rather frightening that I drive at night.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 01, 2019, 11:10:42 AM
banned for driving at night
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 01, 2019, 02:58:12 PM
Banned for not playing this tune-

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on January 02, 2019, 01:06:07 PM
Banned for banning for not playing that monotonous excuse for a tune.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 02, 2019, 04:01:12 PM
Monotonous!? Banned for being a non-Satriani-worshipping poltroon!  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 02, 2019, 06:12:53 PM
New Years Resolution Ban - this automatically expires in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 02, 2019, 06:16:28 PM
Banned for not committing to your resolution
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on January 02, 2019, 08:41:43 PM
Banned for insufficient postit notifications.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 03, 2019, 12:21:47 AM
Banned for encouraging wasting of paper.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on January 03, 2019, 12:33:42 AM
Banned for thinking that spite is wasteful.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 03, 2019, 02:13:51 AM
Banned for misspelling "spit".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 03, 2019, 09:15:42 PM
Argumentative. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 03, 2019, 09:42:39 PM
Presumptuous. Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on January 04, 2019, 12:45:35 PM
Banned. Sumptuous is the only way to be, past present or future tense.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 04, 2019, 05:04:26 PM
Banned for insensitivity to sense of tenses.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 04, 2019, 05:51:23 PM
Banned for making me tense in my senses.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 04, 2019, 10:47:49 PM
Banned for contentious senses in sentences.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on January 05, 2019, 01:27:42 PM
Banned, the senses in his sentences weren't contentious at all.
I agree.
Great! We have a consensus, it wasn't contentious.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on January 05, 2019, 02:03:32 PM
Banned for excessive rhyming
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 05, 2019, 03:05:03 PM
Banned for chiming
In about rhyming
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on January 06, 2019, 09:03:00 PM
 Banned for hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on January 06, 2019, 11:46:23 PM
banned for bad spelling
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 07, 2019, 05:24:45 PM
Banned for implying that bad spelling is actually "bad", when it could just as easily be a social commentary, a creative statement, or the exploration of new linguistic frontiers.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 07, 2019, 10:54:26 PM
Twaddle. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 07, 2019, 11:57:26 PM
Banned for old-fashioned noun.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on January 08, 2019, 08:40:31 PM
Ageism😠 Come back when you’ve been on a re-education course. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 08, 2019, 08:59:59 PM
I thought that said "atheism" at first.  :D

Banned for acting like a "humbug".  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on January 09, 2019, 02:33:10 AM
Banned for using a Christmas phrase (humbug) in January.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on January 09, 2019, 03:34:37 AM
Banned for using "Christmas" when "winter solstice" is the proper nomenclature.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on March 28, 2019, 12:44:48 PM
Banned because Xmas is properer, we live on the same planet but don't feel it the same.
South means colder.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on March 29, 2019, 10:54:22 AM
Banned for not explicitly pointing out Xmas is in the middle of summer in proper parts of the world...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on March 29, 2019, 01:47:03 PM
Banned for banning for me for not saying what you want said and not just saying it yourself.  :)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on March 29, 2019, 02:32:52 PM
Banned for doublespeak.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on March 29, 2019, 03:24:44 PM
Banned for banning for doublespeak, which is a form of multitasking, which is efficient and socially acceptable.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on March 30, 2019, 05:45:45 PM
Banned because:

(https://rlv.zcache.com/1984_was_not_supposed_to_be_an_instruction_manual_postcard-r775696f8205d406bb9b7f4b1fa3326d9_vgbaq_8byvr_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on April 02, 2019, 05:41:20 AM
Banned for reminding me that the 1984 Mac was a overpriced, little, under-powered computer.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 02, 2019, 07:17:47 PM
Banned for worrying about stuff that happened that long ago.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 02, 2019, 07:54:16 PM
Banned for thumbing nose at ancient history.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 05, 2019, 01:20:05 PM
Banned, The Noselrub's nose knows which way the wind's blow'n.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 05, 2019, 01:27:33 PM
Banned for blowing noses!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 05, 2019, 03:51:52 PM
Banned for discouraging good works.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 05, 2019, 04:00:37 PM
Banned for the big pig nose!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 06, 2019, 08:56:24 AM
Banned for the big pig nose!
Bannedforbanningtoolate.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 06, 2019, 01:58:45 PM
Bans self for missing electron travel time.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 06, 2019, 02:13:12 PM
Banned for discouraging good works.

Banned for banning for discouraging good works without defining what a good work is.

Couldn't be too hard.

No, I wouldn't think so.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on April 06, 2019, 11:14:34 PM
Banned for pedantry
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 10, 2019, 06:07:46 PM
Banned for talking too much!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 13, 2019, 03:22:32 PM
Banned 'cause too much isn't enough
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on April 14, 2019, 04:59:31 AM
Banned just for the sake of it!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 14, 2019, 02:56:53 PM
Banned for nonchalant banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 14, 2019, 04:39:47 PM
Nonchalant ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on April 14, 2019, 08:31:19 PM
Calculated ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on April 14, 2019, 10:34:27 PM
Banned for miscalculations.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 14, 2019, 11:04:30 PM
Banned because you haven't hit that damn windmill yet.  Tilt!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 15, 2019, 12:03:43 PM
Banned for failing to keep us updates on the progress of Trump's Wall!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on April 15, 2019, 12:40:39 PM
Banned for not giving us blow by blow updates on Brexit
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 15, 2019, 12:42:13 PM
Banned because I'm really doing you a favour.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 17, 2019, 04:24:11 PM
Banned 'cause the flavour of you favour is chicken and I want bacon.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on April 17, 2019, 10:15:08 PM
Banned for whining because you didn't get what you wanted.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on April 18, 2019, 07:44:00 AM
Banned for lack of sympathy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 19, 2019, 02:35:02 PM
Banned 'cause he might have some.
There's a lot of pathy type demands on a person these days.
You have to ration it lest you run out.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 19, 2019, 02:39:32 PM
Banned because it's logos that seems to be in short supply these days, not pathos.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on April 27, 2019, 02:53:00 PM
Banned 'cause there's lots of logos however you pronounce it.

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Am I the only one who hears what the What? What? Fuck! Panda deity is saying?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 27, 2019, 09:42:06 PM
Banned because it's clearly WorldWide Fucked, not "What? What? Fuck!"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 29, 2019, 03:45:05 PM
I wouldn't mess with the WWF, they fought the whole World Wrestling Federation and won.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on April 29, 2019, 11:39:33 PM
Banned for not banning the previous poster!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 29, 2019, 11:48:06 PM
Banned for not banning the previous poster!

:banned:

Banned because I have a deep-seated belief reinforced by confirmation bias that I am unbannable! :snooty:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
Banned for unnecessary arrogance regarding their lack of bannability (neologism).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 30, 2019, 02:07:08 AM
Banned for unnecessary arrogance regarding their lack of bannability (neologism).

What?! Banned for unseating aforementioned belief.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on April 30, 2019, 02:22:16 AM
Banned for inflexibility. You should try yoga.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 30, 2019, 02:40:02 AM
Banned because I'm too clumsy to be that flexible. 

Oh dear, are those wine glasses some naive fool has placed in the middle of the supermarket aisle? Let me steer at least 3 meters clear of them...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on April 30, 2019, 03:47:30 AM
Banned for wasting that much space in a supermarket aisle. Nearly ten feet between shelving is excessive.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 03:51:37 AM
Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on April 30, 2019, 02:50:01 PM
Banned for telling supermarket management that their shelves are too far apart.

