Ban The Poster Above You

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Pole vault ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned because what does that mean? A Pole vault ban? 

[No one]

Olympic sport ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned because that doesn't make any sense either.

*Can we go back to regular banning? You know, with reasons for banning. 

[Biggus Dickus]

Back in the day ban because you say "back in my day" as if you were of a sagely old age and wisdom.

Magdalena was on the phone with her friend Mildred and said, "Oh back in my day we banned people for a reason, now days these youngsters just banning people for any old reason. An olympic sport ban, what the fuck is that Mildred?"

[Magdalena]

Banned because you just made me feel nervous.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for lack of creativity, which is a capital crime.  Essie said "hammer-throwing" in one context, and I creatively switched the context to "pole vault" which, like hammer-throwing, is an Olympic sport. Just as you can be banned by a hammer hitting you in the head, so you can be banned by a pole vaulter falling on top of you from 18 feet up.  Clever, huh!  But you didn't pick up on it, even though No One clued you into the fact that the theme was Olympic Sports.  Just use your imagination on how particular bans work, and go with the flow.  Aren't you a hippy?  You are supposed to be creative and loosey-goosey.  Banned for life.

[No one]

Long winded ban.

[Magdalena]

I guess May 7 is ban a hippie for life day-- for lack of creativity and for posting too many gifs!
Go ahead guys, knock yourselves out! 

[No one]

Self harm encouragement ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Practicing psychology without a license ban.

[No one]

How do you get to Carnegie Hall ban.

[Biggus Dickus]

Fuck Carnegie Hall ban.

[Guardian85]

Don't fuck historic buildings ban.

[Biggus Dickus]

Banned because my sexual proclivity is my business Jack!