Ban The Poster Above You

[Magdalena]

Banned for having the qualities expected of an ideal knight, especially courage, honor, courtesy, justice, and a readiness to help the weak. 






If the butterfly just banned you, you're welcome to come to the realm where you'll find: A hippie, a witch, a bird, and a flying wombat.   



Ecurb Noselrub, you're not invited. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because you DID invite me ... back.   I am your fault.

[Magdalena]

Banned...sorry...we can't talk to you right now, we're all busy...the butterfly was banned, the hippie is dancing, the witch is working on a potion, the bird is eating a worm and the flying wombat is doing...whatever it is that a flying wombat does. Please leave a message and the atheist will get back to you as soon as she's done talking with the Christian.
Thank you. 

[Dave]

Banned for making me laugh whilst I am still in bed and trying to juggle a mug of coffee and a tablet!

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because juggling in bed can lead to ball droppage.

[Arturo]

Banned for dropping balls

[Davin]

[Magdalena]

Banned.
Davin...

...That's a mighty huge hammer you've got there!

[Davin]

Banned for hammer envy.

[Magdalena]

Um...No. Banned.
...I'm not really into carpentry that much. 

[No one]

I saw you were bored by the previous ban, one might even say it's an axe to grind ban.

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned for killing this thread.

[No one]

Second coming ban.

[xSilverPhinx]

Second ban coming.

[No one]

Coming second ban.