What's on your mind today?

[Firebird]

Thats awful in all respects. Best wishes to your friend, I won't pray  for her but I will be thinking of her even if I don't know her.

[Arturo]

I'm confused so please bare with me. Who is "The wife" and what is her relationship to you? Who is waiting for the 'word from the lord'? And are your friends the ones who believe in Jebus or am I missing another party?

[Asmodean]

If I sound bitter, I am.

Bitterness is The Asmo's own taste, so... Could be worse.

He hath heard the prayer, by the way, and recommends a hospital with people with M.D. embroidered on their shiny lab coats. Leukemia is very treatable and not such terrible a diagnosis as it was twenty years ago. 

...Do give YHWH a middle finger for His Grayness when all goes well.

[xSilverPhinx]

Some Christians are rather despicable: friends of ours who moved to NZ about 20 years ago with two of their three daughters recently found out that the daughter who remained has been diagnosed with leukaemia. The wife wrote airily in her Christmas card that whatever happened it would be God's will. They are waiting for a 'word from the Lord' about when they should come over. This daughter, unlike the other two, has three teenage children and has somehow managed to escape the Christian life, so I guess she's not as important as the other two. If I sound bitter, I am.

That is despicable indeed. It seems to me like she doesn't want to take any responsibility for her choice to wait until some sign, which is, quite frankly, disgusting.   

[xSilverPhinx]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

[Bad Penny II]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

[xSilverPhinx]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

There's no way a dog could have entered the yard, my house is behind bars. My dog stays indoors, is paralysed and so couldn't reach it without aid. As for malignant cats with a scoop fetish, I don't know, it's possible.  

[Bad Penny II]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

There's no way a dog could have entered the yard, my house is behind bars. My dog stays indoors, is paralysed and so couldn't reach it without aid. As for malignant cats with a scoop fetish, I don't know, it's possible.

It could've been a wizard you've wronged.
Or a wizard hired by one you've wronged.
Poo of your pet is of of value to such.
You're keeping your shed hair and nails safe?

[Claireliontamer]

Tank - yes Daisy was ridiculously excited, just hoping she still believes next year too as this year was a lot of fun with her.

Mags - JJ is well too

BPII - littlun is very well, no where near tired of Jumbo yet, orange is apparently the new black and who told you about Dr Who.....that was supposed to be secret!

[Magdalena]

Mags - JJ is well too

That's good to know. 

[xSilverPhinx]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

There's no way a dog could have entered the yard, my house is behind bars. My dog stays indoors, is paralysed and so couldn't reach it without aid. As for malignant cats with a scoop fetish, I don't know, it's possible.

It could've been a wizard you've wronged.
Or a wizard hired by one you've wronged.
Poo of your pet is of of value to such.
You're keeping your shed hair and nails safe?

Wizards? Now that is wholly possible!

Yes, yes, those are safe: shed hair, clipped nails, teeth the Tooth Fairy didn't pay me for are all there where I left them. I may have misplaced a plucked eyebrow hair or two, but I doubt that will pose too much of a threat. 

[Arturo]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

There's no way a dog could have entered the yard, my house is behind bars. My dog stays indoors, is paralysed and so couldn't reach it without aid. As for malignant cats with a scoop fetish, I don't know, it's possible.

It could've been a wizard you've wronged.
Or a wizard hired by one you've wronged.
Poo of your pet is of of value to such.
You're keeping your shed hair and nails safe?

Wizards? Now that is wholly possible!

Yes, yes, those are safe: shed hair, clipped nails, teeth the Tooth Fairy didn't pay me for are all there where I left them. I may have misplaced a plucked eyebrow hair or two, but I doubt that will pose too much of a threat.

On a serious note, it could be drug addicts looking for stuff that will make a pipe or other smoking utensil. Or whatever else drug addicts use for ingesting drugs.

[xSilverPhinx]

It seems someone has stolen my dog poop scoop, which I leave in the front yard. Why anyone would want to steal such a thing is beyond me, its resale value is null, it's cheap as hell to buy and it's covered in shit.

It could've been a dog that did it
They may have reasons canine
Could've been a malignant cat.
Call tautology, I'll plead poetry

There's no way a dog could have entered the yard, my house is behind bars. My dog stays indoors, is paralysed and so couldn't reach it without aid. As for malignant cats with a scoop fetish, I don't know, it's possible.

It could've been a wizard you've wronged.
Or a wizard hired by one you've wronged.
Poo of your pet is of of value to such.
You're keeping your shed hair and nails safe?

Wizards? Now that is wholly possible!

Yes, yes, those are safe: shed hair, clipped nails, teeth the Tooth Fairy didn't pay me for are all there where I left them. I may have misplaced a plucked eyebrow hair or two, but I doubt that will pose too much of a threat.

On a serious note, it could be drug addicts looking for stuff that will make a pipe or other smoking utensil. Or whatever else drug addicts use for ingesting drugs.

Yes, but a plastic poop scoop? 

[No one]

[xSilverPhinx]