What would you do?

[No one]

Buy a $100,000 bar.

Your two-timing, scheming, conniving, ex calls, they need a kidney or they will die. You are their only match. What do you do?

[Dark Lightning]

Laugh like a hyena and hang up the phone.

You're driving down the street and the Brinks truck in front of you has a back door open. A large sack of money falls out, but the truck keeps going. What would you do?

[No one]

Buy a new BMW.

You get to punch either Ray Comfort or Ian Juby in the face, what do you do?

[jumbojak]

I punch Ray, Ian gets an elbow.

Your boat is sinking in crocodile infested waters, what do you do?

[No one]

Make water-resistant boots.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. What do you do?

[jumbojak]

Abstain from both.

You were just informed that the dose of over-the-counter pain medicine you took before work was actually a powerful narcotic, what do you do?

[No one]

Buy all of them.

You can achieve world peace but someone close to you must perish? What do you do?

[jumbojak]

Fuck the world, I'm done trying to save it. I'd rather keep someone I like around than bother with the rest.

You just found out that you were adopted. Your biological parents are recently deceased billionaires and you can inherit their fortund if you publicly disown the people who raised you. What do you do?

[Icarus]

Down the people who raised you and then share the money with them.

[Bad Penny II]

Fuck the world, I'm done trying to save it. I'd rather keep someone I like around than bother with the rest.

You just found out that you were adopted. Your biological parents are recently deceased billionaires and you can inherit their fortund if you publicly disown the people who raised you. What do you do?

Ye OK publicly disown but privately not abandon my people and get me the billions the universe owes me.

Think the 12 Monkeys scenario...
You're at the airport, he has the vials.
No woman will ever birth more than two
Do you try to stop him?