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The Asmodean world domination project.

Started by Tank, February 05, 2012, 08:38:54 AM

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Tank

#45
February 09, 2012, 06:37:18 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Davin

#46
February 09, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2012, 06:37:18 PM
I just noticed that when I made that, I didn't put his eyes looking the same direction they normally do.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

#47
February 09, 2012, 07:11:34 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: Tank on February 09, 2012, 06:37:18 PM
I just noticed that when I made that, I didn't put his eyes looking the same direction they normally do.
We could do with a complete set of 'Lumpies'  ;)
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Davin

#48
February 09, 2012, 08:27:46 PM
In that case, here's one:
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Ali

#49
February 09, 2012, 08:35:32 PM
That's....mesmorizing.

Davin

#50
February 09, 2012, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 09, 2012, 08:35:32 PMThat's....mesmorizing.
As you watch, you are being brain washed to join the Asmo army.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Amicale

#51
February 09, 2012, 08:39:02 PM
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 08:37:05 PM
Quote from: Ali on February 09, 2012, 08:35:32 PMThat's....mesmorizing.
As you watch, you are being brain washed to join the Asmo army.

Davin, that's awesome!

No need to brainwash us though, most of us here would probably join willingly. I hear there's free alcohol. Right, Asmo?


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Siz

#52
February 09, 2012, 09:14:07 PM
Superb Davin!

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Ali

#53
February 09, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Must....join....Asmo....Army.....

Even now I feel myself starting to get grayer and lumpier....and my teeth are getting pointier....

Sweetdeath

#54
February 09, 2012, 11:06:53 PM
Does the Asmo army offer cute maids and chocolate?
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Asmodean

#55
February 09, 2012, 11:39:01 PM
Yes. Free alcohol for the minions.

oO(A set of Asmo emoticons. Step 742 complete  :D )
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#56
February 10, 2012, 07:13:29 AM
Quote from: Davin on February 09, 2012, 08:27:46 PM
In that case, here's one:

This is really impressive!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Magdalena

#57
February 13, 2012, 05:59:40 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 09, 2012, 11:39:01 PM
Yes. Free alcohol for the minions.

oO(A set of Asmo emoticons. Step 742 complete  :D )

Mr. Asmo,
I have always feared you. There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Asmodean

#58
February 13, 2012, 06:57:34 AM
Quote from: magdalena on February 13, 2012, 05:59:40 AM
There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.
An evil lump of clay with initiative. Initiative and malicious intentions. Intentions of world domination, no less.  ;D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Amicale

#59
February 13, 2012, 07:04:05 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on February 13, 2012, 06:57:34 AM
Quote from: magdalena on February 13, 2012, 05:59:40 AM
There is nothing more dangerous than a lump of clay with an initiative.
An evil lump of clay with initiative. Initiative and malicious intentions. Intentions of world domination, no less.  ;D

Asmo! Fantastic news! I just found an evil girlfriend for you!



"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan
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