Great inventions that nobody has yet thought of

[En_Route]

A motor-car combined with washing machine and tumble- dryer, with backseats that reconfigure into an ironing board. Perfect for house- spouses who are caught in lengthy traffic jams on the school run or on the way to the out -of- town hypermarket to avail of Discount Day. It's one of those ideas that just seems so obvious once you hear it.

[OldGit]

A solar powered miner's lamp.

[En_Route]

A solar powered miner's lamp.

Visionary. Just don't mention it to any medical professionals.

[Theta Sigma]

A battery operated car that has a built-in generator.  The motion of the wheels recharges the battery. 

I'm sure there is some reason this wouldn't work, but I am not smart enough to know what it is.

[Crow]

A battery operated car that has a built-in generator.  The motion of the wheels recharges the battery. 

I'm sure there is some reason this wouldn't work, but I am not smart enough to know what it is.

That's called a hybrid. But you still need petrol/gasoline as the kinetic energy from the wheels doesn't create enough energy to fully power the battery.

[Theta Sigma]

That's called a hybrid. But you still need petrol/gasoline as the kinetic energy from the wheels doesn't create enough energy to fully power the battery.

I know what a hybrid is.  I meant a car that didn't need an external source of energy, but I suppose if that were possible... I'd have one.  Oh, well.

[xSilverPhinx]

An artificial leaf that fixates atmospheric carbon and turns it into glucose. Will hurl farmers to a whole new level.

A computerized pen that reads your mind and writes what you want without you having to hold it. Great for multitaskers.

Replace entire tissues with nanobotic cells. May have problems with viruses never seen before, though.

[Ali]

Battery operated socks that warm themselves.

[En_Route]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

[Guardian85]

Uniforms with climate control.
The idea came to me at work last winter. At night. Outside. In the snow. And the wind.

[Ali]

See!  You need my self warming socks!

[Ali]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

[En_Route]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

I have already advertised for a butler, a cook, a chauffeur, a French Chambermaid, a gardener, an under- gardener, a resident DJ  and a dwarf for teasing.

[Ali]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

I have already advertised for a butler, a cook, a chauffeur, a French Chambermaid, a gardener, an under- gardener, a resident DJ  and a dwarf for teasing.

I'm looking for a position of Chief Sitter On Her Asser and Surf the Interneter, if you're hiring.  I need medical, dental, optical, and I want to work from home.  A Snack Allowance is preferable but negotiable.

[En_Route]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

I have already advertised for a butler, a cook, a chauffeur, a French Chambermaid, a gardener, an under- gardener, a resident DJ  and a dwarf for teasing.

I'm looking for a position of Chief Sitter On Her Asser and Surf the Interneter, if you're hiring.  I need medical, dental, optical, and I want to work from home.  A Snack Allowance is preferable but negotiable.

I thought you'd already secured that position. But yes, it is  a de rigeur status symbol for plutocrats to be seen with an aide who is decorative but carries out no discernible  business function. I should warn you though, there is a strict dress code.