Banned because I am in agreement. All those people who don't know how to push damn trolleys properly within narrow aisles! Just won't work.  :headshake:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 03:19:33 PM
Banned for using "trolley" instead of "cart".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on April 30, 2019, 05:33:49 PM
Banned because it's a buggy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on April 30, 2019, 06:10:15 PM
Banned for being too controlling about what people call things.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on April 30, 2019, 08:46:08 PM
Banned for laissez-faire grammar.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 01, 2019, 11:12:55 AM
Banned for making the 1,492nd post in this thread, it is offensive to the indigenous peoples of the Americas.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 01, 2019, 02:32:34 PM
Banned for hypersensitivity about offending certain groups.  Offending people is inevitable, so the best strategy is to spread it around evenly.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 01, 2019, 02:50:09 PM
Banned for being a white male.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 05, 2019, 09:13:42 PM
Banned for irony.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on May 05, 2019, 09:14:31 PM
Banned because I'm bored.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 05, 2019, 09:20:21 PM
Banned because you are bored.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 06, 2019, 02:37:05 AM
Banned for liking leather a little bit too much. :domanatrix:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 06, 2019, 03:08:51 AM
Banned for cracking a whip.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 06, 2019, 03:18:47 AM
Banned because everyone knows that you...
Quote
Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 06, 2019, 03:20:46 PM
:lol:

Banned for making me laugh before the coffee kicked in. That's bad form.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 06, 2019, 04:06:45 PM
Banned for making me smile before my morning coffee, very, very unusual.
 :chin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 06, 2019, 07:35:09 PM
Banned for usually being grumpy in the morning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 06, 2019, 08:26:10 PM
Banned for discrimination against those who not morning people.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 07, 2019, 12:31:57 AM
Banned for low tolerance of discriminating people.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 07, 2019, 03:23:39 AM
Banned for low tolerance of discriminating people.
Banned.
What would Jedi Master Yoda say?
"People discriminating of tolerance low
for banned."
 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 07, 2019, 04:18:39 AM
"There is no discriminating, only bannage." <treading carefully, afraid to admit that I have yet to sit through a whole Star Wars movie>  :-[

True story. My wife watched 2001: A Space Odyssey the other day. It had an intermission session that was something like 5 minutes, with the word "INTERMISSION" on the screen the whole time. I read the book, and it was 1000 times better than the movie. I remember when my kids were young and wanted to watch it. In spite of my wife warning them ahead of time, and being called "old", in the end they all agreed that it was BORING, after they watched it. I've never personally made it through the movie, having fallen asleep every. single. time.. She saw it in a theater with her parents when it came out, and slept through it! :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 07, 2019, 02:25:07 PM
Banned ye varmit and ya short attention span too.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 07, 2019, 02:32:05 PM
Banned for having such a big hat.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 07, 2019, 02:40:43 PM
Banned because he provides shade for us all.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 07, 2019, 03:03:15 PM
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 07, 2019, 03:17:07 PM
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!

Banned because shade can be a scarce resource at times! 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 07, 2019, 05:10:58 PM
Banned you dang nab it'n interloper, bring yer own shade!

Banned because shade can be a scarce resource at times!
Shady ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 11, 2019, 03:49:46 PM
Cruelty to broccoli ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 11, 2019, 11:12:44 PM
Eating/cooking/smelling broccoli is cruel ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 12, 2019, 12:14:18 AM
Banned for hating green vegetables that ward off cancer and other nasties.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 12, 2019, 01:57:38 AM
Banned for being nannyish.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: jumbojak on May 12, 2019, 01:39:25 PM
Banned for being irresponsible.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 12, 2019, 01:54:06 PM
Holey hat ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 12, 2019, 03:25:15 PM
Banned for anonymity.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 13, 2019, 02:01:15 PM
Banned for frightening with your lightning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 13, 2019, 03:16:24 PM
Banned for posting in a trochee foot.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 13, 2019, 03:21:12 PM
Banned, because if it was good enough for Longfellow and Poe, it should be good enough for you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 13, 2019, 10:14:51 PM
Banned for being anapest about it.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 14, 2019, 02:15:06 AM
Extermination ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 14, 2019, 03:32:11 AM
Banned. No One bans me!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 14, 2019, 08:23:17 PM
Banned for double meanings.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 14, 2019, 09:14:04 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 14, 2019, 11:49:24 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 15, 2019, 03:54:57 AM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 15, 2019, 07:52:34 AM
Хорватский запрет
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 15, 2019, 04:50:16 PM
In Russia, ban tanks you!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 15, 2019, 08:33:27 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 15, 2019, 10:30:08 PM
Shfufled ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 15, 2019, 10:53:12 PM
(((ban)))
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 15, 2019, 10:59:42 PM

((((((((((Bigger ban)))))))))
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 15, 2019, 11:53:52 PM
BANNED
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 16, 2019, 03:03:30 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on May 17, 2019, 01:00:04 AM
 :banned:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 17, 2019, 02:32:53 AM
banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 17, 2019, 02:30:39 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 17, 2019, 04:50:00 PM
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on May 17, 2019, 05:14:14 PM
Funky Bunch ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 17, 2019, 05:50:45 PM
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BP II was pretty clever for that.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bandicoot&rlz=1C1SQJL_enUS822US835&oq=bandicoot&aqs=chrome..69i57.2723j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on May 17, 2019, 07:24:22 PM
Banned.
No one banned the Funky Bunch.
You banned no one.  :foottap:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 17, 2019, 07:27:15 PM
Banned for toe-tapping music.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 23, 2019, 11:45:15 AM
Banned for banning for what a band does.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on May 23, 2019, 08:05:18 PM
Rubber band ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 25, 2019, 01:21:53 PM
Tank Man Tank ban.

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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 25, 2019, 02:27:59 PM
Squished man ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on May 29, 2019, 05:31:56 PM
Totalitarian oppression ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 29, 2019, 05:50:53 PM
Banned for the people.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on May 31, 2019, 12:12:50 AM
Banned for only pretending it’s for the people.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2019, 10:43:59 AM
Banned for smoking in the Laid Back Lounge.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on May 31, 2019, 12:42:54 PM
Banned for laying back in the smoking lounge
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on May 31, 2019, 03:12:43 PM
Banned for lounge laying back in the smoking.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on May 31, 2019, 03:27:49 PM
The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get ban.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on May 31, 2019, 06:18:43 PM
Says "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get, ban", posts "Rocky Mountain Way", ban.

One of my faves, BTW!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 01, 2019, 01:46:53 AM
Banned for Lounge Lizardism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on June 01, 2019, 02:30:21 AM
Banned for reptilian criticism
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 01, 2019, 02:48:34 AM
Banned for bleeding for cold reptilian hearts.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 01, 2019, 03:27:14 PM
We'll make you scream for flippancy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 01, 2019, 03:29:27 PM
:pedant: Lecturing about flippancy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 02, 2019, 02:42:08 AM
Banned because you didn’t say “Simon says”.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on June 02, 2019, 02:24:21 PM
Simon says you're banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 07, 2019, 02:54:31 PM
Banned for trying to impose Simonian commands.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on June 07, 2019, 05:41:16 PM
Banned for arguing command theory.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 10, 2019, 04:59:45 PM
Banned for dissing command theory while at the same time issuing an authoritarian and arbitrary ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 10, 2019, 09:03:10 PM
Banned for quibbling.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on June 12, 2019, 09:50:03 PM
Banned because I'm back, you bastards!  8)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on June 13, 2019, 12:12:33 AM
Banned for being back without notice!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on June 14, 2019, 11:24:50 PM
Insensitive and unromantic - banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 15, 2019, 09:55:34 AM
Insensitive to mice (owl) and unaromatic (cigarette) ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2019, 11:58:39 AM
Too complicated ban ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on June 17, 2019, 03:08:33 PM
A simple ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on June 17, 2019, 03:34:25 PM
An elementary ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 17, 2019, 04:15:42 PM
Sherlock Holmes ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 17, 2019, 05:04:17 PM
Doyle ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on June 17, 2019, 06:06:02 PM
Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 17, 2019, 08:31:32 PM
Вы забанены, Комрад.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on June 18, 2019, 04:56:09 AM
*Compa, you are banned for teaching me, Russian.
(No collusion)  :fingertap:
(https://pics.me.me/mueller-report-redacted-there-was-no-collusion-collusion-collusion-collusion-45937576.png)

*Комрад
*Compa.
Short for compañero, buddy, friend, mate, colleague.  ;)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 19, 2019, 09:49:06 AM
Band 'cause I didn't see you at the Trump 2020 campaign launch today.
Did you check all the likely sniper locations?
No :notsure:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2019, 02:36:46 PM
Banned because he isn't watching me salt the fuck out of the chump's cheeseburgers.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on June 19, 2019, 05:56:00 PM
Banned because he isn't watching me salt the fuck out of the chump's cheeseburgers.

