Member quotes

[Genericguy]

I noticed tank has quotes from members in his "tag line" (having a brain fart, is that what it's called?) I would very much enjoy reading more of them. I like the idea of reading amazing quotes that were most likely blurted out in the middle of a conversation. It could be a locked sticky and only admins get to chose them. Kind of like a trophy case of logic.

[Tank]

Tag line = Signature

I see no reason why this thread shouldn't be the repository for home grown quotes; so I'll start.

"Something is true because it matches reality, not because some well-regarded person said it." - The Black Jester.
"Don't let someone else's bullshit ruin your day." - Will
"quoting the Bible doesn't convince atheists, as the Bible is not a holy book to us." - fester30

[Sweetdeath]

I can't remember any of them, but Asmo has said a lot worth quoting.

[Guardian85]

Good idea.
But now I have to come up with something clever to say... 

[Siz]

I can't remember any of them, but Asmo has said a lot worth quoting.

If you throw enough mud...
 

[xSilverPhinx]

I can't remember any of them, but Asmo has said a lot worth quoting.

See sig

[Tank]

"We carry suitcases of bullshit from the past in our present mind." - pytheas

So true!

[Asmodean]

I can't remember any of them, but Asmo has said a lot worth quoting.

If you throw enough mud...
 

...It might form an Asmo in the cosmic game of chance. Kind of like shaking a box of gears into a clock. 

[En_Route]

My personal favourite is the one of the few comprehensible statements uttered by Jacques Derrida: "If life was simple, word would have got round by now."

[Anne D.]

From Asmo: So, "spiritual but not religious" is pretty much "superstitious, but not in a union"

[Tank]

"those who stick their noses in the lifes of others do so because they have no life of their own worth sticking to" - pytheas 

[Sandra Craft]

Stevil: My neighbour's cat knows more than "He". The bar isn't set very high here.

[Amicale]

I thought we ought to start a thread of funny, odd things we've seen around the forums. Just great quotes, etc, that we enjoy from all of our fun, whacky members. Feel free to toss in any that you find! Here are a few to get us going:

"Yes, place pure metals on your pressure points and face the four corners to re-align your obesity aura." - Ali

"I f**kin' knew it! Future-Tank is running Norway." - Scissorlegs

"(Talking about Jesus) I don't like fish.  Why couldn't he conjure up a nice curry?" - OldGit

"You should get an Asmo in full leather and a vile mood for dealing with people like that. " - Asmodean

"sheesh?
Ha-sheesh?
Sheesh kebab?" - Pytheas

[Tank]

"Although, I've always found that fundamentalism is more than capable of taking the fun out of just about anything, all on its own!" - Amicale

[Amicale]

"Just remember to feed the Asmo regularly and you'll be fine (Hes like a big clay puppy really) " - Augustus