The Asmodean world domination project.

[Ali]

Asmo, my darling, perfectly shaped lump of clay... lets run away, get busy on a kiln (if you know what I mean), and make beautiful pottery together!

Ooooh, good one.

Asmo, love, I can think of a few things I'd like to mold you into.  Naughty things.

[Buddy]

You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. 

[Amicale]

You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. 

Normally a very good idea for humans, but in this case, I don't care if his clay gets all OVER me. 

[Buddy]

I almost feel that this has passed the creepy level is is bordering NSFW.  I hope Asmo isn't creeped out.

[Amicale]

I almost feel that this has passed the creepy level is is bordering NSFW.  I hope Asmo isn't creeped out.

The goal is to make him blush. Whatever it takes. Asmo will understand our tactics.

[Ali]

You guys have sculpting knives and gloves? Better practice safe pottering. 

Normally a very good idea for humans, but in this case, I don't care if his clay gets all OVER me. 

There are some days when I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination.   

Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?

[Asmodean]

That last one made me uneasy!

The Asmo, however, just shrugged and saved it to gallery.

I hope Asmo isn't creeped out.

Takes a LOT of work, that. Nowhere near blushing OR being creeped out yet. 

[Asmodean]

Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?

How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention.  

Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.

[Ali]

Asmo, are you blushing yet, or shall we keep on sexually harrassing you?

How would sexual harrassment make an Asmo blush? He revels in free attention.  

Megalomania... It likes being brushed and stroked.

Hmmmmmm

I'm starting to think that I'll blush long before you do if I have to keep kicking this up a notch.  *Retires to corner to start thinking of a new strategy*

[Guardian85]

Blushing requires blood. I think you have little to work with here, Ali...

[Ali]

Oh, so that's the problem!  Probably he doesn't have any blood in his face because our overtures have routed it all to his pants!

(Anything?  Blushing yet?  Because I am.)

[Asmodean]

(Anything?  Blushing yet?  Because I am.)

Nope. Nothing.

And since The Asmo just woke up, there is indeed blood in his boxers.  

EDIT: Here are some Asmo-basics for you:

I am not embarrassed by having a boner in public while wearing sweatpants (Has happened), so talk of erections, ejaculations, vaginas, orgasms or weird fetishes doesn't provoke any reaction at all.

I am not embarrassed by people laughing at me - if it's humorous, I laugh with them. Ignore otherwise.

I do not blush from flattery - the deserved flattery I take as no more than my due, the undeserved, I dismiss as flattery while adding a plus to the flatterer's margin in my book for the effort.

Is it possible to make me blush? Yes, I guess it is. However, one would need to push the right buttons and even I have no idea what they are.

[The Magic Pudding]

Oh dear, as fond of you all as I am you can be so frustratingly linear.



I think it would help Asmo to capture more victims if he looked less threatening when hunting the innocent.
Some nice pink blusher would make him look less dangerous from a distance. 
By the time the poor things realise the danger it will be too late.

If this doesn't get him busy blushing with the brush I provided only a super villain of the century award from by his peers could possibly succeed.

[Buddy]

[Ali]

Pudding!  I see what you're doing there.  Very crafty.