What's on your mind today?

[Tank]

In a stunning turn of events somebody just listed their automatic Mini for sale and the address is less than two miles from where I live. This one is in better condition, has fewer miles, and is less expensive than the one in Chicago.

Praise Asmo!

another good turn of events!

I knew sacrificing a goat to Asmo was a good idea.

I doubt the goat agrees!

[NoHandlebarsAttached]

Not dead. Least, I don't think so.

[Buddy]

Not dead. Least, I don't think so.

Long time no see.

[NoHandlebarsAttached]

Certainly has been a minute. Between my grandmother almost dying, school, and whatever semblance of a social life I manage to maintain, it's been hard to use forums.

[Magdalena]

^^^
Hi, NoHandlebarsAttached It's nice to 'see' you again. I think the last time we 'saw' you was when you posted a photograph of a more slender you. --That was a long time ago.

[NoHandlebarsAttached]

Was it? Well, time flies, that doesn't seem like too long ago to me.

[Magdalena]

Was it? Well, time flies, that doesn't seem like too long ago to me.

Maybe I'm wrong. 
I think you came back again after you posted your picture. It's just that you say, "hi" and then "bye." You don't stay for too long. Maybe I didn't 'see' you last time you were here. Also, I've been having memory problems since The Great HAF Crash of 2015.   

[Tank]

Not dead. Least, I don't think so.

Hello!!!! 

[Guardian85]

Well, I arrived back home in the cold north last Saturday and have finally gotten mostly settled in. Liberated my old room from the clutches of my absent youngest brother, moved all his shit out and got my stuff mostly sorted.

So now I am a 30 year old, single, unemployed, bearded gamer living in his mom's basement.  I hate being a stereotype......

[Crow]

Well, I arrived back home in the cold north last Saturday and have finally gotten mostly settled in. Liberated my old room from the clutches of my absent youngest brother, moved all his shit out and got my stuff mostly sorted.

So now I am a 30 year old, single, unemployed, bearded gamer living in his mom's basement.  I hate being a stereotype......

Well you can always shave. Then you would be a well groomed 30 year old, single, unemployed, gamer living in his mums basement.

[Buddy]

Well, I arrived back home in the cold north last Saturday and have finally gotten mostly settled in. Liberated my old room from the clutches of my absent youngest brother, moved all his shit out and got my stuff mostly sorted.

So now I am a 30 year old, single, unemployed, bearded gamer living in his mom's basement.  I hate being a stereotype......

Well you can always shave. Then you would be a well groomed 30 year old, single, unemployed, gamer living in his mums basement.

Don't you dare shave. 

[Crow]

Well, I arrived back home in the cold north last Saturday and have finally gotten mostly settled in. Liberated my old room from the clutches of my absent youngest brother, moved all his shit out and got my stuff mostly sorted.

So now I am a 30 year old, single, unemployed, bearded gamer living in his mom's basement.  I hate being a stereotype......

Well you can always shave. Then you would be a well groomed 30 year old, single, unemployed, gamer living in his mums basement.

Don't you dare shave. 

Would he lose his Viking powers?

[Guardian85]

Well, I arrived back home in the cold north last Saturday and have finally gotten mostly settled in. Liberated my old room from the clutches of my absent youngest brother, moved all his shit out and got my stuff mostly sorted.

So now I am a 30 year old, single, unemployed, bearded gamer living in his mom's basement.  I hate being a stereotype......

Well you can always shave. Then you would be a well groomed 30 year old, single, unemployed, gamer living in his mums basement.

Don't you dare shave. 

I knew you thought I'm sexy. 

[Buddy]

I'm just saving your face from disaster. 

[Crow]

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/dec/08/bbc-presenter-calls-boxer-tyson-fury-dickhead-on-live-tv

Wish more presenters would be so frank.