Banned for the dark remark.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on June 19, 2019, 07:14:26 PM
Banned.
Let me add some color to that dark remark:
Trump:
(https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/designs/142699664?width=400&height=400)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 19, 2019, 11:04:58 PM
Banned for yet again reminding me of the clown in chief.

Love the quote, though! :lol:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on June 19, 2019, 11:53:13 PM
Banned.
The nickname, clown in chief is no match for these...
409 HILARIOUS NICKNAMES FOR DONALD TRUMP
https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/ (https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/)

#45. Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch
 :snicker:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 20, 2019, 01:09:31 AM
Banned for banning for a ban that you loved. Unconscionable!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on June 20, 2019, 01:35:29 AM
Unconscionable!!!
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FGOHI6gl.gif&hash=b4ea8d82a54bb7605c7f4cf7772bc704ba790344)
Banned.

You know, if he is re-elected, we'll have 818 nicknames.  :notsure:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 21, 2019, 12:04:21 AM
Banned for laughing at me and making me feel inferior.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on June 21, 2019, 12:57:12 AM
Inferior?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/OrganicEarlyGar-size_restricted.gif)

Banned for feeling inferior.

 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on June 21, 2019, 08:00:26 AM
Bump ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on June 24, 2019, 10:26:40 PM
Shove ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on June 24, 2019, 11:38:01 PM
pugilism ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on June 26, 2019, 03:57:35 AM
pacifism ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on June 26, 2019, 08:15:39 AM
F**K off! Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on June 26, 2019, 02:57:34 PM
"Now, now, Tank, that's not nice" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Guardian85 on June 27, 2019, 04:56:31 PM
Banned for doing the "now, now" thing, probably with the whole finger wagging thing as well.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on June 27, 2019, 11:00:21 PM
Being superior; banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on June 28, 2019, 08:19:29 AM
Not being around enough ban  :o
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on June 29, 2019, 09:03:59 AM
TNP has a six pack but it is currently covered by a layer of insulation.

True. More of a keg than a six-pack.

Being too far around ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 03, 2019, 02:58:49 PM
Raspberry fart ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 04, 2019, 01:35:34 AM
Cabbage, egg and beer fart ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 04, 2019, 01:06:28 PM
All you farters are banned to a sealed compartment where your off-gassing can be captured and used for the benefit of humanity.

For the planet. (https://i.imgur.com/IJvNUQD.png)
For the planet. (https://i.imgur.com/IJvNUQD.png)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 05, 2019, 07:18:04 AM
banned for causing massive explosion
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 08, 2019, 06:07:44 PM
Banned for considering that there is any kind of explosion but massive. A "small" explosion is a contradiction in terms.  Go big or go home.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 09, 2019, 12:40:55 AM
Banned for overly elaborate banning
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 09, 2019, 03:28:12 PM
Banned. For reasons.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on July 09, 2019, 09:32:33 PM
Banned for encouraging me to question authority.  >:(

Spoiler: ShowHide
Everyone knows: 
Quote
I fight authority, authority always wins
I fight authority, authority always wins
I been doing it, since I was a young kid
I've come out grinnin'
I fight authority, authority always wins
So I call up my preacher
I say: "Gimme strength for Round 5"
He said: "You don't need no strength, you need to grow up, son"
I said: "Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying,
And dying to me don't sound like all that much fun"

 :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 10, 2019, 03:19:30 PM
Banned for questioning the authority that tells you to question authority.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 11, 2019, 02:46:02 PM
Banned for poking a cognisant disproving broccoli.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on July 13, 2019, 01:11:00 AM
Banned because...ew.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 13, 2019, 03:04:01 AM
Banned for "ew".
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 13, 2019, 11:22:19 AM
Ew banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 13, 2019, 04:38:30 PM
Banned, just meet the meat and stop all your ewing, you're sounding like food.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 13, 2019, 08:22:02 PM
Ram ban, jam ban, ham ban, spam ban, lamb ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 13, 2019, 09:09:27 PM
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on July 14, 2019, 05:46:43 AM
Making references to Month Python ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 14, 2019, 12:29:25 PM
Disrespecting Monty Python ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 14, 2019, 03:29:29 PM
Is this the room for an argument ban?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 14, 2019, 11:37:12 PM
You didn't pay any money ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 15, 2019, 01:48:10 PM
Yes I did ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on July 15, 2019, 03:08:43 PM
Banned because just being contradictory is not an argument.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 15, 2019, 03:12:52 PM
It most certainly is ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 15, 2019, 04:13:28 PM
It most certainly isn't ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on July 15, 2019, 07:54:47 PM
Stop the fighting, gentlemen.  You are all banned for uncivil behavior.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 15, 2019, 11:33:46 PM
We weren't having an argument ban.  ;D
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 16, 2019, 10:55:01 AM
Yes we were ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 16, 2019, 02:51:22 PM
No, no, I'm quite certain there was no argument ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 17, 2019, 02:55:43 AM
and now for something completely different ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 17, 2019, 03:35:48 AM
Don't go changing the story ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 17, 2019, 10:06:13 AM
Totally useless ban, you lot couldn't even win a soccer game against a team of Long John Silver impersonators.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on July 17, 2019, 11:05:04 AM
Moving goal post ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 17, 2019, 01:45:28 PM
Bringing in a sports analogy ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 17, 2019, 02:12:27 PM
Socrates,,, Nietzsche,,, SocratesNietzscheSocrates Socrates heads the ball into Dk Lthning's groin BAN!!!!!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on July 18, 2019, 02:20:20 AM
Made me spill my coffee ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 18, 2019, 02:59:55 AM
My balls! ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on July 22, 2019, 10:38:46 PM
Put them away. Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on July 23, 2019, 02:58:15 AM
They've already receded into my body cavity. Banned.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on July 23, 2019, 05:02:04 AM
Thanks for giving me the creeps ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on July 25, 2019, 03:18:31 PM
Banned,,, you've actually been banded while you slept.
You've been entered as the HAF rep in the IT Workers Across The Pyrenees On Office Chairs Challenge.
The banding is necessary, many don't make it and identification becomes a problem.
Anyway, I know you'll do us proud. (https://i.imgur.com/xelXZAb.png)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 02, 2019, 02:34:20 PM
Banned for taking so long to add an acknowledgement of me to our avatar, bastard.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 02, 2019, 03:22:26 PM
Purple text ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 03, 2019, 10:33:29 AM
Giant green text ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 03, 2019, 02:39:29 PM
Green yelling ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 03, 2019, 03:03:17 PM
Banned, all of you.
I doubt any of you are the hue you say you are.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 03, 2019, 09:10:01 PM
Banned for hue and cry.

