What's on your mind today?

[DIY 1138]

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[quizlixx]

Hat,
  When he's bored, get him to check out FML.com
http://www.fmylife.com/
Trust me it'll keep him entertained for hours.
It's a blogging site that laughs with people having a bad day.
You'll just have to figure out a way of keeping him from reading them all to you........
                                                             

best one in the bunch
(Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML)

[VanReal]

best one in the bunch
(Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML)

Sure that wasn't a Freudian slip?  It kills me when people say that all newborns are cute.  Most are hideous (strange coloring, misshapen heads, wrinkly, weird chin) so I never get that.  I have seen a lot of ugly babies too!  I always tell my son he looked like Yoda when he was born, and it's the truth!!  :eek2:

[MommaSquid]

I've been on an Eddie Izzard kick the past few days....



[youtube:20hm3hyk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k[/youtube:20hm3hyk]

[quizlixx]

i love sushi, but it's so damn expensive down south.

[curiosityandthecat]

Spanish Inquisition never would've worked with Church of England.

"Cake or death?"
"Death. Er, CAKE!"
"Aaaaaaah, you said death first!"
"Yes but I meant cake!"
"Well, all right."

"Cake or death?"
"Cake for me too, please."
"Well we're outta cake!"
"So my choice is 'or death'?"
"Yes, well, we only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush."
"Well, I'll have the chicken then."
"Right, chicken it is, thank you for flying Church of England..."

God I love him. He's on Twitter, btw, if you want to follow his daily musings, though he does tend to talk about the weather a lot. http://twitter.com/EddieIzzard

[MommaSquid]

[youtube:r4z07ifa]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNjcuZ-LiSY[/youtube:r4z07ifa]

[Hat]

I love Eddie Izzard, he makes me smile.

I didn't think I'd handle the 'Do you want to be my gf' question so well.

I also didn't know that not being interested in having a relationship right now and thinking my grades are more important meant that I was Egotistic.

12th May Edit
'Cause I didn't wanna Double Post.

Everyone else in class can take a day or two off and no one asks why, but whenever I do it seems that everyone is all like 'you ever going to come in?'
I don't think I have to bloody explain myself. I can have a day or two to myself if I want, thanks

[curiosityandthecat]

Holy crap. You know how, in the movies, a guy who's going to be killed will leave a video or a letter that reads something like, "If you're reading this, it means I'm already dead."

Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

Full story, including translation.

[youtube:1tm2wjq7]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlM_Kga8HhI[/youtube:1tm2wjq7]

[youtube:1tm2wjq7]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBsg_J25L4[/youtube:1tm2wjq7]

[VanReal]

Holy crap. You know how, in the movies, a guy who's going to be killed will leave a video or a letter that reads something like, "If you're reading this, it means I'm already dead."

Does life imitate art, or does art imitate life?

Well, it did both in Tupac's case.

[VanReal]

Seriously, I am wondering how this guy stayed on CSI Miami so long.......

[PipeBox]

So I was just checking HAF for activity when all of a sudden, without solicitation, into my head popped "Well, maybe they ate less back then," while an image of the ark materialized in my head.   Ow ow ow ow.

[curiosityandthecat]

So I was just checking HAF for activity when all of a sudden, without solicitation, into my head popped "Well, maybe they ate less back then," while an image of the ark materialized in my head.   Ow ow ow ow.

[Whitney]

I apparently had nothing to better to do last night when I tried some of the new Cherry Diet Dr. Pepper.  It is not that good and tastes more like Red Food coloring Diet Dr. Pepper.  So, I wrote them an email to basically tell them that it sucks.  They already replied:

Thank you for contacting us about Dr Pepper Diet Cherry.

We appreciate you taking the time to let us know how you feel about our products and are sorry to hear that they did not meet your expectations.  We will certainly pass your comments along to our Research and Development department.

Please accept our sincere thanks for your concern.  We hope you will continue to purchase and enjoy our other products.

Sincerely,

Consumer Relations

I was kinda hoping they'd send me some free coupons.  

[quizlixx]

I apparently had nothing to better to do last night when I tried some of the new Cherry Diet Dr. Pepper.  It is not that good and tastes more like Red Food coloring Diet Dr. Pepper.  So, I wrote them an email to basically tell them that it sucks.  They already replied:

Thank you for contacting us about Dr Pepper Diet Cherry.

We appreciate you taking the time to let us know how you feel about our products and are sorry to hear that they did not meet your expectations.  We will certainly pass your comments along to our Research and Development department.

Please accept our sincere thanks for your concern.  We hope you will continue to purchase and enjoy our other products.

Sincerely,

Consumer Relations

I was kinda hoping they'd send me some free coupons.