What's on your mind today?

[jumbojak]

He's doing well. Up and moving. He has the neck brace still but he's getting along nicely.

[billy rubin]

v good

[Dark Lightning]

Indeed. Broken backs are the stuff of a downward spiral in one's life. It's good to see that that isn't necessarily the case, anymore.

[Tank]

He's doing well. Up and moving. He has the neck brace still but he's getting along nicely.

That is great to hear.

[Anne D.]

Really good to hear. I hope his recovery continues to go well. I'm so sorry your family is dealing with this.

[Biggus Dickus]

There's a Dentist who lives in my neighborhood who I've known, and have been seeing for years. Recently he was arrested as part of of a major drug bust. He was charged with selling illegal narcotics.

Which just goes to show you never know about folks, like who knew?

Like I said I've been going to him for years, and I had no idea he was a dentist.

[hermes2015]

There's a Dentist who lives in my neighborhood who I've known, and have been seeing for years. Recently he was arrested as part of of a major drug bust. He was charged with selling illegal narcotics.

Which just goes to show you never know about folks, like who knew?

Like I said I've been going to him for years, and I had no idea he was a dentist.

I like that one. 

[Magdalena]

 
That's a good one.

[Biggus Dickus]

Did you know...It takes 7seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3kgs. The length of a human penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard a concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women also blink twice as fast as men do. We use 300  muscles in our body just to maintain our balance when we stand.
Women have already finished reading this message.

The men are still staring at their thumbs.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Did you know...It takes 7seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3kgs. The length of a human penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard a concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women also blink twice as fast as men do. We use 300  muscles in our body just to maintain our balance when we stand.
Women have already finished reading this message.

The men are still staring at their thumbs.

I only have two thumbs, so I don't know how to get a third one involved. I guess guys that are "all thumbs" are better at measuring in this situation.

[Biggus Dickus]

Did you know...It takes 7seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach. A human hair can hold up to 3kgs. The length of a human penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard a concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women also blink twice as fast as men do. We use 300  muscles in our body just to maintain our balance when we stand.
Women have already finished reading this message.

The men are still staring at their thumbs.

I only have two thumbs, so I don't know how to get a third one involved. I guess guys that are "all thumbs" are better at measuring in this situation.

I used both thumbs, and my big toe!


P.S.

By the way my thumbs are similar in size to Uma Thurman's in the movie, "Even Cowgirls Get the Blue". Just to give you some perspective....I know huge, amirite!?

[Bad Penny II]

I try not use cunt as a slur.
Right thinkers would know why.
Yet sometimes I feel myself forming the syllables.
What else is there?

You fucking trump
Don't be a trump
Ye trump, what are you going to do?

I think all the cunts in that could be replaced with trumps, it's doable.

[Dark Lightning]

My preferred word for that individual is "chump".

[No one]

Is it wrong to hope that a longhorn relentlessly rams greg abbott is his shithole, then steps on his head?

[Dark Lightning]

Yes. The steer shouldn't have to get feces on his horn.