If when you die you meet God...

[Asmodean]

Okay let's put this to rest... who killed JFK, and did he/she act alone?

It wasn't me.
I was mostly acting alone when I didn't shoot JFK.

The Asmo, he was conspiring not to be born at the time, also alone.

[The Magic Pudding]

So really, how in the hell did you get two kangaroos and two panthers over to Africa and into the ark? Airmail? Did you teach the kangaroos how to swim?

Kangaroos can swim, they will go to water when chased by a dog and drown it.

Wouldn't it be lovely to have a Disney type movie with representatives of all the far flung animals getting the call from god and going on a long trip to board the ark. 

Wombat: No leopard you can't eat me, I'm on a mission from god!  Stop eating me, I'm on a mission from god...

[fester30]

So really, how in the hell did you get two kangaroos and two panthers over to Africa and into the ark? Airmail? Did you teach the kangaroos how to swim?

Kangaroos can swim, they will go to water when chased by a dog and drown it.

Wouldn't it be lovely to have a Disney type movie with representatives of all the far flung animals getting the call from god and going on a long trip to board the ark. 

Wombat: No leopard you can't eat me, I'm on a mission from god!  Stop eating me, I'm on a mission from god...

It's a hundred six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank o' gas, a half o' pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

[The Magic Pudding]

[fester30]

Platypus... Chicago Cubs' futility... Donald Trump... you're getting a kick out of all this, aren't you?

[Guardian85]

It's a hundred six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank o' gas, a half o' pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Love that movie!

[Tank]

It's a hundred six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank o' gas, a half o' pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Love that movie!

The first scene at the jail is shot at Joliette just outside Chicago. I went there and tried to get a photo of me standing outside the gate. The guards were not very nice

[Wessik]

I don't know what movie that is.

To the old man upstairs:

Ta, mensch. Mah...Die plaese ender dein sieten...meit Ich tantaege sie? Ich eure dasfur dein leulehksteil...
_{Hey bud, how's about letting me sit on that throne of yours? I hear you like to go low...}

Hmm... Perhaps something is lost in the translation...

[Genericguy]

I'd tell him about cars... The four horsemen of the apocalypse kind of loose their ability to intimidate when viewed through a rear view mirror.

[Asmodean]

I'd tell him about cars... The four horsemen of the apocalypse kind of loose their ability to intimidate when viewed through a rear view mirror.

Ooh! The apocalyptic horse race! The Asmo would bet on that.

[Wessik]

Well, I'm pretty sure that the four horsemen are giants. Hard to kill absractions, too. Do they use bows? Guns might be better.

[Asmodean]

Well, I'm pretty sure that the four horsemen are giants. Hard to kill absractions, too. Do they use bows? Guns might be better.

As I understand it, the supernatural militaries use very primitive weapons and tactics. In an open conflict, I'd bet on a column of tanks.

[NatsuTerran]

"What...What is you??"  O__O

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

So really, how in the hell did you get two kangaroos and two panthers over to Africa and into the ark? Airmail? Did you teach the kangaroos how to swim?

Kangaroos can swim, they will go to water when chased by a dog and drown it.

Wouldn't it be lovely to have a Disney type movie with representatives of all the far flung animals getting the call from god and going on a long trip to board the ark. 

Wombat: No leopard you can't eat me, I'm on a mission from god!  Stop eating me, I'm on a mission from god...

It's a hundred six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank o' gas, a half o' pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Joe Rogan said something similar to the wombat quote in his stand up comedy.  What did the animals eat since animals eat other animals! There is a hole in this story!

[pytheas]

I would not say anything.

Actually as I am dying I will probably meet all the gods having an orgy with my brethren, dead ancestor family to the erectus uncle and the secrets of the event horizon will be broadcast. Near death experience  out-of-body space travel etc. and the rest.

You can experience this without actually dying, by the way.


but if I get your question, what do you say after you are dead, departed  and then you meet god (?which one)

I would say nothing. If the "I" still existed then I would be God.
incidently, while you are living you are your god your body is your temple and a chemical switch prevents you from burning it down to the ground.