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Started by Thunder Road, January 10, 2012, 06:15:34 AM

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Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

xXxWashburnxXx

Evolution is JUST a theory. Ya know, like gravity!

AnimatedDirt


Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

AnimatedDirt


AnimatedDirt

Quote from: RunFromMyLife on January 26, 2012, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 26, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 26, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
Quote from: Robert on January 20, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Mulligan!!

Now that's funny!!

I don't get it... must be an american thing.

"Mulligan" is a golf term: "when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action"

The funny is two-fold for me.

1.  The mulligan is to do "better" the second time...hopefully.  And I'm no golfer, but isn't it the case that a mulligan can be taken only from the tee shot?  Maybe not.

2.  The mulligan cannot be taken at the end of the game when the scores are added up.

Guardian85

Quote from: RunFromMyLife on January 26, 2012, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 26, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 26, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
Quote from: Robert on January 20, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Mulligan!!

Now that's funny!!

I don't get it... must be an american thing.

"Mulligan" is a golf term: "when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action"

Right. The only thing I know about golf is that it is acceptable for middle aged men to dress up like pimps.

Thanks for the explenation.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

Quote from: Guardian85 on January 27, 2012, 08:21:47 AM
Quote from: RunFromMyLife on January 26, 2012, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 26, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 26, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
Quote from: Robert on January 20, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Mulligan!!

Now that's funny!!

I don't get it... must be an american thing.

"Mulligan" is a golf term: "when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action"

Right. The only thing I know about golf is that it is acceptable for middle aged men to dress up like pimps.

Thanks for the explenation.
Almost correct. Golf lets middle aged men think it is acceptable to dress up like pimps  :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85



"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

AnimatedDirt

Quote from: Tank on January 27, 2012, 08:40:32 AM
Almost correct. Golf lets middle aged men think it is acceptable to dress up like pimps  :D

Yes...only pimps wear polo shirts and khaki pants/shorts.  (I'm no golfer...maybe men on islands are different)

Sweetdeath

Quote from: Tank on January 27, 2012, 08:40:32 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 27, 2012, 08:21:47 AM
Quote from: RunFromMyLife on January 26, 2012, 10:09:52 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on January 26, 2012, 08:28:23 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on January 26, 2012, 08:27:48 PM
Quote from: Robert on January 20, 2012, 04:54:19 PM
Mulligan!!

Now that's funny!!

I don't get it... must be an american thing.

"Mulligan" is a golf term: "when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action"

Right. The only thing I know about golf is that it is acceptable for middle aged men to dress up like pimps.

Thanks for the explenation.
Almost correct. Golf lets middle aged men think it is acceptable to dress up like pimps  :D

LOL!
They wear plaid on plaid on plaid.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

history_geek

"Kato, Perkele...."

Unfortunately there's really no good translation for that, because the context can be the equivalent of "...of fuuuuuu....", "Oh, look, it's...." or "Oh wow....", largely depending on the tone of voice... :-\

But I find it funny to call "god" with either the name of an ancient pagan one, or the devil, depending on are you using the original meaning or the one given to it by the loving, good christian preachers.... ;D

and as for golf and pimps....:



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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Arthur C Clarke's Third Law
"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
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Tank

The one on the right looks like an escapee from My Little Pony!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

Huh. Must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque  ;D
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins