Ban The Poster Above You

[OldGit]

Banned for linear banning.

[No one]

Shape of things to come ban.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for using the title of a Yardbirds song in your ban.

[Essie Mae]

Banned for banning the Yardbirds' song.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned because, as their rich attorney, I was only banning the unauthorized use of their song's name, thus protecting their intellectual property. I was not banning their song, which is legally unbannable, due to the fine (dare I say exceptional) legal representation afforded by yours truly.

[Magdalena]

Banned for

[No one]

Yakety yak, ban for talking back.

[Guardian85]

Banned for banning in bad rhyme.

[OldGit]

Banned for mistreatment of vegetables.

[xSilverPhinx]

Banned because pumpkins are fruit, not veggies.

[No one]

Squashing assumptions ban.

[PsychoBane]

Banned for stealing Kurt Cobain's hairstyle.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Banned for escaping the asylum.

[Magdalena]

Banned for being envious of PsychoBane's achievements.

[OldGit]

The butterfly of fate flits o'er the land -
A sudden gust, and Magdalena's banned!