I'm beige-ish, with brown, gray, white and blue touches.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 04, 2019, 02:28:58 PM
Beige ban, the colour that really isn't a colour.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Essie Mae on August 04, 2019, 04:22:01 PM
Banned for ignoring the brown, grey, white and blue touches.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 05, 2019, 03:59:51 PM
I don't like where this is going ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 05, 2019, 04:22:01 PM
This whole line of banning and everyone involved is banned, as it discriminates against color blind people.  You are all sentenced to sensitivity training.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 06, 2019, 12:07:05 AM
Banned, sensitively
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 06, 2019, 08:26:15 AM
Banned fucking insensitively  >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 06, 2019, 02:20:16 PM
"I feel for you but can't quite reach" ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 07, 2019, 11:33:59 AM
 :o feely ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 07, 2019, 11:54:29 AM
Feelings, nothing more than feelings
Feelings, wo oh oh feelings
Wo oh oh, feel you again in my arms
Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
And feelings like I'll never have you again in my heart
Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it
I wish I've never met you, military implement
You'll never come again Ban.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 08, 2019, 05:36:56 PM
Copyright infringement and cease-and-desist ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 08, 2019, 06:08:26 PM
Pretending to be the law ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 09, 2019, 08:06:05 AM
In the voice of Judge Dredd


'I am the law!'


Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 09, 2019, 10:14:22 AM
Banned for these manifestations of yours:

Quote
In France, you can’t name your pig Napoleon because it’s an affront to its noble human counterpart, Napoleon Bonaparte.
In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush a toilet or for a man to urinate standing up after 10 PM.
In Lebanon, any man may legally have sex with a female animal. If they are caught having sex with a male animal, though, the penalty is death. Homosexual bestiality is a sin.
 In Milan, Italy, an archaic law requires citizens to smile at all times, unless visiting hospitals and funerals.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 09, 2019, 03:18:08 PM
Banned because you fought the law, and the law won.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 09, 2019, 03:19:27 PM
Banned for not shooting the deputy even though you shot the sheriff.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 09, 2019, 03:25:20 PM
Banned because you shot the sheriff!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 10, 2019, 12:52:36 PM
Banned, banned you're banned
The sheriff he always hated Bob
He got, he got his just deserts
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 10, 2019, 01:19:02 PM
If you want to hang out, you've gotta take her out, cocaine
If you want to get down, get down on the ground, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie,
Cocaine
Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 10, 2019, 01:31:56 PM
It's too dark to put the keys in my ignition
And the mornin' sun is yet to climb my hood ornament
But before too long I might see those flashing red lights
Look out mama 'cause I'm comin' home tonight
Think I'll roll another number for the road
My knowledge of what Clapton's covered is limited, ban from ignorance.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 10, 2019, 03:15:19 PM
Lord Sutch and Heavy Friends Flashing Lights ban

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Sutch_and_Heavy_Friends
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 10, 2019, 03:56:40 PM
Couldn't be bothered folowing your link ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 10, 2019, 05:21:16 PM
Has a sads ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 11, 2019, 12:54:29 AM
Yeah, well, whatever ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 11, 2019, 02:32:31 AM
Indifferent ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 11, 2019, 06:14:44 AM
That truly is a different ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 11, 2019, 07:27:50 AM
And that is the same ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 11, 2019, 03:26:33 PM
Same ban different day ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 12, 2019, 12:37:57 AM
Boring, mundane, mind-numbing ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 12, 2019, 03:40:11 PM
 :yawn: ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 12, 2019, 08:55:37 PM
 :visit morpheus:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 12, 2019, 09:54:29 PM
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 13, 2019, 05:30:43 AM
The answer is: Banned.

What is the question?
Go ahead, think about it...
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 15, 2019, 01:50:38 PM
Banned for asking a question in the Ban thread.
He's right, we ban here and don't ask questions

Anyway the question is what's capital of Gabon.
G?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 15, 2019, 04:08:35 PM
BANNED!  Why do you continue to ask questions???  Oh, I asked a question - self-banned.  I should be exiled to LIBREVILLE (hint, hint).


Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 16, 2019, 07:37:32 AM
Banned for self banning
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 16, 2019, 11:40:43 AM
Banned for banning for self banning.
Everything is permissible now days unless you can show some outweighing harm is caused
I think it does cause you to grow hair on your palms though.
It is known.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 19, 2019, 04:17:38 PM
Banned for spreading false Urban Rumors and Fake News about hair.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on August 19, 2019, 10:21:09 PM
Banned because it's not fake news or an urban legend...as I occasionally grow single locks of hair on my shoulders. (They get kinda long before I finally notice them, and then cut them off)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 20, 2019, 04:55:45 PM
Long overdue ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 20, 2019, 08:06:29 PM
Clever word play ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 21, 2019, 03:11:06 AM
Prosaic ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2019, 10:22:13 AM
Amateursaic ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 21, 2019, 12:01:53 PM
Professional ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2019, 12:14:25 PM
Banned for making it about the $.
It used to be just about the bans.
It was simpler, purer, better then.


1610, that sounds like a year, what the fuck happened then?
Galileo Galilei first observes the four Galilean moons of Jupiter
Sweet
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 21, 2019, 12:56:50 PM
Confessional ban.

Not about money.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 21, 2019, 01:11:16 PM
Make us two cups of tea and bring us  two three biscuits, nice ones, penance ban.
I'd like two biscuits, nice ones.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 21, 2019, 04:09:22 PM
Ban.

That was a black text ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 21, 2019, 08:20:37 PM
Arbitrary and capricious ban, because I feel like exerting monarchical power.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 22, 2019, 03:10:17 PM
Counter ban. Still counting.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 22, 2019, 03:33:24 PM
"I am the Chosen One" ban - it works for Trump.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 22, 2019, 03:37:38 PM
I've been counting and there's not enough ABBA, ban

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 22, 2019, 04:22:55 PM
Ooh...I like ABBA. :dance1:
I can't ban you.
Ban me for liking them. I don't care. :reading:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on August 23, 2019, 11:59:53 AM
Banned for liking ABBA!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 23, 2019, 12:28:45 PM
Banned for not liking ABBA!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 23, 2019, 12:44:43 PM
We can't ban him for not liking ABBA.
No, his life is so benighted already
Yet he's earned himself a banning.
But he lives a bleak half life, he doesn't know light when he sees it, can we add to his suffering?
I know, it's like banning a blind man for not seeing.
By definition it is his fault but isn't that punishment enough?
It's difficult and yet he deserves to be, he must be banned.
Banned for putting us in this state of quandary.

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 23, 2019, 05:23:39 PM
Banned to keep the amount of Abba at acceptable levels.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 23, 2019, 08:25:20 PM
Banned.
Papasito Bruno is back, there should be an over-abundant amount of ABBA.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Papasito Bruno on August 23, 2019, 09:43:43 PM
I won't ban you Mags, in fact I can't ban you. Not for this...I mean, I thought we were friends, but you broke my heart.

More Abba? You might as well post pictures of nuns and Kats.


Sigh :'(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 23, 2019, 09:59:26 PM
I won't ban you Mags, in fact I can't ban you. Not for this...I mean, I thought we were friends, but you broke my heart.

More Abba? You might as well post pictures of nuns and Kats.


