Game: The Next Person... (true or false)

[No one]

False.

The following poster once received an indecent propose from Tiny Tim

[Ecurb Noselrub]

True, but I'm allergic to tulips so I declined.

TNP is experienced, a la Jimi Hendrix.

[No one]

True.  Not necessarily stoned,  just beautiful.

The following poster is looking for the six fingered man.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

False, cuz I already found him.  Interesting thing about him - he thinks he has five fingers like the rest of us.  But he thinks there is an unknown number between three and four.

TNP speaks his/her own language, but only to elves.

[No one]

The following poster has a secret to tell,  from their electrical well,  it's a simple message,  but they're leaving out the whistles and bells.

[Bad Penny II]

False
It's quite convoluted and if I ever come to tell it'll require bells and all.

The next person isn't alarmed at recent events because they're very old and they've experienced lots of weird and accept it as cyclical or are just waiting for their mushed apple and custard, or are planning their escape to put it right, or they escaped last month and this is their idea of right and they're clinking bowls of mushed apple and custard in celebration or they're not of mushed apple and custard age but they've got concerns but they don't burden others and a fearful dog can be taught to find lost keys but they doubt they've what it takes to teach a fearful dog to find keys, or they have custody of a shoe with a whiteish shoe lace.

[Essie Mae]

False cos I may be old but I don't bloody eat anything mushed up and I am alarmed at recent events in spite of being nearer the end life than its beginning.

The next person thinks Putin did interfere electronically with the Murrikin election.

[No one]

Incorrect.

The following poster spends their Saturdays dressed as Darth Vader wearing a kilt while riding a unicycle and playing the bagpipes.

[Asmodean]

Utterly false.

The next person supports religious charity.

[Arturo]

True. As long as the religion praises me. Move over Asmo, Apathy is here.

The next person eats terrible food and feels groggy for it.

[No one]

Define terrible.

The following poster is waiting for the mother ship to come and take them back home.

[Asmodean]

Tralse. He is The Fathership, so His plans for The Mothership differ slightly from... Being taken back home in. 

The next person thinks an Asmo deserves a curved 34" Acer Predator monitor as Assmas gift from The Asmo.

[Dave]

True. His Asmoness may give his Asmoest self whatever He feels He needs (at no cost to non-Asmos).

The next poster is a sucker for silly threads like this.Thus I feel kinship with him or her.

[Essie Mae]

True. In silly thread mode now, but sometimes I'm not.

TNP will be attending/has attended a carol service over the Christmas season. (Details please - why and with whom?).

[No one]

NOT!

The following poster will play Brad Majors (Asshole) Friday night at the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.