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[xSilverPhinx]

...and especially my first grade teacher Mrs. Levar for teaching me everything I know about the Internet 58 years ago.

Now you've sparked my curiosity. 

She taught me nothing about the Internet because it didn't exist - just like my computer skills.

I was hoping you'd say that she was from some galactic civilization where even first graders could program quantum computers, and that some of that knowledge rubbed off on you. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

...and especially my first grade teacher Mrs. Levar for teaching me everything I know about the Internet 58 years ago.

Now you've sparked my curiosity. 

She taught me nothing about the Internet because it didn't exist - just like my computer skills.

I was hoping you'd say that she was from some galactic civilization where even first graders could program quantum computers, and that some of that knowledge rubbed off on you. 

Shhhh.  She's still watching us!

[xSilverPhinx]

...and especially my first grade teacher Mrs. Levar for teaching me everything I know about the Internet 58 years ago.

Now you've sparked my curiosity. 

She taught me nothing about the Internet because it didn't exist - just like my computer skills.

I was hoping you'd say that she was from some galactic civilization where even first graders could program quantum computers, and that some of that knowledge rubbed off on you. 

Shhhh.  She's still watching us!

[Icarus]

You are a credit to the forum Bruce. Thanks for being here and consorting so genially and intelligently with all of us heathens.

[Tom62]

You are a credit to the forum Bruce. Thanks for being here and consorting so genially and intelligently with all of us heathens.

^Hear, hear! Congrats, Bruce!

[Sandra Craft]

Shhhh.  She's still watching us!

[Guardian85]

You are a credit to the forum Bruce. Thanks for being here and consorting so genially and intelligently with all of us heathens.

Seconded. 

Congratulations, Bruce!