The Asmodean world domination project.

[Tank]

For those members new to this forum I feel it only fair to warn you that we have a very sweet megalomaniac member, Asmodean (aka Asmo) who is hell-bent on world domination.

Original Passport Image



'Happy Disguise'



French Disguise



Sighted in Norway (his natural home) on a genetically engineered camel



Attempting to subvert the administration



Having carnal knowledge of his 'moll'.



Impersonating Santa Claus



Please post any further sightings on this thread!

[The Magic Pudding]

With fake nose


Happy after a good meal


A lacky stealing a prototype for his air force.


His military at the beginning of his Russian campaign.


The successful conclusion of the Russian campaign, shortly before he installed Putin into leadership as his puppet.


His steak knife, unfortunately Santa's blood has been wiped away.

[Asmodean]

Ooh! I like this thread. Seems so... Appealing.  

[Siz]

A trusted lieutenant (callsign Emodean) attempts a worldly-domination on Bud-of-Scissorlegs and is duly punished.
However, the lime-jelly interior of this specimen identifies it as a fraud - not a true Asmo. A true Asmo would never be so humiliated.

Bud-of-Scissorlegs is now in hiding on an undisclosed planet and lives in fear of reprisal.

[Asmodean]

...And The Legion is searching. 

[Gawen]

*Laffin really really hard*...

Now that Asmodean's No 1 nemesis' Pinky and the Brain and Dexter of Dexter Laboratories are no longer in the running for world domination, he has to contend with the likes of Stewie.

Whereas Stewie has a 'wayback' machine and can fire M16's at the age of 16 months, one cannot be fooled by Asmo. As can be seen in a leaked photo above, he has had help from Willy Gawenschmidt Aktiengesellschaft providing him with state of the art aircraft and from Roddenbery Replicators to provide him with the necessary pilots.

Reports are surfacing that he has indicated a desire for Milton Bradley fighting vehicles and a dozen or so Tom Cruise Missiles (the latest version nicknamed 'Oprah). The Tom Cruise missiles have been known to "act up", but they get the job done ninety percent of the time.

How does the seemingly indomitable Asmo do it; from whence comes his money? Well, he has the majority of shares in Photoshop and a very fine ecommerce shop providing tee shirts specialising in, what else...photos of himself in various poses.

[Ali]

Asmos have jelly inside?!?

*Eyes the baby Asmos she has been pushing around in a pram speculatively*

[Buddy]

Rofl! I like the Bud-of Scissorlegs!

[Amicale]

I am  like crazy here!

Here's the photo I took of him. It was a covert operation. I was sneaking him pills and thermometers in a rare moment of being under the weather. I WOULD have caught him in his bathrobe unawares, but being spherical, Asmos do not do so well with bathrobes, so I caught him in the grumpy lumpy buff. 

[Guardian85]

This picture is suspected to be of the Asmo itself in a rare undercover foray into the world of mere mortals. The apperance of the Asmo in this image is believed to be the preferred form of the Asmo when in human guise.

The condition of the norwegian  agent who took this image is currently unknown. Experience from previous intel ops against the Asmo may suggest he has been hunted down and eaten.

[Asmodean]

Is a really cute looking pic too 

[Amicale]

Emo Asmo really reminds me of Adam Lambert.  (and to me, that's a fun thing!)

[Tank]

We have information that there was an Emo Asmo at some point, but as yet that is missing!

[Mocha Chief]

I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!

[Tank]

I am Asmo's Mini-Me. Fear me!

I shall fear you a little.