10 Things About Yourself

[PoopShoot]

3. Despite getting my first tattoo a week after my 18th birthday I've never told my parents

How long ago was that?

6. I've been with my husband 10 years now

Congrats!

10. I'm quite partial to a pint of Guiness

What self-respecting beer drinker isn't?

[MrsV]

3. Despite getting my first tattoo a week after my 18th birthday I've never told my parents

How long ago was that?

14 years now...Its got to a point where they must know but I still can't quite bring myself to show them - which is a bit wierd as they are fine with my hubby's tats and know I'm into body modification as a subject. They have even bought me books on it. But hey relationships with parents are always a bit wierd!

[PoopShoot]

HAH!

I got my first tattoo on my 19th birthday (it was a gift from the artist) and showed my grandma a week later.  She threatened to scrub it off.  I told her she was free to shine it up.

[Asmodean]

HAH!

I got my first tattoo on my 19th birthday (it was a gift from the artist) and showed my grandma a week later.  She threatened to scrub it off.  I told her she was free to shine it up.

BWAHAHA! "Scrub it off"..! She thought it was on topa' the skin then?!

[PoopShoot]

BWAHAHA! "Scrub it off"..! She thought it was on topa' the skin then?!

No, she was threatening to remove layers.

[Asmodean]

No, she was threatening to remove layers.

She did realize that she'd be judged into paying for your skin graft which you could just go and tattoo again..? (Would be a cool thing to do, actually...   )

[PoopShoot]

No, she was threatening to remove layers.

She did realize that she'd be judged into paying for your skin graft which you could just go and tattoo again..? (Would be a cool thing to do, actually...   )

At 19 I'd not have been overpowered by my gramma.  If I were, I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone in order to sue.

[Asmodean]

At 19 I'd not have been overpowered by my gramma.  If I were, I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone in order to sue.

Ah..! A good old fashioned fire accident some days later then?  

[PoopShoot]

At 19 I'd not have been overpowered by my gramma.  If I were, I'd be too ashamed to tell anyone in order to sue.

Ah..! A good old fashioned fire accident some days later then?  

Meh.  She's got Alzheimer's.  She thinks I'm her brother nowadays.

[Asmodean]

Meh.  She's got Alzheimer's.  She thinks I'm her brother nowadays.

Positive spin: Brother. Still far cry from husband or lover or... Boytoy. Imagine that..!  

[Ned]

1. I was born in a crossfire hurricane, and I howled at my Ma in the driving rain.
2. I knew my teacher had no soul, when that school didn't play no rock 'n' roll.
3. I failed my history, but that don't bother me.
4. I once ate a live cactus.
5. I can bust moves to make a blind man believe in the boogie.
6. I was not particularly religious as a child, but at 16 was overcome by the glory of the Lord.
7.My greatest ambition is to live on Old Cape Cod.
8.At school I was considered a rule breaker, who idolised Dave Lee Roth.
9.I have a great interest in chandeliers and other light fixtures.
10.I once met a Chinese person, but didn't like them.

[PoopShoot]

I had a buddy who once took a bit out of a live carp.

[Tank]

I had a buddy who once took a bit out of a live carp.

Which bit? And did the carp mind?  

[PoopShoot]

Which bit?

Just left of the dorsal fin.

And did the carp mind?  

Probably.  He cut its eyes out and threw it back in the water afterward.  Then he took $5 from the Mexican who bet him he wouldn't.

[Ned]

11. If it's a crime to rock 'n' roll, throw my ass in jail.