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Started by Steve Reason, August 25, 2007, 08:15:06 PM

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LoneMateria

I can't get this out of my head for some reason.  Its still making me laugh.  

[youtube:2hi76o28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrrg8QtEeF8[/youtube:2hi76o28]
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

AlP

Funny video LoneMateria  lol

A couple of the things people said to me today were stupid. Examples:

"Everything happens for a reason."
"Everyone has a soul mate."

These were all smart people. I'm going to start making a list of stupid things smart people say, myself included if I can =).
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

LoneMateria

No matter how smart someone is, they will find a way to surprise you with their stupidity.  No one is exempt from that.

A side note have you ever been to http://www.fmylife.com or http://www.textsfromlastnight.com?  If you want to read about people stupid adventures then those are the sites to check out.  Although sometimes fmylife is depressing.
Quote from: "Richard Lederer"There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages
Quote from: "Demosthenes"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true.
Quote from: "Oscar Wilde"Truth, in matters of religion, is simpl

TheOGMamaBear

Quote from: "AlP"Funny video LoneMateria  :crazy:


I weigh 132 pounds. I'm 8 months pregnant and have a toddler. I have mommy brain. That's my excuse for that really stupid statement.
"The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it."

Don't we all love Mark Twain?

Chimera

My dad had another grand mal seizure this morning. Grah!
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

Kylyssa

Quote from: "Chimera"My dad had another grand mal seizure this morning. Grah!
Not good.  I have them occasionally myself and they are no fun at all.  Weird thing about that - I've had seizures on and off for over 20 years (ever since my first major head injury) but I didn't see someone else having one until a few years ago.  Man, they are scary!  I finally realized why people get so freaked out when I have seizures.

Chimera

Quote from: "Kylyssa"
Quote from: "Chimera"My dad had another grand mal seizure this morning. Grah!
Not good.  I have them occasionally myself and they are no fun at all.  Weird thing about that - I've had seizures on and off for over 20 years (ever since my first major head injury) but I didn't see someone else having one until a few years ago.  Man, they are scary!  I finally realized why people get so freaked out when I have seizures.

Yeah, it is scary. My dad was diagnosed with epilepsy as a teenager, but he hadn't had a seizure since the 70s until this year. He had the first on New Year's Day, and then one in the summer, and one yesterday. The doctor seems to think that this latest one was caused by an ear infection. I had to stay home from school yesterday so I could take Dad to the doctor and make sure he got his meds on time, because my mom does not handle his seizures well at all. She gets totally freaked out and obsesses over it for a long time afterward, so it sort of falls to me to make sure stuff gets done.
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

AlP

I find that I am quite bad at distinguishing the names of fonts from the names of cheeses. For example, "Greve"? Is that a font or a cheese? If you said font then you would be wrong. It's a cheese! Now there's a way to test yourself online!

http://cheeseorfont.mogrify.org/play
"I rebel -- therefore we exist." - Camus

Hat

I am sad & pleased at the same time. I am very pleased that I can finally watch Dogma when I see fit, so, so pleased. But sad that I do not have an R1 DVD Player because the outtakes are only on the special edition one which is only for Canada and the US. And apparently nowhere on the Internet has them, anywhere. It's confusing and frustrating and makes me sad D:

Big Mac

Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Chimera

:drool

My uncle has come over and it must be "Testimony Time" for him and my dad, because he's talking about all the crap he went through in his divorce from his wife and how it was apparently God's plan to bring him closer to his son. They're trying to relate it to my sister's situation (long story short, my brother-in-law is being charged with child abuse and perjury and is facing up to 21 years in prison; he likely DID NOT commit any crime) and how God's gonna make things all hunky-dory in the end. And I think my uncle's doing this for my sake, because he knows I'm an atheist and he has a big problem with it. He's gotta bring me back into the fold or whatever. So yeah...ugh.
"I refuse to believe in a god who is the primary cause of conflict in the world, preaches racism, sexism, homophobia, and ignorance, and then sends me to hell if I’m 'bad.'" â€" Mike Fuhrman

McQ

Quote from: "Big Mac"The best movie in the world....The Room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfUj4QJGnok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FSddF8p_U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrXDtlT68c

Excellent choice, BigMac!
I own both the "normal" and the Rifftrax versions. I have rarely laughed so hard. You gotta get the Rifftrax of it. Damn it's funny!

"I did not hit her! It's bullshit. I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!"
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Big Mac

Quote from: "McQ"
Quote from: "Big Mac"The best movie in the world....The Room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfUj4QJGnok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FSddF8p_U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrXDtlT68c

Excellent choice, BigMac!
I own both the "normal" and the Rifftrax versions. I have rarely laughed so hard. You gotta get the Rifftrax of it. Damn it's funny!

"I did not hit her! It's bullshit. I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark!"

I have coworker who graduated film school (hang on to that for a sec) who showed me this amazingly awful movie.

I have this resentment towards him because he has so much more than I do. He has a beautiful girlfriend who I get along with (she is the stronger of the relationship, hang on for a sec), his college was paid out of pocket completely by someone else, and he has never held a job that paid his rent in his entire life. He is a nice guy but he's a total pussy. It makes me angry that he gets almost everything handed to him while i have to struggle constantly in life for what little I have. What's worse is he whines about doing the easiest parts of the job when I'm on duty. I wish I could do to him what the drill sergeants did to me in the Army to show him real pain. He looks and sounds like a young Obama which intensifies my anger. A nice guy but a total pussy who angers me.

He has a car, a girlfriend, and a lower rent/tax status than I do. Yet he does not know what true work is. I feel nothing but hatred and anger for him deep down. Where do I get these easy breaks in life? He is so much a bitch it annoys me. It's like hot women want a douche or a faggy bitch for a boyfriend/husband. I would really dumb myself down further than I am to be remotely attractive to women.
Quote from: "PoopShoot"And what if pigs shit candy?

Pineapple

So yesterday I asked my gym teacher if I could call up my mother before my gym period started (it's my final period), because I was hoping to go to a study group for a large as fuck test I was having the next day; I needed some good group cramming. So my teacher told me to go ahead, but not for more than 2 minutes. So I called up my mum and I was speaking to her... in good old Cymraeg.

     So I was all like "hwyl, dw i'n dy garu di!", and I let her go, and it'd already been 7 minutes or so (most of the time was spent arguing with my mother about being able to stay after school and then the rest was spent structuring a plan) and I was absolutely late for changing into my gym uniform. Instead of yelling at me for being late, my teacher started yelling at me for speaking in Welsh because she couldn't understand what I was saying and she started accusing me of saying rude things about her in Welsh.
 :mad:
"For as long as men massacre animals, they will kill each other. Indeed, he who sows the seed of murder and pain cannot reap joy and love."
-Pythagoras

curiosityandthecat

Quote from: "Pineapple" So yesterday I asked my gym teacher if I could call up my mother before my gym period started (it's my final period), because I was hoping to go to a study group for a large as fuck test I was having the next day; I needed some good group cramming. So my teacher told me to go ahead, but not for more than 2 minutes. So I called up my mum and I was speaking to her... in good old Cymraeg.

     So I was all like "hwyl, dw i'n dy garu di!", and I let her go, and it'd already been 7 minutes or so (most of the time was spent arguing with my mother about being able to stay after school and then the rest was spent structuring a plan) and I was absolutely late for changing into my gym uniform. Instead of yelling at me for being late, my teacher started yelling at me for speaking in Welsh because she couldn't understand what I was saying and she started accusing me of saying rude things about her in Welsh.
 :blink:
-Curio