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Cow Seduces Man

Started by Sophus, June 16, 2010, 12:26:27 AM

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Asmodean

Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.

Cat, your images are priceless. As always  :bananacolor:

Where do you get them all?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

karadan

That must have been one sexy cow.
QuoteI find it mistifying that in this age of information, some people still deny the scientific history of our existence.

The Magic Pudding

Perhaps now there will more support for my drive to have all cows fitted with a bovine burqa.

Allah

I'm the only cause I'm interested in

Heretical Rants

Quote from: "Asmodean"
Quote from: "curiosityandthecat"This cow wouldn't have gone so easily.

Cat, your images are priceless. As always  :bananacolor:

Where do you get them all?
This one came from a movie.

Caecilian

Theres a great poem by ee cummings on the subject of sex with cows. Its called the way to hump a cow is not:

Quotethe way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows

Of course its not really about sex with cows.To be honest, I'm not sure exactly what its about, although the references to uncle toms, the golden rule and voting suggest something political. Literary analysis has never been my forte.