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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

#5055
July 08, 2025, 02:59:37 AM

billy rubin

#5056
July 08, 2025, 11:16:36 PM
lol

you may think youre ancient, but youre still funny.


Just be happy.

Icarus

#5057
July 09, 2025, 11:18:01 PM
A little humor can be good medicine in these trying times.

The Magic Pudding..

#5058
July 18, 2025, 10:18:14 AM
"Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he had nominated United States President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize"

Alas, there is no Nobel Prize for comedic postulation.
If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Tank

#5059
July 18, 2025, 08:15:52 PM
:rofl:
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#5060
July 20, 2025, 12:59:01 AM

Dark Lightning

#5061
July 20, 2025, 01:15:29 AM
:rofl: Caaaake!!

billy rubin

#5062
July 20, 2025, 03:41:38 PM
my mother had a cat named . . .

pussy.

and she did stand on the porch hollering 

pussy! pussy!


Just be happy.

Dark Lightning

#5063
July 20, 2025, 04:12:04 PM
Shoulda had a dog named dick.  :D

Tank

#5064
July 22, 2025, 12:54:30 PM
How about a black cat called n***er in London in the '30s?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#5065
July 28, 2025, 01:20:07 AM

Dark Lightning

#5066
July 28, 2025, 03:07:32 AM
Quote from: Icarus on July 28, 2025, 01:20:07 AMit's true

https://imgur.com/gallery/yes-yes-they-do-sjUlHP9
:???:  Pretty sure that I see my high school class ring gleaming in that pile.  :D

Icarus

#5067
August 29, 2025, 05:38:25 AM

Icarus

#5068
September 05, 2025, 03:43:20 AM
A bit of humor is needed these days.....................

https://imgur.com/gallery/fluff-piece-animal-comics-5oUh7U1

Recusant

#5069
September 05, 2025, 04:12:32 AM
The top of the page was poor man's Larson (i.e. The Far Side) in my opinion but some of the following ones were good. Thanks, Icarus.  ;D
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent
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