News:

Actually sport it is a narrative

Main Menu

My biggest problems

Started by Byronazriel, September 05, 2010, 06:55:25 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

Byronazriel

As of right now, I have no food. Well not NO food, but no good food. Mostly ramen, and canned food.  :verysad:
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

Davin

Return the plasma TV. But if the TV is more important to you than food, then enjoy the TV and don't enjoy food.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

omfgzmariah

Bus. Walk. Bike.

Car's aren't the only way!

:]


Where did you get money to get a plasma tv?

Byronazriel

Food's all well and good... But can I play my N64 on it?

I suppose I could try my hand at hunting, I have a bow... Does anyone know how to make arrows?  :hmm:
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

Byronazriel

Quote from: "omfgzmariah"Where did you get money to get a plasma tv?

I said quite clearly that I spent my food money on it.

I make about 600 dollars a month, sometimes more... Sometimes less. Usually enough to get by.
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

omfgzmariah

Quote from: "Byronazriel"
Quote from: "omfgzmariah"Where did you get money to get a plasma tv?

I said quite clearly that I spent my food money on it.

I make about 600 dollars a month, sometimes more... Sometimes less. Usually enough to get by.

lol, Food money doesn't answer my question. What do you do to get money? Where does it come from?

Davin

Quote from: "Byronazriel"Food's all well and good... But can I play my N64 on it?

I suppose I could try my hand at hunting, I have a bow... Does anyone know how to make arrows?  :hmm:
Like I said, you get to make a choice based on what's more important to you.

I can make arrows and even a bow in various ways from very tooled to the MacGyver method (shoe string and a knife carved piece of wood for the bow and arrows with heads of rocks and thin pieces of wood for the fletching). What do you have in the way of tools and materials?
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Tank

Are you normal looking with a strong stomach? Gigolos for older women can turn in $300 a trick, $500 to $600 a night. Seriously two people I know have turned to the sex trade for complimentary income one is a 21yo female student the other is a fit 46(?)yo submissive bi-male. Mind you to make it work you have to be around a lot of people. You like to chat, you can escort without 'fringe benefits' for $100 an evening and you don't even have to pay for the meal!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

If it's any consolation, I'd pay for your listed problems to be my biggest  :P
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: "Byronazriel"I suppose I could try my hand at hunting, I have a bow... Does anyone know how to make arrows?  :hmm:
You probably don't need arrows, many domestic animals are very trusting.
Have you thought about setting up a pigeon trap?
You could pluck feathers while watching TV.
And there's always flat meat.

McQ

Are you serious? You're looking for advice on how to make money fast, in order to buy food. Skip the TV and buy food. Also, start saving money each month. Find a job or two, or three and bike to work.
Elvis didn't do no drugs!
--Penn Jillette

Asmodean

Quote from: "McQ"Are you serious? You're looking for advice on how to make money fast, in order to buy food. Skip the TV and buy food. Also, start saving money each month. Find a job or two, or three and bike to work.
That, OR you can beg your relatives until they hook you up just to make you shut up  :P

(No, that's NOT a good piece of advice)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Martin TK

I'm with the rest of the group in that buying a tv instead of food isn't the brightest move.  Perhaps a smaller TV and food is a way to go.  Hunting isn't practical unless you know how to dress your kill.  Bow hunting would require a great deal of energy with very poor results, thereby resulting in burning more calories than you could replace.

As I see it you have three choices that seem the most logical:  Get a job, return the TV, or go hungry.
"Ever since the 19th Century, Theologians have made an overwhelming case that the gospels are NOT reliable accounts of what happened in the history of the real world"   Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion

Thumpalumpacus

Eat your TV and quit griping.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

Asmodean

Quote from: "Martin TK"Bow hunting would require a great deal of energy with very poor results, thereby resulting in burning more calories than you could replace.
Actually, if you are good and have a nice compound bow, it doesn't take THAT much. Depends on what you hunt, of course, but compound bows are not heavy to hold while drawn and are thus easy to aim and less cumbersome than composite bows or ye old regular bows.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.