Well this place seems like it could be interesting

Started by Augustus, March 21, 2012, 10:36:36 AM

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Asmodean

Quote from: Augustus on March 22, 2012, 07:40:37 PM
When i take over the world, you sir are designing my weapons ;D
WHAAT?! A conspiracy against His Asmoness?!  :o

To arms, Minions! Warp speed and weapons to maximum!  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 22, 2012, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 22, 2012, 07:33:41 PM
I understood what you meant, and I disagree on principle  ;)

Okay. So I guess we can agree to disagree.  :D
If we must.  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

Quote from: Asmodean on March 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Augustus on March 22, 2012, 07:40:37 PM
When i take over the world, you sir are designing my weapons ;D
WHAAT?! A conspiracy against His Asmoness?!  :o

To arms, Minions! Warp speed and weapons to maximum!  >:(

Oh, crap! Here we go again...  ;D


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Amicale

Quote from: Guardian85 on March 22, 2012, 11:06:57 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 22, 2012, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Augustus on March 22, 2012, 07:40:37 PM
When i take over the world, you sir are designing my weapons ;D
WHAAT?! A conspiracy against His Asmoness?!  :o

To arms, Minions! Warp speed and weapons to maximum!  >:(

Oh, crap! Here we go again...  ;D

*puts a plastic bowl over her head for a helmet, as well as some tinfoil, just for the hell of it, and grabs a kitchen spatula*

OK, all ready for the war!


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

DeterminedJuliet

Can we settle this with a pillow-fight?
Everyone loves a good pillow-fight.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Amicale

Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on March 23, 2012, 02:08:50 AM
Can we settle this with a pillow-fight?
Everyone loves a good pillow-fight.

Hug O' War

a poem by the late Shel Silverstein
[Author of A Light in the Attic]

I will not play at tug o' war

I'd rather play at hug o' war,

Where everyone hugs

Instead of tugs

Where everyone giggles

And rolls on the rug,

Where everyone kisses

And everyone grins

And everyone cuddles

And everyone wins.


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Anne D.


Buddy

Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Amicale on March 23, 2012, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on March 23, 2012, 02:08:50 AM
Can we settle this with a pillow-fight?
Everyone loves a good pillow-fight.

Hug O' War

a poem by the late Shel Silverstein
[Author of A Light in the Attic]

I will not play at tug o' war

I'd rather play at hug o' war,

Where everyone hugs

Instead of tugs

Where everyone giggles

And rolls on the rug,

Where everyone kisses

And everyone grins

And everyone cuddles

And everyone wins.

Hug of war?
We are jelly baby eating atheists.
You'll suffer for this affront.

Amicale

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 23, 2012, 04:07:13 PM

Hug of war?
We are jelly baby eating atheists.
You'll suffer for this affront.



How did you know??  :o  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Asmodean

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 23, 2012, 04:07:13 PM
Hug of war?
We are jelly baby eating atheists.
You'll suffer for this affront.
Yes. Plenty of suffering for a plentiful affront.  >:(

The baby rations are being tin canned and The Asmominions are on a full swarm-alert.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Augustus

If you so wish Asmo, we can stage a fight to the death in your honour? The loser can be given to you as an offering, to solidify in clay or whatever it is you do to such offerings.

Asmodean

See, THIS is how all newbies should be.  :D

World dominations and offerings for His Asmoness. PERFECT.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Amicale

Quote from: Asmodean on March 23, 2012, 05:50:43 PM
See, THIS is how all newbies should be.  :D

World dominations and offerings for His Asmoness. PERFECT.  :D

Here, Asmo. Take these as a sacrifice. I believe they're chocolate, so they're bound to be tasty and well as delightfully evil to eat.



"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Asmodean

Ooh! Ooh!

Asmo pleased. The weather may turn for the better by tomorrow.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.