What's on your mind today?

[The Magic Pudding]

Having spam issues Tank?

So far this month we have had 1,333 new members sign up, of which 13 are defiantly real and 9 have yet to post and are not known or obvious spammers. So 1,311 accounts needed to deleted.

How many Russian porn sites are there?!

None. They're piles of Search Engine Optimisation (SEO) spammers but if an IP resolves to China or Russia it gets zapped without question.

How many cabs in New York City, how many angels on a pin?
How many notes in a saxophone, how many tears in a bottle of gin?
How many times did you call my name, knock at the door but you couldn't get in?

That was a pre popular internet song, I'm sure if it was written now "How much porn on the internet" would have had a strong chance of getting in.

So Google's methods which did so much to rid us of unwanted porn has caused a problem for forum admins, hmmm.

[Amicale]

So apparently, I'm single now... if my brain can even process that... and assuming that everything that just flipped upside down isn't some sick nightmare of a joke. I won't go into the details in public, but I'm more than flabbergasted. Wow. I can't say it surprises me horribly for a few reasons, but it disappoints me and hurts more than I can say. Kinda feeling in shock, surreal. One more thing absolutely hitting rock bottom. Don't think I can take any more of these bombshells.

[Asmodean]

It looks like he's deep in thought...
or hungry

Is deep in hungry thought.

[The Magic Pudding]

So apparently, I'm single now... if my brain can even process that... and assuming that everything that just flipped upside down isn't some sick nightmare of a joke. I won't go into the details in public, but I'm more than flabbergasted. Wow. I can't say it surprises me horribly for a few reasons, but it disappoints me and hurts more than I can say. Kinda feeling in shock, surreal. One more thing absolutely hitting rock bottom. Don't think I can take any more of these bombshells.

Oh that's no good, here have a wombat to tide you over until some of the sensitive folk turn up.  It is unfortunate to be feeling down with only Asmo and Pudding about.





No interesting Feb 29th propositions for me so far, only four hours left.
At least it hasn't cost me anything for refusals.

[Guardian85]

So apparently, I'm single now... if my brain can even process that... and assuming that everything that just flipped upside down isn't some sick nightmare of a joke. I won't go into the details in public, but I'm more than flabbergasted. Wow. I can't say it surprises me horribly for a few reasons, but it disappoints me and hurts more than I can say. Kinda feeling in shock, surreal. One more thing absolutely hitting rock bottom. Don't think I can take any more of these bombshells.

The single life isn't that bad.  I should know, I have been single for so long it isn't funny anymore.
You'll get through this too. You're stronger then most, and way to nice to stay single for long.

[Recusant]

So apparently, I'm single now...

I'm really sorry to hear that, Amicale.  Hang in there! (I'm not any better at this sort of thing than Magic Pudding, but you do have my sympathy, as one who's been through becoming abruptly single a few times.)

[Too Few Lions]

So apparently, I'm single now...

I'm sorry to hear that too Amicale, hope you're feeling OK

[Ali]

So apparently, I'm single now... if my brain can even process that... and assuming that everything that just flipped upside down isn't some sick nightmare of a joke. I won't go into the details in public, but I'm more than flabbergasted. Wow. I can't say it surprises me horribly for a few reasons, but it disappoints me and hurts more than I can say. Kinda feeling in shock, surreal. One more thing absolutely hitting rock bottom. Don't think I can take any more of these bombshells.

((((Amicale))))  So sorry to hear this.  All I can think of to say is that you are lovely and wonderful and if she didn't appreciate you, you're better off single.  It's such a hard thing to suddenly lose someone like that though.  It's still sad when you've been bickering and growing apart for a while, but the sudden stop endings are the worst because you aren't prepared.  If you ever need to talk, please feel free to PM me.  Hope you're doing okay today.

[Amicale]

Thanks everyone. I appreciate your thougts. Yeah, I'll be OK. I always am, I plow through stuff when I need to. Didn't get much sleep. I called her (gf), we talked, and both cried. I suppose I can kind of understand the reasons she gave. I object to them, but this is what she needs and it's her right to decide that, I guess. At this point I'm more worried about my daughter, not me. She loves this woman. She's known her since birth. Literally. My gf was AT her birth. We're going to tell her that they'll stay good friends, they can talk whenever, etc. It was already a long distance relationship, so it won't be as hard on my kiddo as having her pack up and move out or anything....

But yeah. I need to be single for a good, good long while. Maybe take the opportunity to work on fixing myself up so the next time, if there ever is one, it won't likely go down QUITE so spectacularly in a flaming plane wreck.  

Ali, thanks for the offer hon, might take you up on it later.

OK. Back to our regularly scheduled posting of fun, normal, relatively drama-free status updates. Please. Your new skirts, kids, school, work, sicknesses (lol), anything. Thank you for letting me hijack the thread for a bit. 

[Sandra Craft]

OK. Back to our regularly scheduled posting of fun, normal, relatively drama-free status updates. Please. Your new skirts, kids, school, work, sicknesses (lol), anything. Thank you for letting me hijack the thread for a bit. 

Well, I'm a day late and a dollar short as usual and now we're back to regular posting.  ((Amicale))

I have a new convertible couch and the cat won't let me use it.  The only time she's not stretched out in the middle of it is when I'm in bed and she's using me as a human heating pad.

[Amicale]

OK. Back to our regularly scheduled posting of fun, normal, relatively drama-free status updates. Please. Your new skirts, kids, school, work, sicknesses (lol), anything. Thank you for letting me hijack the thread for a bit. 

Well, I'm a day late and a dollar short as usual and now we're back to regular posting.  ((Amicale))

I have a new convertible couch and the cat won't let me use it.  The only time she's not stretched out in the middle of it is when I'm in bed and she's using me as a human heating pad.

LOL, my goodness, that's an expensive cat bed you just bought there!

[Sandra Craft]

LOL, my goodness, that's an expensive cat bed you just bought there!

Tell me about it.  I think this illustrates the problem:  TV Dinner

[Amicale]

LOL, my goodness, that's an expensive cat bed you just bought there!

Tell me about it.  I think this illustrates the problem:  TV Dinner

ROFL, yup!

[xSilverPhinx]

I'm going to have some real problems with calculus

I just hope the teacher is not some insane loony with serious issues and decides to help...last time that happened the sick old woman wanted my car.

I'm beginning to think it's time for an Evil Teacher blog.  

[Buddy]

I'm at the eye doctors and they put numbing drops and now I can't feel my face