Sigh :'(
(https://media.tenor.com/images/a7f1f17822c4f7bbe5412fb1c4043c2c/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 26, 2019, 03:45:15 PM
Banned for fomenting feeding frenzies featuring felines.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 26, 2019, 03:51:48 PM
Aggressive aggregate alliteration ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 26, 2019, 08:42:42 PM
Banned for being a member of ABBA:
Atheists Battling Bans Association.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on August 26, 2019, 08:47:26 PM
Banned by the U.N.I.A.A. (the United Nations Institute Against Abbreviations)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 27, 2019, 01:31:08 PM
Banned for using FLAs (Five Letter Acronyms).
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 27, 2019, 01:47:51 PM
Banned for using TLAs.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 27, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
Banned for spreading rumors!  :foottap:
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!
 >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 27, 2019, 04:11:42 PM
Banned for completely unwarranted assumptions not backed by laboratory-proven evidence - such as from a meth lab.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 27, 2019, 04:13:12 PM
Banned for spreading rumors!  :foottap:
I'm sure our beloved Tank has never ever used TLA...
LSD, PCP, or DXM!
 >:(

Three
Letter
Acronyms
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 27, 2019, 04:36:19 PM
(https://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgiphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fmedia%2FhCiQVo1dzVwPu%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=4038df49f109119fa81132e767befa7d3cb2fa7a)
Now, who do I ban?

Dark Lightning for not getting the joke?
Or
Ecurb Noselrub for wanting a urine sample?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 27, 2019, 04:49:33 PM
Ban
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kAgcVV3X8ynug/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 27, 2019, 07:51:02 PM
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/my_gosh_robert_downey_jr.gif)
Banned.
So young, so angry...It's that rap music and video games.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on August 27, 2019, 08:45:41 PM
I'm not angry ban!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cda1c3d407a02069493154ee50fec824/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 28, 2019, 12:35:50 PM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/cda1c3d407a02069493154ee50fec824/tenor.gif)

I'm not angry I'm furious, you fucks couldn't be fucked to do something before you fucked it up for us, you bunch of total fucking fuckheads ban.

That's fucking poetry, or it would be if you got it into lines of equalish length.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 28, 2019, 02:09:59 PM
If you want poetry, do poetry ban.

I'm not angry, I'm  fucking  furious
How you fuckheads exist is curious
You've  fucked it up for  every man
So I hereby fucking give you a ban

(Using the space bar I made the lines of equal length, rhymed it A-A-B-B, and used some form of "fuck" in every line. That's fucking poetry!)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 29, 2019, 05:43:40 AM
I'm not angry I'm furious, you fucks couldn't be fucked to do something before you fucked it up for us, you bunch of total fucking fuckheads ban.


If you want poetry, do poetry ban.

I'm not angry, I'm  fucking  furious
How you fuckheads exist is curious
You've  fucked it up for  every man
So I hereby fucking give you a ban

...used some form of "fuck" in every line. That's fucking poetry!)

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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on August 29, 2019, 01:11:39 PM
Banned for not banning.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 29, 2019, 01:15:13 PM
Using the space bar I made the lines of equal length

Cheating bastard ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on August 29, 2019, 02:50:56 PM
Banned for not banning.

Cheating bastard ban.

So-what - so-sue-me consolidation ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on August 29, 2019, 03:15:07 PM
ducks discussing the road crossing techniques,
the ban for not banning wasn't even about him
Ye so what, we'll con-su-me him eventually ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 04, 2019, 02:52:18 PM
Consumed ban - chew, swallow, burp. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 04, 2019, 06:37:44 PM
Indigestion ban. Burp!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on September 04, 2019, 07:02:42 PM
Banned for poor manners
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 04, 2019, 07:14:05 PM
Banned for driving a German car.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Buddy on September 04, 2019, 07:26:34 PM
Banned for misinformation. My car is a European orgy
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 04, 2019, 07:30:57 PM
Banned for conjuring an unfortunate image.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 05, 2019, 01:50:33 AM
Banned because you are about to experience a European orgy - Europe is about to screw Britain in many nasty ways.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 05, 2019, 08:19:16 AM
:rofl:

Just fukin banned!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on September 05, 2019, 01:08:41 PM
Banned after much discussion, consideration and deliberation.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 06, 2019, 12:21:37 AM
Just banned.  No discussion, consideration or deliberation.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 11, 2019, 12:43:36 AM
Banned because Trump fired National Security Bigcheese John Bolton, and therefore, logically, you must also be fired.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on September 11, 2019, 02:33:15 PM
Banned, consider this a warning.
Keep this kind of logic up and maybe we'll revoke your honorary atheism.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 10, 2019, 05:08:05 AM
Banned because we haven't had a public banning in a while, and public bannings on the courthouse square are necessary to keep the populace in line.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on October 11, 2019, 07:23:19 AM
Banned for banning in public
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 11, 2019, 10:57:28 AM
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching “Shit-for-brains” HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON’T ban Magdalena! :hug:

Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 11, 2019, 11:39:26 AM
Banned for a pointless ban
The pudding is a bad penny
He will always turn up
Ye and banned for using for Comic Sans in a serious thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on October 11, 2019, 12:27:56 PM
Banned for typeface snobbery
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 11, 2019, 01:14:40 PM
WHAT!?  :geezer!:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 11, 2019, 01:44:18 PM
Oh you again,
In my day old people were proper surly

Banned
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 11, 2019, 01:53:32 PM
Banned for wearing an upturned bucket on ones head. :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 11, 2019, 02:09:03 PM
Yankee doodle ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on October 11, 2019, 04:00:42 PM
Babe Ruth ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 11, 2019, 04:31:51 PM
Banned and fired for gaming, creating games, and writing music on company time.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2019, 03:13:35 AM
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching “Shit-for-brains” HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON’T ban Magdalena! :hug:

(https://media.giphy.com/media/UwZLLYbkCp14I/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 12, 2019, 03:54:19 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/UwZLLYbkCp14I/giphy.gif)

"A picture is worth a thousand words" :felix:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 12, 2019, 05:24:52 AM

(https://media.giphy.com/media/UwZLLYbkCp14I/giphy.gif)

"A picture is worth a thousand words" :felix:

Well, you see...
Quote
Ban:
- The Magic Pudding, who started this puerile vomit inducing thread!
- All the arse scratching “Shit-for-brains” HAF members who have posted in this thread!
- ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
This fucking HAF forum!
- Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON’T ban Magdalena! :hug:
...If they are what you say they are, then I would appreciate it if you don't separate me from them. They are all my second family. The good, the bad and the ugly. Everything they are, I am as well.
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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 12, 2019, 01:18:20 PM
Well Goddam! . . That takes the biscuit don’t it?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1ViwbZodSbpvO/giphy.gif)
Why I didn't include you Mags, was because you introduced me to these animated giffs. :grin:
The one YOU included, well, that hurt! It’s the sort of look I would get when I turned up on a blind date. Not from a fella I hasten to say.
So ok, I take back my banning purge, but I do think all the forum members need a damn good enema.
(https://i.imgur.com/mxykPWe.mp4)

So if you could all form an orderly queue my delightful assistant and I will proceed.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 01:31:01 PM
Aww Mags, you're awesome!  :hug:

Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.

HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:


Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.

I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?

Time to ponder? :thinking:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2019, 01:55:23 PM
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 02:00:28 PM
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/QjrrSbYaqgi1q/giphy.gif)

 :banned:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2019, 03:11:23 PM
link=topic=7744.msg391917#msg391917 date=1570884923]
It's all absurd, I ban those who expect us to be sensible.
[/quote]

The US are withdrawing, letting the Turks in.
Were the Kurds with us in WWII?
I don't know, did they have a choice?
I know Turkey was against us in WWI,
I don't blame them for that though.
Idiot verse, it comes uncalled to my finger tips
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 12, 2019, 04:03:58 PM
Banned. I'll show you the whole version of 'sensible'.


If you're not a Monty Python fan then you're banned for real. :deadpan:

 :P

The US are withdrawing, letting the Turks in.
Were the Kurds with us in WWII?
I don't know, did they have a choice?
I know Turkey was against us in WWI,
I don't blame them for that though.
Idiot verse, it comes uncalled to my finger tips

The Turks aren't being sensible, can I ban them?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on October 12, 2019, 04:51:47 PM

The Turks aren't being sensible, can I ban them?

