Ban The Poster Above You

[Dark Lightning]

  Banned for making me flush my nose with coffee.

[Buddy]

Banned for getting nose coffee everywhere

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for mocking my wet nose hairs.

[jumbojak]

Banned for not trimming you nose hairs often enough.

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for looking up my nose for hairs.

[jumbojak]

Banned for thinking that I can see well enough to make out hairs of any sort. It's really rather frightening that I drive at night.

[Bluenose]

banned for driving at night

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for not playing this tune-

[Bad Penny II]

Banned for banning for not playing that monotonous excuse for a tune.

[Dark Lightning]

Monotonous!? Banned for being a non-Satriani-worshipping poltroon! 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

New Years Resolution Ban - this automatically expires in 2 weeks.

[Buddy]

Banned for not committing to your resolution

[jumbojak]

Banned for insufficient postit notifications.

[Dark Lightning]

Banned for encouraging wasting of paper.

[jumbojak]

Banned for thinking that spite is wasteful.