president elon

[billy rubin]

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. "For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk's PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism," said Attorney General Pam Bondi, who confirmed the Justice Department was already prosecuting multiple cases in which social media users were alleged to have disseminated decades-old photos of the DOGE leader's receding hairline. "Anyone who likes or replies to the photos will be treated as a terrorist sympathizer. If you possess these images, delete them now. Elon Musk is a patriot with a great American hairline." At press time, President Donald Trump was showing his support for Musk by getting hair plugs in a televised press conference on the White House South Lawn.

https://theonion.com/doj-designates-posting-photos-of-balding-elon-musk-as-domestic-terrorism/

[Dark Lightning]

Got to be careful reading shit like this on the internet. It's something that wouldn't surprise me in the least, from this administration. They're wackier than The Onion!

[Tank]

Gotta love The Onion!

[Dark Lightning]

During the chump's first administration, The Onion published an article on how to tell truth from lies on the internet. SMH, when a satire site is upstaged by the "gov".

[Tank]

Yes. It's become a circus with a clown in charge.

[zorkan]

Young muskrats are hairless.

Footballer Wayne Rooney had hair, then he didn't so he had a transplant, now he's hairless again.
https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/why-is-wayne-rooney-still-losing-his-hair-after-hair-transplants

[Asmodean]

I do subscribe to most things Musk being a clown show.

I anticipate a major train wreck in his not too distant future... But then, if he is indeed smarter than the average birthday clown, then maybe he got himself into government specifically in order to prevent said train wreck, or at least get ahead of it, because... He can't not see it coming.

[zorkan]

Is that a reference to his hyperloop train?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67801235

[Asmodean]

Heh... No, was not intended as such, but might as well be.

The man's "entire" fortune is made of vapor. Hyperloop was just one puff thereof.

[Tank]

Watching this shit show is horrifying with the latest gaff being sending battle plans to the chief editor of The Atlantic. And while ane error it was not a leak. The editor was in the chat room when plans were being discussed! Who needs spys?

[Asmodean]

To be fair, are those the dudes to make actual battle plans?

Certainly a popcorn moment, but I think of lesser significance from a military strategy point of view than some media spin it as.

[Tank]

They were discussing the actual battle plans and then shared them and the editor was on the share list.

[zorkan]

Trump with and without hair and tan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g7zlzc/trump_without_his_fake_tan_and_hair/?rdt=45873
Has he had a transplant or is it a wig?
One thing's certain it's not his real hair.

Putin could try harder.
https://www.craiyon.com/image/Xxl4azJ5Tdq0UaK2bqMdTQ

[billy rubin]

They were discussing the actual battle plans and then shared them and the editor was on the share list.

the signal app is encrypted, so theres a fig leaf there, but the individuals were apparently accessing it on their unsecured personal phones.

so if any foreign power hacked their phones it could have worked on the encryption at their leisure.

the stupid is strong here.

[Asmodean]

Yeah. We do fight against such-like on corporate level every day. Public service is way worse.

It's convenicence vs information security. People being people... They tend to choose the former because the latter "will prolly be alright..." Right up until the point where your picture is in the paper alongside Xi Jinping.