What's on your mind today?

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

You do know that signature image is way bigger than the example in the rules? 

I changed the SPAM rule! What more do you want? 

...world domination?

Ok ok apart from world domination!

*Done in a John Cleese styling as per 'What have the Romans ever done for us!' a la Life of Brian.*

Sorry I don't like spam.

who doesn't like SPAM??
Sorry I just don't like spam.

[Buddy]

Well. Shit. I just got bit on the face by a dog. ouch.  

[Tank]

Well. Shit. I just got bit on the face by a dog. ouch.  

Oh dear! Nothing serious I hope?

[Amicale]

Well. Shit. I just got bit on the face by a dog. ouch.  

Yikes, I'm sorry! How bad's the bite? *hands you the antiseptic, antibiotic stuff and a bandage, and a muzzle for the dog!*

Hope you're OK!

[Buddy]

Well. Shit. I just got bit on the face by a dog. ouch.  

Oh dear! Nothing serious I hope?

I almost got a lip piercing. I'm lucky my mom's a nurse so no ER for me. Hurts like a bitch though.

Well. Shit. I just got bit on the face by a dog. ouch. 

Yikes, I'm sorry! How bad's the bite? *hands you the antiseptic, antibiotic stuff and a bandage, and a muzzle for the dog!*

Hope you're OK!

Thanks. Bleeding has stopped no I'm just sitting here with ice on my lip.

[Tank]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

[Buddy]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

[Sweetdeath]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

How did it happen?? Are you going to press charges??

T_T sorry that you got hurt... *hugs*

[Buddy]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

How did it happen?? Are you going to press charges??

T_T sorry that you got hurt... *hugs*

I can't really press charges since it was my dog that did it. I went up to her for kisses like usual, and she just bit. No warning growl or anything. She hadn't been sleeping and she was aware of me being there, so I'm not sure what set her off.

[Sweetdeath]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

How did it happen?? Are you going to press charges??

T_T sorry that you got hurt... *hugs*

I can't really press charges since it was my dog that did it. I went up to her for kisses like usual, and she just bit. No warning growl or anything. She hadn't been sleeping and she was aware of me being there, so I'm not sure what set her off.

Oh, ok. I thought it was someone else's  dog.

[Guardian85]

Kinda scary. Hope she doesn't do it again.

[Buddy]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

How did it happen?? Are you going to press charges??

T_T sorry that you got hurt... *hugs*

I can't really press charges since it was my dog that did it. I went up to her for kisses like usual, and she just bit. No warning growl or anything. She hadn't been sleeping and she was aware of me being there, so I'm not sure what set her off.

Oh, ok. I thought it was someone else's  dog.

She may as well be someone else's dog. She is a Doberman, but she is honestly the sweetest and most mellow dog I've ever owned. She's never done anything like this before. I have no clue what set her off.

[Sweetdeath]

Kinda scary though... I like dogs, but they are still kinda wild animals, unpredictable like that..

[Amicale]

Thank goodness it's not to serious and no stitches!

You and me both! 20 minutes later and many steri-strips later, I now look like a domestic abuse victim.  

How did it happen?? Are you going to press charges??

T_T sorry that you got hurt... *hugs*

I can't really press charges since it was my dog that did it. I went up to her for kisses like usual, and she just bit. No warning growl or anything. She hadn't been sleeping and she was aware of me being there, so I'm not sure what set her off.

Oh, ok. I thought it was someone else's  dog.

She may as well be someone else's dog. She is a Doberman, but she is honestly the sweetest and most mellow dog I've ever owned. She's never done anything like this before. I have no clue what set her off.

She may have been feeling unwell. That happened to a family member of mine. He leaned in to give his dog a kiss, and although she was ordinary the sweetest, calmest dog ever, she suddenly lunged forward and chomped him right in the lip. It required stitches. It turns out her stomach was upset/she had some kind of disorder, and wasn't feeling well, so she suddenly snapped.

Has your dog been acting sleepy, lethargic, quieter than usual, off her food, sucky/sulky, anything like that lately? Or any new events/things going on that are out of the ordinary that could have made her jumpy and/or nervous?

[Buddy]

She may have been feeling unwell. That happened to a family member of mine. He leaned in to give his dog a kiss, and although she was ordinary the sweetest, calmest dog ever, she suddenly lunged forward and chomped him right in the lip. It required stitches. It turns out her stomach was upset/she had some kind of disorder, and wasn't feeling well, so she suddenly snapped.

Has your dog been acting sleepy, lethargic, quieter than usual, off her food, sucky/sulky, anything like that lately? Or any new events/things going on that are out of the ordinary that could have made her jumpy and/or nervous?

She has been having trouble getting up on my bed. She's 9 now, maybe her joints hurt.


*Edit- This is a bit awkward, but does anyone have any tips on getting blood out of a carpet?