I've decided to convert to Islam.

[Sweetdeath]

...So, can The Asmo put his original comment back now? It's the seond of April after all.  ???

Do it

[Asmodean]

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...  ???

I forgot. 

Was something about this obviously being one of them ridiculous april the first pranks and The Asmo being equally distrustful of people in April, May and all the other months and not getting the point of it all.

[Guardian85]

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... ...
...  ???

I forgot. 

Was something about this obviously being one of them ridiculous april the first pranks and The Asmo being equally distrustful of people in April, May and all the other months and not getting the point of it all.

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

[Asmodean]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

[Ali]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

My head hurts.   

[Tank]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

My head hurts.   

That's what happens when the Asmo falls on you from a great height!

[Ali]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

My head hurts.   

That's what happens when the Asmo falls on you from a great height!

*Snort*

This is a most excellent mental picture.  Ali is sitting on her nice red couch, quietly reading a book.  What's that sound?  Ali looks up, to see all six feet of Asmo (leather clad, no doubt) falling at her from the 20 ft ceiling.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 

[Guardian85]

*Snort*

This is a most excellent mental picture.  Ali is sitting on her nice red couch, quietly reading a book.  What's that sound?  Ali looks up, to see all six feet of Asmo (leather clad, no doubt) falling at her from the 20 ft ceiling.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 

Oh, the horror....

[Amicale]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

My head hurts.   

That's what happens when the Asmo falls on you from a great height!

*Snort*

This is a most excellent mental picture.  Ali is sitting on her nice red couch, quietly reading a book.  What's that sound?  Ali looks up, to see all six feet of Asmo (leather clad, no doubt) falling at her from the 20 ft ceiling.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! 

You just better hope he wasn't sitting in a bathtub that broke through the ceiling before he fell on you...

... and that he doesn't have all his piercings in. I reckon that might hurt. 

[xSilverPhinx]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

Quick, somebody make up some weird philosophical concept about how the Asmo and the Asmo are the same Asmo.

[Amicale]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

Quick, somebody make up some weird philosophical concept about how the Asmo and the Asmo are the same Asmo.

Sure. Three Asmopersons in one Asmo. All hail the Grey Lump.

[Firebird]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

Quick, somebody make up some weird philosophical concept about how the Asmo and the Asmo are the same Asmo.

Sure. Three Asmopersons in one Asmo. All hail the Grey Lump.

It's the new Trinity. The Asmo, the Asmon, and the Holy Asmit. I can't wrap my head around how they're all the same but different, just like the Holy Trinity

[xSilverPhinx]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

Quick, somebody make up some weird philosophical concept about how the Asmo and the Asmo are the same Asmo.

Sure. Three Asmopersons in one Asmo. All hail the Grey Lump.

It's the new Trinity. The Asmo, the Asmon, and the Holy Asmit. I can't wrap my head around how they're all the same but different, just like the Holy Trinity

Might as well add a fourth. The Asmo, the Asmon, the Asmin and the Holy Asmit. The Holy Quartet, sounds like a band... 

[Sweetdeath]

The fourth wall?
A paradox??

Oh, Asmo~

[Guardian85]

The Asmo is actually so distrusting, and distrustful at the same time that he does not even trust himself. 

No need for The Asmo to trust or distrust The Asmo because The Asmo and The Asmo are the same Asmo.

Quick, somebody make up some weird philosophical concept about how the Asmo and the Asmo are the same Asmo.

Sure. Three Asmopersons in one Asmo. All hail the Grey Lump.

It's the new Trinity. The Asmo, the Asmon, and the Holy Asmit. I can't wrap my head around how they're all the same but different, just like the Holy Trinity

Might as well add a fourth. The Asmo, the Asmon, the Asmin and the Holy Asmit. The Holy Quartet, sounds like a band... 

Add to this the fact that he is an occational ass-hat and the confusion is total.