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Started by Byronazriel, September 05, 2010, 06:55:25 AM

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Byronazriel

My cat wont let me brush his teeth, is there any way I can convince him to sit still for a bit?
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

The Magic Pudding

Put him in the freezer overnight.

Tanker

Tie it up inside of a plastic garbage bag for about 20 or 30 minutes and he will remain as still as you could possibly want for as long as you could want. Oh and as a bonus this will be the last time you ever need to brush his teeth.






Please don't actually be this dumb it's a joke
"I'd rather die the go to heaven" - William Murderface Murderface  Murderface-

I've been in fox holes, I'm still an atheist -Me-

God is a cake, and we all know what the cake is.

(my spelling, grammer, and punctuation suck, I know, but regardless of how much I read they haven't improved much since grade school. It's actually a bit of a family joke.

Thumpalumpacus

... or at least tie a knot in it.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

DropLogic

Chip off a tiny bit from a xanax and put it in their food.  They'll be really mellow for about an hour.

Tank

Quote from: "Byronazriel"My cat wont let me brush his teeth, is there any way I can convince him to sit still for a bit?
Do what my neighbour did. Duct tape it down to the kitchen work top, I kid you not!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.