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Started by Godless, September 19, 2010, 11:45:49 PM

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Tank

#30
October 15, 2010, 01:40:02 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

PoopShoot

#31
October 15, 2010, 02:01:39 PM
Quote from: "Tank"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!
That's kind of the point.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

TheChainSmoker

#32
October 15, 2010, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"
Quote from: "Tank"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!
That's kind of the point.
Win.

KebertX

#33
October 15, 2010, 08:00:19 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.

I honestly have never heard a better piece of advice in my life.
"Reality is that which when you close your eyes it does not go away.  Ignorance is that which allows you to close your eyes, and not see reality."

"It can't be seen, smelled, felt, measured, or understood, therefore let's worship it!" ~ Anon.

Godless

#34
October 16, 2010, 10:09:33 AM
Quote from: "Tank"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!

I think she'd just see me as a perv then...

Tank

#35
October 16, 2010, 11:29:46 AM
Quote from: "Godless"
Quote from: "Tank"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!

I think she'd just see me as a perv then...
How well do you know her? You may be surprised  lol
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

wildfire_emissary

#36
October 16, 2010, 12:03:17 PM
Go out with her, man!
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire

PoopShoot

#37
October 16, 2010, 01:10:17 PM
Quote from: "Godless"
Quote from: "Tank"
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Set it up so she "accidentally" walks in on you fapping.  One way or the other, you're out of the friendzone.
No, being caught fapping would not have been a problem, more an encouragement!

I think she'd just see me as a perv then...
Congratulations, you successfully exited the friend zone.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

TheChainSmoker

#38
October 16, 2010, 07:21:05 PM
Quote from: "PoopShoot"Congratulations, you successfully exited the friend zone.

Exactly.
Look at it this way, when she walks in, just stare at her shocked for a few seconds and wait for a reaction. If it's disgust, well.. Play it off.. "Whoops". If she gives the reaction you want.. "Bang bang".
There's no possible way this could go wrong.

PoopShoot

#39
October 16, 2010, 07:26:49 PM
Quite frankly, if she's a grown woman, chances are she will understand and the "play off" will just be a "dry spell" excuse with no harm and no foul.  If she's not shocked, disgusted or embarrassed you're on your way in.  Even if she's embarrassed, you can still work it.  It's a win-win.
All hail Cancer Jesus!

KebertX

#40
October 17, 2010, 05:48:40 PM
Did you guys just seriously keep a page of discussion going to advise the OP to get caught jerking off by the girl who Friend Zoned him?

...

It's fucking brilliant, and the universe knows it!
"Reality is that which when you close your eyes it does not go away.  Ignorance is that which allows you to close your eyes, and not see reality."

"It can't be seen, smelled, felt, measured, or understood, therefore let's worship it!" ~ Anon.

tymygy

#41
October 17, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: "KebertX"Did you guys just seriously keep a page of discussion going to advise the OP to get caught jerking off by the girl who Friend Zoned him?

...

It's fucking brilliant, and the universe knows it!

I know, I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time.
Quote from: "Tank"The Catholic Church jumped on the Big Bang as if it were a choir boy! .

Ihateyoumike

#42
October 18, 2010, 10:37:30 PM
This thread is so full of win!!  :headbang:
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Thumpalumpacus

#43
October 18, 2010, 10:48:17 PM
Having followed this stroke from its inception, I whole-heartedly endorse the above descriptions of this thread.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

TheChainSmoker

#44
October 19, 2010, 01:50:00 AM
I personally can't wait until another girl puts me in the friend zone now.
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