What's on your mind today?

[xSilverPhinx]

I would keep one too, but I can't stand the smell of those. They all smell sickly sweet to me, to the point of inducing nausea.

I just swiped the bug off.

[Asmodean]

Well, The Asmo is a vengeful God when it comes to bugs AND He likes unusual smells.

[xSilverPhinx]

I ought to get a small grey replica of the Divine Asmo and place it on my desk, in hopes that it will scare bugs away. Catholics have their patron saints, Asmonites should also have a something similar.   

[Asmodean]

Yes! A replica made from His Divine Clay would certainly work. Those are also useful for slaying your enemies should they break into your house. Heavy, round and throwable, you know...

[Buddy]

People with beards: I want to get my brother a nice beard care kit for Christmas since he has been growing his out but I have no idea where to start. Suggestions?

[Guardian85]

Can't help. While I do sport a handsome, manly beard I only use a pair of small scissors, a dimestore comb and the clippers on my electric razor.

[Crow]

People with beards: I want to get my brother a nice beard care kit for Christmas since he has been growing his out but I have no idea where to start. Suggestions?

I don't have a beard (nor do I want one) but I know the basics to maintaining a good looking beard.

An exfoliator: Get rid of the crap that is hiding in there.
A beard trimmer: Keeps it looking well groomed and not like a tramp.
A razor: to sort out neck and stray hairs.
Beard oil: Keeps the beard feeling soft, looking strong and nice to the touch.
A Beard comb: So you don't look like a scruff.

Apart from the beard oil all the rest is pretty darn handy stuff to have anyway.

[Tank]

I too am new to facial topiary. Never heard of beard oil. I shall investigate.

[Crow]

I'm really feeling the after effects of Oldgits usual advice.

[OldGit]

Oh, dear!  Did you put enough whisky in?

[Asmodean]

Can't help. While I do sport a handsome, manly beard I only use a pair of small scissors, a dimestore comb and the clippers on my electric razor.

The Asmo uses one of those Brown vibrators with a beard trimmer on top. Works. Could probably work as a sex toy too, but that He hath not tested.

[jumbojak]

People with beards: I want to get my brother a nice beard care kit for Christmas since he has been growing his out but I have no idea where to start. Suggestions?

I don't have a beard (nor do I want one) but I know the basics to maintaining a good looking beard.

An exfoliator: Get rid of the crap that is hiding in there.
A beard trimmer: Keeps it looking well groomed and not like a tramp.
A razor: to sort out neck and stray hairs.
Beard oil: Keeps the beard feeling soft, looking strong and nice to the touch.
A Beard comb: So you don't look like a scruff.

Apart from the beard oil all the rest is pretty darn handy stuff to have anyway.

For the trimmer, get him a Wahl Peanut. It's small, yet powerful enough for even a tough beard like mine. Most trimmers just stop cutting on my beard but the Peanut has never given me any trouble.

[Buddy]

For the trimmer, get him a Wahl Peanut. It's small, yet powerful enough for even a tough beard like mine. Most trimmers just stop cutting on my beard but the Peanut has never given me any trouble.

I actually do have a Peanut that I use to trim pony ears and wiskers. They are pretty handy. 

Thanks for the suggestions everyone, I ended up getting him a tin of beard balm and a cedar scented bead oil.

[Pasta Chick]

BF just uses trimmers, a razor, soap and conditioner.  He can grow a beard like nobody's business though, so there's a great deal of shaving it off entirely and letting it grow back out.  I would guess it's different if you were going to keep a beard for a long period of time.

[Claireliontamer]

I've been drinking and enjoying coffee more than tea lately. .....I think I need a medical check up.