Ban The Poster Above You

[Tank]

Except when I choose ban you.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for arbitrary capriciousness.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
The arbitrary capriciousness syndrome... wouldn't you suffer from it as well if your banning hammer was as big as Tank's? 

...I would.

[No one]

ACS awareness spokesperson you will never be ban.

[Arturo]

I have the biggest hammer ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
That's debatable.












One time I said Tank probably had nice hidden assets. Asmo said Tank might have nice hidden assets, but he had the firmest. Now you claim to have the biggest hammer....prove it.

[No one]

Talk like that will get you nailed ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned.
Only in your realm. 

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Enough of this "mine is bigger than yours" talk.  Mine is bigger, and you are banned.

[Davin]

March of the ban hammers, ban.

[No one]

Waiting for the worms ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Early bird got 'em first ban.

[Magdalena]

Banned.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

First you are a hippie, then you are a butterfly, then you are a witch, then you are a bird. What next? A flying wombat? Banned for having a perpetual identity crisis.

[Dave]

Banned for disparaging another's right to be what they wanted to be when they want to be it!