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Re: Know any good quotes?

Started by ForTheLoveOfAll, February 16, 2011, 02:23:38 PM

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xSilverPhinx

"It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools."
--- ECCLESIASTES [7:5], BIBLE

Who said that the bible isn't quotable even by atheists? ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Asmodean

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 06, 2011, 03:53:19 PM
Who said that the bible isn't quotable even by atheists? ;D
Well, the devil can quote a scripture to fit his needs, so why can't we?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Asmodean on November 06, 2011, 03:56:51 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 06, 2011, 03:53:19 PM
Who said that the bible isn't quotable even by atheists? ;D
Well, the devil can quote a scripture to fit his needs, so why can't we?

How do we even know that it wasn't written by the devil in the first place? ::)

The bible itself is all the reason why I reject it ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


j.woodard24

"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
-Thomas Jefferson
Some shameless self promotion - An Atheist Amnesiac: http://www.youtube.com/user/24arimar.

Asmodean

Hanlon's Razor. Methink it should be here.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

" If God is good, why is he so bad at it?"
-myself-


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Recusant

#156
A chance to get three Hitchens avatars in a row!

If we're going to have Hanlon's Razor here, we need Richard Bos's corollary to Hanlon's Razor --

Stupidity maintained long enough is a form of malice.

* * *

. . . This will not last, so to commemorate it:

"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken


unholy1971

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
- Confucius

Amalthea

"They were...well, Beautiful People! - not 'students', 'clerks', 'salesgirls', 'executive trainees' - Christ, don't give me your occupation-game labels! We are Beautiful People, ascendant from your robot junkyard."
-Tom Wolfe The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

"Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life..."
-Lester Burnham American Beauty

"If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha"
-Lin-chi


Good stuff I think

Crocoduck

Quote from: Amalthea on December 27, 2011, 11:47:50 PM
"If you meet the Buddha, kill the Buddha"
-Lin-chi


Good stuff I think
;D


As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

lomfs24

If all the cars of the world were placed end to end, there would be some idiot at the back trying to pass! ~Unknown

"The problem with quotes on the internet is it's difficult to verify their validity." ~ Abraham Lincoln.

lomfs24

63.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ~lomfs24 

Crocoduck

Quote from: lomfs24 on December 28, 2011, 04:03:14 PM
63.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. ~lomfs24 
I always understood it was 63.8%.
As we all know, the miracle of fishes and loaves is only scientifically explainable through the medium of casseroles
Dobermonster
However some of the jumped up jackasses do need a damn good kicking. Not that they will respond to the kicking but just to show they can be kicked
Some dude in a Tank

Tank

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
-unknown-


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-