Great inventions that nobody has yet thought of

[Ali]

Are you talking about my underpants again?  *raises eyebrow*

[En_Route]

I would dearly love to, but the walls have ears and loose talk costs lives.

[The Magic Pudding]

Mine is akin to the car washing machine, 'tis a car with manoeuvrable vacuum hose with which I can steal desirable hats.  It's almost perfected except sometimes peoples heads block the intake if their hat's on too tight.  I'll probably add robot arms to grab legs and pull in opposition to the sucker.

[En_Route]

Mine is akin to the car washing machine, 'tis a car with manoeuvrable vacuum hose with which I can steal desirable hats.  It's almost perfected except sometimes peoples heads block the intake if their hat's on too tight.  I'll probably add robot arms to grab legs and pull in opposition to the sucker.

A niche product but if it deters people from the ridiculous affectation of wearing hats it should be well received.

[En_Route]

Are you talking about my underpants again?  *raises eyebrow*

In fact, I can promise you that your lingerie will never be raised by me .

[The Magic Pudding]

Mine is akin to the car washing machine, 'tis a car with manoeuvrable vacuum hose with which I can steal desirable hats.  It's almost perfected except sometimes peoples heads block the intake if their hat's on too tight.  I'll probably add robot arms to grab legs and pull in opposition to the sucker.

A niche product but if it deters people from the ridiculous affectation of wearing hats it should be well received.

The FSM will smite you for that, just see if he don't.

[hismikeness]

A motor-car combined with washing machine and tumble- dryer, with backseats that reconfigure into an ironing board. Perfect for house- spouses who are caught in lengthy traffic jams on the school run or on the way to the out -of- town hypermarket to avail of Discount Day. It's one of those ideas that just seems so obvious once you hear it.

That's quite the acute target market.

[original_gender]

I think the driving experience would be less emotionally destructive if "Sorry" and "Thank You" indicator lights came standard with turning signals on automobiles.

[markmcdaniel]

I am working on a coal powered oil slick cleaner.

[Asmodean]

An asteroid harvester strategic bomber. The Asmo is so gonna patent that. The world needs a couple...

[xSilverPhinx]

Something that I could use to raid and sack the nearest Pepsi or Coca Cola factory. Since all of you guys are so creative, I could use some ideas.

Asmo, I was considering one of your trademark death rays asteroid harvester strategic bomber, but I need the infrastructure wholly intact - and that includes every bottle.

[OldGit]

I think the driving experience would be less emotionally destructive if "Sorry" and "Thank You" indicator lights came standard with turning signals on automobiles.

I think they'd sell better if the wording was a touch more obscene and insulting.

[DeterminedJuliet]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

I have already advertised for a butler, a cook, a chauffeur, a French Chambermaid, a gardener, an under- gardener, a resident DJ  and a dwarf for teasing.

What's the salary like?

[Tank]

Battery operated socks that warm themselves.

http://www.lazyboneuk.com/products/Battery-Heated-Socks.html

[En_Route]

What a veritable geyser of creativity I have unloosed.

Hmmmmmph.  You're probably planning on stealing all of our ideas and amassing a small "As Seen On TV" fortune. 

I have already advertised for a butler, a cook, a chauffeur, a French Chambermaid, a gardener, an under- gardener, a resident DJ  and a dwarf for teasing.

What's the salary like?

En_Route Global inc will line your palm with silver, which should contrast pleasingly with bronze. We might even be persuaded  to throw in a few Modcloth vouchers if you play hard to get.