No, Turkey is a country, hence psychopathy is the norm.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 01:10:29 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.

HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:

Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.

I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?

Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your “Camelot”, your “Elysium” is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say: “Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion.” Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do “What it says on the tin” does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say “. . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little “clique”.  Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so.  I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don’t expect much of a response. :felix:


Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on October 20, 2019, 01:22:19 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.

HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:

Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.

I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?

Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your “Camelot”, your “Elysium” is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say: “Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion.” Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do “What it says on the tin” does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say “. . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little “clique”.  Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so.  I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don’t expect much of a response. :felix:

If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 03:45:28 PM
If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.

Well thank you for your prompt and curt reply Tank, I expected nothing less! :grin:
{Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.}
I was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was “putting me in my place” in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit. It now appears I have been “put in my place” yet again”. Ah well! . . That’s the way the cookie crumbles ain’t it? ("C'est la vie") :shrug:
Quote
And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Yes! Yes! . . . NOW I understand. :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy:

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Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 20, 2019, 04:27:09 PM
Baking fail ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 04:45:24 PM
... It appears to me that this place you call your “Camelot”, your “Elysium” is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything.
...
I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
 :therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix: Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:

Don't go, Red_Cloud, or just  take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and  :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...

Oh, speaking of that, I ban No one, "Baking fail ban." What does that even mean?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 20, 2019, 04:55:46 PM
The cloud's cookies crumble.

Boomerang ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 05:18:49 PM
If you want to discuss something start a thread about it. We are what we are, we're not going to change to suit your expectations. However your presence may well cause change. And remember there is no compulsion for anybody to post here and that includes you. You participate because you choose to. Nobody is forcing you to. And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.

Well thank you for your prompt and curt reply Tank, I expected nothing less! :grin:
{Banned for avatar being a tank of war and not a tank full of beautiful exotic fishes.}
I was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was “putting me in my place” in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit. It now appears I have been “put in my place” yet again”. Ah well! . . That’s the way the cookie crumbles ain’t it? ("C'est la vie") :shrug:
Quote
And if HAF doesn't reach your expectations that's because your expectation are wrong not that HAF is.
Yes! Yes! . . . NOW I understand. :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy: :notworthy: :not worthy:

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/8Bl1gfi4YQ6ImI3TVj/200.webp?cid=790b7611e5d70beb14bc63dce07370f27b37676a35bda769&rid=200.webp)

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on October 20, 2019, 05:44:45 PM
Clique of 12 ban  ;)

Mmm, that sounds like an excellent name for a Borg collective.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 05:49:49 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?

Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 20, 2019, 05:59:45 PM
Red Cloud, this forum and many of its regular members go way back. Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion...just check out the forum Stats (http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?action=stats) and see its profile for yourself.

HAF is a little like Camelot, 'tis a silly place. :grin:

Silly threads and posts abound, but there's always room for more serious discussions, which is why I love this place.

I feel you could be a valued member here and hope you stick around (and chill :hammock:). I don't know what exactly it is you expect from this forum but perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?

Time to ponder? :thinking:
SilverPhinx. . . It appears to me that this place you call your “Camelot”, your “Elysium” is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything. It is worth remembering that Camelot did eventually fall, from within! :'(
You say: “Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion.” Well yes, I have noticed that. This forum doesn't exactly do “What it says on the tin” does it! I feel that there are many more issues which could be debated on various other subjects which are somewhat related to religious beliefs. Some which prey on the gullible and extract huge sums of money from them.
Yes, you may be right when you say “. . . perhaps...just maybe, your expectations are not aligned with the 'forum culture'?
I feel I have been somewhat ostracised from your little “clique”.  Oh dear! Does that appear as if I am a cry baby and spitting my dummy out of the pram? :violin: But that is not so.  I will let your little clique of 12 ponder on this, although I don’t expect much of a response. :felix:

I'll answer later today.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 20, 2019, 06:57:46 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?

Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:

Hello RC and BR.

What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.

So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.

*my opinion only of course.


Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 07:22:44 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?

Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:

i rolled over on an orb weaver once in my sleep and took some nasty bitez on the back of my head. had a headache for a month.

i do not reccommend doing that.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 07:32:16 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?

Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:

Hello RC and BR.

What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.

So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.

*my opinion only of course.

yes, ive seen that before.

itz where i am with religion, in fact.

yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 20, 2019, 07:53:33 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?



Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:

Hello RC and BR.

What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.

So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.

*my opinion only of course.

yes, ive seen that before.

itz where i am with religion, in fact.

yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.

Haha, I'm not really the person to engage with if you want to make arguments based on moralistic judgements. But objective morality its a subject I very much enjoyed exploring.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 20, 2019, 07:54:10 PM
Thanks, Siz, that's what I wanted to say when I wrote: "Even though we are an atheist forum, we hardly ever talk about atheism or religion."  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 08:06:46 PM

I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
 :therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix: Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:

Don't go, Red_Cloud, or just  take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and  :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...

Thanks for your friendly reply Magdalena. :thumbsup2:
When I was much younger I was a loner, I was picked on and bullied at school. But over time I made many friends. I was still sometimes bullied, but friends would often look out for me.
Today I still have many friends, some whose friendship goes back many years, even back to my schooldays. I have never intended to insult any member here, (all but one, and I think he has left!)
I tend to attract friends where we exchange a lot of playful banter. Probably because I’m like this also.
I’m like this with my wife and children and they are the same with me. I’m the only male in our household of four, so I am outnumbered, so they often gain the upper hand, but only in a jovial and friendly way.
If you look at a number of my posts you will see that I “take the piss” of myself as much as I do others.
Like the post below, which I don’t think many sussed!
Ban - The Magic Pudding for starting this puerile vomit inducing thread!
Ban - All the arse scratching “Shit-for-brains” HAF members who have posted in this thread!
Ban - ALL the HAF members who have ever posted ANYTHING in this immature forum!
Ban - This fucking HAF forum!
Ban - Any habitual wanker who repeatedly ends every sentence with an exclamation mark!
But - DON’T ban Magdalena!

i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 20, 2019, 08:24:50 PM
BR ban for all the Zeds.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 08:30:05 PM
...
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style.  :grin:



Can this subject come under the purview of science?

Kiss my Goddam ass Ricardo. . . Goodbye! :terrapin:


You are full of Christ.
It just shows.

Tell me, was my statement a compliment, or an insult?

Well! . . . He is certainly full of something Magdalena! :rofl:

You know what you can do Ricardo?
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:f you:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 20, 2019, 08:50:43 PM
Red Cloud, Siz said it better than I, this has become a small community of atheists and theists whose primary focus is not talking about religion- and atheism-related topics. This doesn't mean you shouldn't start new threads on such topics -- if you want, then, by all means, do -- it's just possible it'll be one of those 'dejá-vù threads'.

Because we're a small online community, I can understand why you would see us as 'cliquey'. I get that there's an invisible barrier that new members will feel they have to break through to feel accepted. But what you have to understand is that antagonising and insulting others will not help you break that barrier, on the contrary, and it will only feed your frustration.

What surprised me is this:

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I was actually directing my post to SilverPhinx who in turn was “putting me in my place” in response to a previous post I had the affront to submit.

I was not 'putting you in your place' with my request for you not to fling insults at another member. I was requesting that you not insult another person. It was not personal, it was not an attack, and I have nothing against you, Red Cloud. Had the tables been turned and it was you being treated like a chew toy I would've said the same thing to the one attacking you.

Well! . . . He is certainly full of something Magdalena! :rofl:

Please refrain from posting such statements, Red Cloud. We try to keep the atmosphere in this forum civil, and I ask that you do not make our job difficult.

