The Asmodean world domination project.

[Sweetdeath]

Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?

How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention.  

Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.

I really feel like we'd get along irl.

[Magdalena]

Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing.  

When the world was created, the earth saw it and named it A.S.M.O: Abominable Spiteful Mushy Object.

Its purpose was to do an A.S.M.O: Anti-Serene Malicious Offensive.

He said, "I am A.S.M.O: A Self-Made Oppressor." He created the A.S.M.O: A Small Militant Organization to A.S.M.O: Abolish Silly Molding Objects. 

His motto: A.S.M.O: Always Stray, Multiform, Obstinate.

He is mainly followed by A.S.M.O.S: Atheists Suspiciously Masked Often Secluded.

His side-kick: T.A.N.K: Top Advisor Notorious Know-it-all and A.S.M.O, plan to A.S.M.O: Annihilate Scriptures Mystifying Others.

If the church has A.S.M.O : Abused, Shamed, Mislead, Oppressed you,
Join the H.A.F: Happy Atheist Forum and A.S.M.O: Amend Silly Misshapen  Origins. 

[Asmodean]

Your ASMO-stock just shot up by over a thousand percent.

[Amicale]

Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing.  

When the world was created, the earth saw it and named it A.S.M.O: Abominable Spiteful Mushy Object.

Its purpose was to do an A.S.M.O: Anti-Serene Malicious Offensive.

He said, "I am A.S.M.O: A Self-Made Oppressor." He created the A.S.M.O: A Small Militant Organization to A.S.M.O: Abolish Silly Molding Objects. 

His motto: A.S.M.O: Always Stray, Multiform, Obstinate.

He is mainly followed by A.S.M.O.S: Atheists Suspiciously Masked Often Secluded.

His side-kick: T.A.N.K: Top Advisor Notorious Know-it-all and A.S.M.O, plan to A.S.M.O: Annihilate Scriptures Mystifying Others.

If the church has A.S.M.O : Abused, Shamed, Mislead, Oppressed you,
Join the H.A.F: Happy Atheist Forum and A.S.M.O: Amend Silly Misshapen  Origins. 

I'm A.S.M.O: Amazed, Smiling, Mouth Open: 

That was clever of you!!

[Magdalena]

Your ASMO-stock just shot up by over a thousand percent.

I am honored, your heinous highness.
(I told you I was your fan) 

[Tank]

Evidence of infiltration is coming to light!

[Ali]

Another Asmo sighting.

http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/

See him lurking there in the upper right corner, all grey and lumpy?

[Tank]

Another Asmo sighting.

http://asmo.arc.nasa.gov/

See him lurking there in the upper right corner, all grey and lumpy?

Astute observation!

[Guardian85]

New intel has revealed one of the primary financial backings of the AWDP (Asmodean World Domination Project).

http://www.asmo.co.jp/en/

[Ali]

Intel has also revealed the tiny little cars that he is building for his Asmothralls.  If there is anything Asmo is concerned about, it's getting good gas mileage.  *nods solemnly*

http://www.asmokarts.com/

[Sweetdeath]

Intel has also revealed the tiny little cars that he is building for his Asmothralls.  If there is anything Asmo is concerned about, it's getting good gas mileage.  *nods solemnly*

http://www.asmokarts.com/

Asmokarts~~  <3 That is adorable.

[Asmodean]

Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. 

[The Magic Pudding]

Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. 

Couldn't you fuel them with the flesh of your victims?
There must be a fair bit of oil in those obese people.

[Amicale]

Mileage..? It's a necessity, you see... With an Armada of so many Asmothralls and the current dislike of Iran around the West, the price of keeping them motorized is getting outrageously steep. 

Couldn't you fuel them with the flesh of your victims?
There must be a fair bit of oil in those obese people.

No, no, you're looking at it all wrong. You put the heaviest, sturdiest people on the tanks to make the impact even more effective when everyone else gets steamrolled. Why get the lightweights to do the work? They're the ones who ought to run for their lives.