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Started by no_god_know_peace, November 10, 2011, 12:46:34 AM

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Ali

#180
February 03, 2012, 07:34:40 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#181
February 03, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room.  The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Guardian85

#182
February 03, 2012, 07:41:13 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#183
February 03, 2012, 07:43:07 PM
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

joeactor

#184
February 03, 2012, 07:49:00 PM
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' 'bout...

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#185
February 03, 2012, 08:02:33 PM
Chuck Norris has a GPS, but he tells IT which way to go.
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Davin

#186
February 03, 2012, 08:06:38 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he bench presses the world.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Buddy

#187
February 03, 2012, 08:18:21 PM
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

By the way, you guys might enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjnVEsXtNIU
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Ali

#188
February 03, 2012, 08:18:37 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Guardian85

#189
February 03, 2012, 08:43:41 PM




"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Ali

#190
February 03, 2012, 08:49:19 PM
^^^^  LOL!

Ali

#191
February 04, 2012, 12:19:07 AM
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.  Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.

Mocha Chief

#192
February 04, 2012, 09:59:50 AM
Thought I would start a joke thread to give everyone a laugh every now and then.


A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?" The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You asshole, I'm drowning."

Asmodean

#193
February 04, 2012, 10:36:12 AM Last Edit: February 04, 2012, 10:37:50 AM by Asmodean
http://www.happyatheistforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=8587.0

That thread is still very much alive, so why not use it?
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Mocha Chief

#194
February 04, 2012, 11:49:13 AM
Yeah as soon I started this one I looked and saw that one was already started. My bad lol
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