Jokes Thread (Was named Anyone know any good jokes ? I'll start :D )

Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Icarus

#5070
September 23, 2025, 11:35:16 PM

The Magic Pudding..

#5071
September 24, 2025, 10:24:32 AM
Yay! I'm in.

If you suffer from cosmic vertigo, don't look.

Dark Lightning

#5072
September 24, 2025, 02:10:36 PM
Sad but true. The chump did a Porky Pig routine trying to pronounce Acetaminophen four or five times, when he denounced it as causing autism. Stupid fuck. It was removed in the replay of the speech and he just says Tylenol.

Tank

#5073
September 24, 2025, 04:46:20 PM
He is utterly mind numbing.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Dark Lightning

#5074
September 24, 2025, 05:00:30 PM
Lots of medical professionals are pointing out the symptoms of progressing dementia.

BoT-

The four stages of a man's life are:
1) you believe in Santa Claus
2) you don't believe in Santa Claus
3) you are Santa Claus
4) you look like Santa Claus
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