You said Camelot fell from within, that is true of many forums as well, and in my experience it's usually a prevailing toxic atmosphere that's one of the main causes of implosion. That's what we try and avoid, otherwise, the moderation of this forum is pretty lax, especially compared to some larger forums. If you stick around (and don't give us a reason to remind you to play nice ;) ), you might see for yourself that besides being a silly place, we're a really laid back bunch. Anyway, I hope you do stick around, even if HAF is not what you expected it to be.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 20, 2019, 09:16:13 PM
Excessive jabbering ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on October 20, 2019, 09:20:34 PM
Excessive jabbering ban.

Banning Nemo ban. :grin:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Recusant on October 20, 2019, 09:36:24 PM
". . . had the affront [effrontery] . . ."  Whilst I can see the perspective from which whinging may not be completely without justification, I also think it worthwhile to use the appropriate terms in the process. :sidesmile:

Speaking of which, it's worth noting that other than gentle reminders of the site rules, the staff have been rather tolerant of definite contraventions of the same. There are many places where casual vitriol is, if not welcome and appreciated, completely acceptable. This is not one of those places.

Self-ban for being pernickety regarding diction.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Red_Cloud on October 20, 2019, 09:38:14 PM
...
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style.  :grin:


Yes, I do see your point Magdalena. But I don’t take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:

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No, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:

If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don’t know! :shrug:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 20, 2019, 10:03:59 PM
Find another thread ban. 
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 10:11:14 PM
...
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style.  :grin:


Yes, I do see your point, Magdalena. But I don’t take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum, and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:

Quote
No, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:

If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don’t know! :shrug:
You should've said this about him. I didn't know. I don't think anyone knew this. We thought he was a genuine poster, gave him the benefit of the doubt. This is why I couldn't understand why so much "hate" from you. It didn't make sense to "hate" someone without knowing anything about them, but I guess you guys go waaayyyy back. Now I know.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 10:15:57 PM

sup, red cloud?
im not a member of any clique here, and i'll talk about religion with you.

what do you see as the most important topic to start with?



Well thank you billy rubin 8) I'm pleased that nasty spider didn't get you!
I will post something later that we can chat about . . . :thumbsup:

Hello RC and BR.

What you've got to realise is that most of the long-serving members of this forum have done the subject of Religion to death. There's not an angle or a topic that hasn't been discussed many times. There're loads of threads you can see going back years that contain brilliant discussion. And some brilliantly amusing trolls, and religitards floating all the arguments and counter-arguments you can imagine and many you can't. The more things change in the world, the more they stay the same.

So, you're more than welcome to start discussions on any topic you choose, but perhaps the reason you may not get much in the way of vigorous discussion is that its not particularly interesting any more.

*my opinion only of course.

yes, ive seen that before.

itz where i am with religion, in fact.

yet there are contradictions that are hard to escape. morality, for example. most atheists i know consider themselves to have a moral underpinning to their beliefs, but cant defend it logically. theists have them beat there.

Haha, I'm not really the person to engage with if you want to make arguments based on moralistic judgements. But objective morality its a subject I very much enjoyed exploring.

we might explore it then.

im always interested in how people approach this subject.

what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 20, 2019, 10:18:27 PM
Find another thread ban.
Sorry, didn't mean to skip No one...Um...let's see...banned because breaking the rules and/or being flexible is OK, sometimes.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 20, 2019, 10:39:27 PM
what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Morality based on something other than opinion, personal preference or social conditioning.
What morals do you have that don't fall into one of the above?

But, banned for derailing. 😂
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 20, 2019, 11:12:47 PM
what exactly do you mean when you say "objective morality?"
Morality based on something other than opinion, personal preference or social conditioning.
What morals do you have that don't fall into one of the above?

But, banned for derailing. 😂

i don't have any genuine morals. i don't believe in them. i do have certain behaviours that i practise, and others i avoid, but there's no justification for doing so based on any reasoning that i think is valid.

by your definition above, i'm thinking that your use of "objective morals" means something like "derived from an external source that gives it authority?"

i've never been able to come up with more than three possible sources for morality:

--aesthetics and emotion

-- natural selection for social cohesion

-- theism

only the last two of these could be objective, but the first might correspond to your personal preference, and the second might derive from your social conditioning.

i've never been able to figure out how i might use the word "objective" for what i mean when i talk about morals, so i tend to avoid the word.

banned for encouraging me
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 20, 2019, 11:31:46 PM
I think we're on the same sheet.

If you want further reading, an old member, Stevil, always framed this idea in much better terms than I ever could.

Quote from: Stevil
To get the record straight, I don't believe in morality. I think it is a make believe human made concept. You cannot test for it and you cannot measure it. It is simply a way of categorising human actions into good (right), bad (wrong) and neutral. The thing is, when we start categorising, we all tend to have different lists. There certainly is no absolute standard of right and wrong, so when we categorise, we are using different standards to do this. Some people use the golden rule, others a perception of what humanism is, others use the teachings of the enlightenment of Buddha, others use the teachings of Mohammad, others the teachings of Jesus and others the teachings of the Old Testament, etc.

I guess, people by and large have a desire to be good. The problem is that there is no way of telling what is good from what is bad. I feel this is a driving force behind why people take up religion. They quickly learn that the definition of good differs from person to person hence they realise that they cannot trust themselves and hence they look to the wise. However the problem with the wise is that one wise person's morality differs from anothers. Human defined morality is a problem in that one person's morality is no better or no worse than another's. Thousands of years old religion that claims to know what is good, inspired by a perfect and all good deity becomes a compelling guide. If a person chooses to believe in the deity and believe in the specific religion then their problem of defining good goes away, thus they can now work towards being a good person.

An atheist doesn't have the deity option. An atheist looking for morality must either look for a principle, a wise person/organisation or must trust themselves.

The dangerous side to belief in morality is that morality doesn't stop at the self. Morality leads towards judgement of others, as people are now making bold claims as to whether others are acting morally or immorally. If a person stopped at only the self, they would be defining their own personal values rather than morality. Once people go down that dangerous path of moral judgement of others, they then look to enforce moral rules on others, so they put this into law.

Morality based law will result in oppression, which will result in conflict, which will result in danger for those living within that moral based society.
All religious wars are due to an insistence of pushing a flavour of morality onto others.

I am a strong proponent for defining a clear and specific goal for law. I would rather law act towards creating a stable and functional society rather than a moral one. With this goal in mind it would be hard to justify law against homosexuality, or polygomy, or pornography, or prostitution, or euthanasia, or against religious freedom. You don't have to agree with these things, you would just have to realise that it isn't your place to prevent others from doing them.

Banned for not taking the hint and taking this to another thread.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: billy rubin on October 21, 2019, 12:06:28 AM
lol

im not very perceptive

banned for making me read some long-assed post
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Siz on October 21, 2019, 12:14:23 AM
Banned for not banning me on the grounds of hypocrisy.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 21, 2019, 12:20:09 AM
Kettle and pot ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on October 21, 2019, 01:50:11 AM
...
i will try to kerb my piss-taking, although i might find it difficult. :couchhide:
Yes, I've noticed your style.  :grin:


Yes, I do see your point, Magdalena. But I don’t take back what I said to Ricardo. He has been around for a number of years now, using various names and avatars. He can still be seen in a few other forums under the name of Ricardo and using the same avatar he used here. He has posted in various chat forums, an astronomy forum, and a hobby forum. The more you feed him (and posters like him) the more he will reply,
He managed to put out 37 posts until you Magdalena put a stop to him by posting:

Quote
No, it's OK. You can talk about these subjects, just not with me. I don't enjoy it, but I'm sure others do. I like to talk about religious things maybe once every 3 or 4 years.
:thumbsup2:

If something like this had been posted sooner or if his post had been ignored he perhaps would have disappeared sooner! I don’t know! :shrug:



I've been thinking, my friend...
I don't think...No. Wait...I think...that's not the quote that made Ricardo go away, I think it's the one where I questioned his faith:

I'm from Brazil! I have never participated in an atheist forum! I hope to learn more about atheism! Can this forum also learn about skepticism?
Ricardo...Ricardito...Are you a religious person?
I ask because when you start a sentence with: "a theistic friend told me he has two arguments against atheism..."--It's like when I ask: "Is marijuana bad for you? I have "a friend" who wants to know. ... :shifty:
So, are you a religious person? You sound like one.
I'm an atheist agnostic! I have so many theistic friends!
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/giphy.gif)
why don't you believe me? be honest!
You are full of Christ.
It just shows.

