Church going is resurging worldwide especially in young men

[GreenBlaze]

I will come back later, but has anyone heard of this going round social media, the rapture will be taking place in September. I have just read a post on this somewhere.

[Recusant]

Indeed. Any day now, we're told.

[Dark Lightning]

^ Indeed.

[zorkan]

Repent now you sinners or you won't meet Jesus in the air on 23rd September.
Yet he sinned by ordering a horse to be stolen.

Luke 29-30:
When he had come near Bethphage and Bethany, at the place called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of the disciples, saying, "Go into the village ahead of you, and as you enter it you will find tied there a colt that has never been ridden. Untie it and bring it here.

[Icarus]

 Rec provided an impressive list of predicted dates for the rapture. Crackpots on historical parade.

[Dark Lightning]

Rec provided an impressive list of predicted dates for the rapture. Crackpots on historical parade.

I remember when I was taking the family to church because I had been sold the idea that it was a good thing. The priest talked about how prophets didn't do well in their home towns. I think it had something to do with local populace knowing about the crazy family said prophet came from. Crackpots, indeed. The crackpots are spreading that filth into the Amazon, last bastion of heathen tribes. Those people should do what the Sentinel Islanders do, and shoot those meddling assholes full of arrows.