Cow Seduces Man

[Sophus]

http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/article500183.ece/Cow-seduces-Indonesian-man

An 18-year-old man on Indonesia's resort island of Bali claimed he was seduced by a cow after being caught having sex with the animal.

A neighbour caught Gusti Ngurah Alit in the act on Sunday and immediately reported him to local authorities, village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said.

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.

On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. "She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," he said.

He had to pay 2,000 old coins as a traditional punishment while the village chief paid the owner of the cow 5 million rupiah (545 dollars) in compensation.

[Cecilie]

Poor cow. ( )

[Davin]

Poor cow? Obviously it was an evil, witch, wizard cow!

[pinkocommie]

Wow.  So not only was the poor cow raped, but also drowned?  That totally sucks!

Evil cows produce the best cheese.  It's a fact.  It's science.

[Tank]

[karadan]

What a waste of perfectly good beef

[curiosityandthecat]

This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.

[Ned]

Did size matter?

[Thumpalumpacus]

"He was caught by one of the residents standing naked while holding the back of the cow," Legawa said.

Kinda makes getting caught masturbating look quaint, don't you think?

[skwurll]

Ugh...

[Tank]

Did size matter?

The cow probably didn't even notice.

[McQ]

Well, this cow was obviously asking for it. We can't throw stones at this man until we've been in his shoes. Until you've been bewitched by that "Give it to me!" bovine look, you can't know the power these animals have over some men (I don't know how long I can keep this going without snorting all over my keyboard).

She was obviously the village tart, you know, Bossie the Hussie, probably wearing a very skimpy cowbell that made a sweet tinkling sound, the siren song for farmers all over the world. Why, this incident would have been totally overlooked in West Virginia. 'nuff said.

 
(I deserved a beating for this)

[Thumpalumpacus]

The fact that she was hanging out near the cliff, a noted red-light district for bovines, cannot be a coincidence.

[Big Mac]

Shit i thought this would have been in Oklahoma or Alabama or Arkansas.

[Dretlin]

Don't knock it - until you have tried it.