Tell me, was my statement a compliment, or an insult?

Is being "full of Christ!" An insult or a compliment?
As an atheist, I take it as a: "God bless you!" --from a Christia or a Jehovah witness...If you know what I mean.
(https://iguessimagrownup.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/i-am-filled-with-christs-love-saved-mandy-moore-gif.gif)
 :snicker:

Admitting it's a compliment, means he is religious. If he's an atheist--like the honey badger--he don't give a shit.
...BUT...
Admitting it's an insult, is a betrayal to his god, again, if he is religious.

Yes?
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on October 21, 2019, 10:24:59 AM
... It appears to me that this place you call your “Camelot”, your “Elysium” is nothing more that a clique of like minded friends, made up of no more than a dozen members. Hardly any of the many other members ever post anything.
...
I'm sad to admit this is exactly what I thought of this place when I joined 9 or 10 yrs ago.
 :therethere:
I've left so many times... :felix: Tank, how many times have I left because I'm not happy here?
I've lost count. :grin:

Don't go, Red_Cloud, or just  take a break from us if you must, but come back.
Oh, and  :secrets1: try to not insult people too much. I know it's fun, believe me I want to do the same sometiemes...Well, many times...

Oh, speaking of that, I ban No one, "Baking fail ban." What does that even mean?

Twice that I noticed.  :hug:
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on October 21, 2019, 10:33:39 AM
Derailing ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on October 28, 2019, 03:25:43 PM
Banned for getting the banned back together.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 19, 2019, 01:52:40 PM
Banned for being a censorious thing.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 19, 2019, 02:12:34 PM
Banned for the hypocritism of banning for censoring.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 19, 2019, 02:19:46 PM
Banned for an inability to distinguish between play and real.
There are threads for you and you are great but maybe this one isn't for you.

I think he's going to reply yes it is and then try to close it down again.

Probably.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 19, 2019, 02:22:15 PM
Banned for an inability to distinguish between play and real.
There are threads for you and you are great but maybe this one isn't for you.
Banned for... look, buddy I know what's real, OK? You don't tell me what's real or not! I'm like the best at it of anyone in the world! I've got four doctorates and am an expert in any and all areas of expertise! Who do you think you are!?!? I am!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 19, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
Banned for calling me buddy
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 19, 2019, 08:10:00 PM
Banned because I have impeached and convicted you.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on December 19, 2019, 08:47:15 PM
Banned because Bad Penny II and I have already colluded to make the senate trial a sham kangaroo court.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on December 19, 2019, 08:52:07 PM
Banned for making a sham kangaroo court.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on December 19, 2019, 09:04:38 PM
Banned for defaming kangaroos by connecting them in any way with what is going on in Washington, D.C.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on December 19, 2019, 10:16:58 PM
Going down under ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on December 20, 2019, 06:46:02 AM
Banned for going down
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bad Penny II on December 21, 2019, 01:47:14 PM
Banned 'cause reciprocation is win win.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Magdalena on August 24, 2020, 05:55:07 AM
I'm just bored and restless and the "corn of teen" is driving me crazy and you haven't been around here lately and I just wanna ban you for nothing and for everything.
--There!
 >:(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on August 24, 2020, 08:35:47 AM
Being bored ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Randy on August 24, 2020, 09:56:39 PM
Bored of being bored ban! Now get outta here! :)
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on August 24, 2020, 10:23:12 PM
Idle hands are a banner's playground ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 14, 2020, 03:12:26 AM
Banned for using Eric Idle's name without his written permission. Please Cease and Desist.  A suit for injunction and damages will be filed next week.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 14, 2020, 06:21:03 AM
Objection Ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 14, 2020, 12:39:45 PM
Legal ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Randy on September 14, 2020, 04:10:14 PM
Illegal use of the legal ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on September 14, 2020, 05:45:02 PM
Banned for not filling out and submitting the 3071-E banning form.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: xSilverPhinx on September 14, 2020, 10:01:03 PM
Bureaucratic ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 14, 2020, 10:29:43 PM
Grueling path ban!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 15, 2020, 09:38:52 PM
Not-me-I'm-taking-Easy-Street ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 16, 2020, 02:32:48 AM
Slacker ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 21, 2020, 09:51:45 AM
Fuck off!!!! ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 25, 2020, 12:14:57 AM
Ray-ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 25, 2020, 02:30:52 AM
Future's so bright ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 25, 2020, 03:49:02 AM
Not with Covid19 and Trump ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 25, 2020, 03:59:15 AM
This too shall pass ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 25, 2020, 04:04:59 AM
I wish it had already passed ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 25, 2020, 04:09:05 AM
Dream a little dream ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on September 25, 2020, 09:35:51 AM
Poker face ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 25, 2020, 04:23:30 PM
I don't even know her ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 26, 2020, 02:01:32 AM
I did not have sex with that woman ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Anne D. on September 26, 2020, 02:17:38 AM
Executive privilege ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Randy on September 27, 2020, 01:54:31 PM
Under privileged ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 27, 2020, 04:43:24 PM
Ban of destitution!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 28, 2020, 03:25:12 AM
Ban of desolation!
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 28, 2020, 07:03:44 AM
Smaug ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on September 28, 2020, 11:19:20 AM
banned for bringing dragons into it
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 28, 2020, 02:16:38 PM
Dungeon ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 28, 2020, 02:42:39 PM
S & M ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 28, 2020, 06:24:38 PM
Rihanna ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 28, 2020, 06:51:49 PM
Barf ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on September 28, 2020, 07:31:23 PM
John Candy/Space Balls ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on September 28, 2020, 08:31:09 PM
Schwartz ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on September 28, 2020, 09:22:28 PM
As big as mine ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Randy on September 29, 2020, 08:12:53 AM
Love sausage boasting ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 01, 2020, 09:44:52 PM
Wurstfest ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tom62 on October 02, 2020, 06:45:39 AM
Oktoberfest ban  :'(
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on October 02, 2020, 07:28:52 AM
paralytic, lying on the floor ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Tank on October 08, 2020, 08:59:16 AM
You're an Aussie ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: No one on October 08, 2020, 01:54:42 PM
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 08, 2020, 04:55:17 PM
Vice-President-Pence-you-have-a-fly-on-your-head ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Dark Lightning on October 08, 2020, 09:15:46 PM
Hit the fly with a hammer ban.

Spoiler: ShowHide
I guess that makes Pence a shit-for-brains
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Randy on October 09, 2020, 01:05:50 AM
Cruelty to hammers ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Bluenose on October 09, 2020, 09:10:18 AM
Bang, bang! Maxwell's silver hammer ban
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Davin on October 12, 2020, 09:13:34 PM
Fancy hammer ban.
Title: Re: Ban The Poster Above You
Post by: Ecurb Noselrub on October 21, 2020, 04:52:23 PM
Fancy hammer on fancy ketchup ban.