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I've decided to convert to Islam.

Started by Amicale, April 01, 2012, 06:14:59 AM

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OldGit

Good one, Amicale!  You had me fooled for a couple of minutes. 


Anne D.

You totally got me, Amicale. Completely forgot it was April Fool's Day and was shaking my head in disbelief. Good one :D

Hector Valdez

I guess you're my enemy for today, heathen scum.  :D

I actually had a brief stint with Islam once. It didn't last very long when 9/11 happened.  ::)

Amicale

 ;D Glad to be of service to so many of you today!

Of course, Allah told me in a dream that it was right and proper to lie to infidels like all of you.  :D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

DeterminedJuliet

Amicale, can I just say that I approve of the new Avatar.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Amicale

Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 01, 2012, 11:49:13 PM
Amicale, can I just say that I approve of the new Avatar.

Thank you! I left the Muslims and went back to the church of Ceiling Cat.  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

xSilverPhinx

If I hadn't already expected a thread of of this sort today (though I had been expecting one on Christianity...but Islam ??? ) I would've thought the world went crazy for a moment. ;)

LOL
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Sandra Craft

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on April 01, 2012, 10:29:32 AM
We have had an atheist/Satanist going through the conversion to Islam.  :-X

Yeah, where has she been lately?

Quote from: Amicale on April 02, 2012, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 01, 2012, 11:49:13 PM
Amicale, can I just say that I approve of the new Avatar.

Thank you! I left the Muslims and went back to the church of Ceiling Cat.  ;D

I ditto the approval of the new avatar.  Altho I rather prefer Basement Cat myself, I tend to fall from ceilings.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Sweetdeath

Quote from: Amicale on April 02, 2012, 01:05:18 AM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 01, 2012, 11:49:13 PM
Amicale, can I just say that I approve of the new Avatar.

Thank you! I left the Muslims and went back to the church of Ceiling Cat.  ;D

Awww, your icon is adorable!!!

I was jus thinking that today. Maybe she moved to Egypt, got married, and became a ' proper woman' ? ::)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Firebird

To your credit, my first thought was "Damn, someone must've hacked her account!"
"Great, replace one book about an abusive, needy asshole with another." - Will (moderator) on replacing hotel Bibles with "Fifty Shades of Grey"

Ali

LOL!!!  I'm so freaking gullible.  I just got done responding to the thread about April Fools Day, and I still didn't catch on.  I was like "Whaaaaaaaa?  Whaaaaaaa?"  LOL  You got me good, Amicale.  Now pass the virgins, please.

Amicale

Quote from: Ali on April 02, 2012, 06:02:45 PM
LOL!!!  I'm so freaking gullible.  I just got done responding to the thread about April Fools Day, and I still didn't catch on.  I was like "Whaaaaaaaa?  Whaaaaaaa?"  LOL  You got me good, Amicale.  Now pass the virgins, please.

ROFL!

;D

Ooooh man I had too much fun with April 1 this year... and Ali, you, Asmo and I will have to share the virgins.  :D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Truthseeker

So I noticed the thread title and thought it would be some type of spoof on Islam or something.  I then started to read.  I got to the third for fourth post and went FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.  She is serious.  This subsequent to some enriching discussions with her in the recent past here on HAF.  So I read on to get to the bottom of what had to be just a momentary laps of reason.  PMs were already written in my head.  Then the grenade from which I pulled the pin when I opened this thread exploded in my hand.     

This was dirty Amicale.  You are evil and should be destroyed. 

Jking.  HAF would not be the same without you.  Great tease!  And very glad to hear that that is all it was. 

Suffering is the breaking of the shell that encloses one's understanding.  Khalil Gibran

Asmodean

...So, can The Asmo put his original comment back now? It's the seond of April after all.  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Amicale

Quote from: Asmodean on April 02, 2012, 07:36:04 PM
...So, can The Asmo put his original comment back now? It's the seond of April after all.  ???

ROFL, Truthseeker! Yeah, very glad that it was only a tease, too! If you EVER see me posting something like this at any other time of the year, PLEASE someone send me a PM asap cause it'll mean my head's went nuts on me again.

Asmo, you can CERTAINLY put your original comment back. LOL, thanks for being a good sport, buddy.  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan