If when you die you meet God...

[Guardian85]

So what was that whole circumcision thing about? Bored?

You beat me to it...


"Where the hell did you come from?"

[Ali]

"Do you like pina coladas?  And getting caught in the rain?"

[Tank]

"Do you like pina coladas?  And getting caught in the rain?"

[Sweetdeath]

"Do you like pina coladas?  And getting caught in the rain?"

LOL

[marengo]

SONOFA.........!!! Did you catch the death-bed conversion? You may have missed it, 'cause it was at the last nano-second. Would I lie to you, Honey?

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

So really, how in the hell did you get two kangaroos and two panthers over to Africa and into the ark? Airmail? Did you teach the kangaroos how to swim?

[Asmodean]

What I find slightly surprising, is that people seem to indeed have something to say to the hypothetical god.

My reply is so far the only one prompted by a hypothetical action or question, no?

[Ali]

Who would want to be such a control freak?

(Inspired by Modest Mouse's song, Bukowski...the lyrics ask the same question regarding God.)

Oooh, I love Modest Mouse!  My favorite song of theirs really sums it up as far as I'm concerned.  (Ocean Breathes Salty)

Your body may be gone, I'm gonna carry you in.
In my head, in my heart, in my soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both live again.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Don't think so.

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. I had to think awhile.

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
And maybe we'll get lucky and we'll both grow old.
Well I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hope so.

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.
Collected my belongings and I left the jail.
Well thanks for the time, I needed to think a spell.
I had to think awhile. (I had to think awhile) I had to think awhile.

Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You missed when time and life shook hands and said goodbye. (You missed)
When the earth folded in on itself. (You missed)
And said "Good luck, for your sake I hope heaven and hell (You missed, you missed)
are really there, but I wouldn't hold my breath." (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death? (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?
In your head, in your mouth, in your soul.
The more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind.
Well I don't mind. I don't mind. How the hell could I mind?

Well that is that and this is this.
You tell me what you want and I'll tell you what you get.
You get away from me. (You get away from me) You get away from me.

Well that is that and this is this.
Will you tell me what you saw and I'll tell you what you missed,
when the ocean met the sky. (You missed, you missed)
You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?

I think I'll put that in my signature!

[Asmodean]

I think I'll put that in my signature!

TRY and The Asmo will park Tank up your driveway! Any post with several omments from you would be a mile long with THAT sig.


No, not really, but let's not make signatures twice as long as most posts, shall we?

[Ali]

I think I'll put that in my signature!

TRY and The Asmo will park Tank up your driveway! Any post with several omments from you would be a mile long with THAT sig.


No, not really, but let's not make signatures twice as long as most posts, shall we?

LOL Asmo!  Not the whole thing!!!!

[Asmodean]

LOL Asmo!  Not the whole thing!!!!

Ah..! Well, in that case, carry on. 

[Wessik]

"Jesus Christ!!!"

[Guardian85]

I am surprised nobody has said "Holy Shit!" yet.

[fester30]

Okay let's put this to rest... who killed JFK, and did he/she act alone?

[The Magic Pudding]

Okay let's put this to rest... who killed JFK, and did he/she act alone?

It wasn't me.
I was mostly acting alone when I didn't shoot JFK.