I Didn't Get the Damned Memo

[Recusant]

According to Representative Randy Forbes (Republican, Virginia) there is a vast, well funded conspiracy operating in the United States. Its purpose is to drive religion out of the "marketplace of ideas." Maybe we're not working hard enough here at HAF to do our part, and that's why there hasn't been a nice slush fund provided for our use.

"Rep. Forbes: There Is A Massive Conspiracy Afoot Aimed At 'Killing And Destroying Faith In America Today'" | Right Wing Watch

"Most people don't even realize it," Forbes said, "and let me tell you, the dollars going into that organization is nine times the dollars going into the organizations trying to defend and protect faith in America."

Quit yer slackin' and get to it!

Private jets for all militant atheists!

[Essie Mae]

I'm coming over to get me a slice of that pie.

[Icarus]

Well sheeeit!.  I have been bypassed by the sneaky outfit that is furnishing nine times the money that the faith heads are receiving. I fear that age discrimination is in effect here.

One must wonder; Why in hell do we continue to elect second rate clowns to represent us in the hallowed halls of congress.  H.L. Mencken must have been pleased while he dismissed the claims of intelligence of the American public. He did so famously, frequently, and accurately. (sigh!)

[Firebird]

Man, you all haven't been trying hard enough. I've been riding high since I joined this site. I just go out into my godless little town and spread my prophecy of evil secularism, and people throw all their money at me. It's hard piloting the HAF Gulfstream all by myself, especially when I'm dropping all of my leaflets at the same time! Step up people! Slush fund won't manage itself!

[Tank]

Bwahahahahah 

[xSilverPhinx]

I'm coming over to get me a slice of that pie.

We should found a HAFist church. I suggest we charge people only 9,9% of their income, just to be competitive.   

[Icarus]

OK lets take a deep breath and ask some relevant questions.

Does that man actually believe what he is preaching?

Is he merely preaching to the faithful in such a way as to tell them what he believes they want to hear?

Is he a pathological liar who is compelled to mislead the gullible and con the intelligent?

Did he use this line of deranged bullshit reasoning to persuade the citizens to elect him to office?

Did he exercise originality and make this stuff up by himself or has he been influenced by one or more other crackpots?

[Sandra Craft]

I never get ANY of these memos!  Am I not in the pipeline?

[Crow]

Where do you think Whitney went. She took the money and ran.

[Guardian85]

Might be some work opportunities here for a mercenary minded man with military training. 

Where do I sign up?

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Where do you think Whitney went. She took the money and ran.

She learned from Madalyn O'Hair, who hung around too long and got killed.  Whitney is living high on the hog in Dallas with her billions, but it's all in offshore accounts.