What's on your mind today?

[hermes2015]

The paparazzi spotted Billy wearing this fetching bangle at the recent Trucker's Ball.

[billy rubin]

how interesting.

i looked at that and thought, doing that to a spanner would never have occurred to me. a completely different track on the line.

remember when people would take a silver spoon and bend it into a ring?

i met a mexican oil field worker who would make intricate bracelets out of steel and copper wire. i got him to do two for my daughters. let me see whether they can find them.

[hermes2015]

When I saw that photo it reminded me of the time I was having a drink in a bar in the St. Pauli area of Hamburg. A rather handsome young man came up to me and told me that he thought I was a real spanner. When I asked what he meant by that, he said that I was a spanner because I tightened his nuts. I will leave rest of the evening to your imagination.

[Dark Lightning]

^ Anything over 12 in-Lb can cause permanent damage. You used a torque wench, right?

[hermes2015]

^ Anything over 12 in-Lb can cause permanent damage. You used a torque wench, right?

  All I can say is, there may have been a visit to the ER at the local hospital.

[Dark Lightning]

^ Anything over 12 in-Lb can cause permanent damage. You used a torque wench, right?

  All I can say is, there may have been a visit to the ER at the local hospital.

Ball buster!

[No one]

Sweater muffins.

[Magdalena]

Okay...

[billy rubin]

is this thing on?

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1515130557675581442?t=E4yjrjS1rsFpVy6XhmNPLg&s=19

the american right now suggests we bake our nuts and milk cows without a bucket

i am not making this up

[Magdalena]

Happy Easter.

[Recusant]

   I like that. 

[No one]

You laugh, but do you know how rapidly xenomorph rabbit hybrids multiply?

You don't want that Peter Cottontail, hopin' down any trail.

[Magdalena]

Easter Bunny and Alien Face Hugger.
Be careful with your eggs.

[No one]

I tell my eggs what's what. They deserve the truth, they should never be coddled!

[Dark Lightning]

Eggs have a pretty dismal life, if they turn into chickens. Oh, wait. Well, unfertilized eggs get laid once, and ate once.

...and what in the actual fuck is that marzipan doing on the bunny's face?