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The Asmodean world domination project.

Started by Tank, February 05, 2012, 08:38:54 AM

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Quote from: Amicale on February 13, 2012, 07:04:05 AM
Asmo! Fantastic news! I just found an evil girlfriend for you!


Schweet!  ;D

The Asmo will take the benefits and screw the friendship. (Unless she does first  :D )
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding


Asmodean

I think The Grumpy Lumpy was originally discovered on a Chinese website. Not that one though.

...But then, he is a part of an emoticon set, so the www is probably full of him.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 13, 2012, 08:17:25 AM
The Chinese are experimenting with Asmos!

http://article.pchome.net/content-811554-7.html



Is it possible that the Asmo has an entire range of emotions?  Blushing Asmo is my favorite.  What do we have to say to Asmo to get him to change his avatar to that?

Tank

Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 02:32:48 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on February 13, 2012, 08:17:25 AM
The Chinese are experimenting with Asmos!

http://article.pchome.net/content-811554-7.html



Is it possible that the Asmo has an entire range of emotions?  Blushing Asmo is my favorite.  What do we have to say to Asmo to get him to change his avatar to that?

I could change it, but wouldn't, as I'b be really pissed off if somebody did that to mine  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ali

No no, we can't force him to blush.  We beguile him into blushing.  Which do you think would make him blush first?  Flattery or filth?

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

Quote from: Ali on February 13, 2012, 04:39:46 PM
No no, we can't force him to blush.  We beguile him into blushing.  Which do you think would make him blush first?  Flattery or filth?
Hahah!

Give it your best shot and I promise that the avatar will be changed for a time if you succeed.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

Obviously I can't do the flirting thing  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Ali

Oh my.  I actually recoiled from the snot picture.

Hmmmm.  I guess we need to start whispering sweet nothings into Asmo's...um....hearing hole? (He doesn't appear to have ears.)

Asmo, your clay.   It's so....grey, and lumpy.  I like that in a man.  *twirls hair around her finger*

Crap.  I'm actually really out of practice with this whole flirty thing.  SweetD, a little help?  You seem like you could flirt the gray out of Asmo's clay.

Amicale

Asmo, my darling, perfectly shaped lump of clay... lets run away, get busy on a kiln (if you know what I mean), and make beautiful pottery together!


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan